Yeah, it's late, my dearest friends. But it's good. I promise you'll have a lot of fun.
Read More »Trump Tells Elon He Experienced a Miracle, “More of a Believer” Now
Cringe.
Read More »Shock as Latest Miracle “Artificial Sweetener” Turns Out to be Just as Unhealthy as Every Other Version
Of course this is poison.
Read More »UK: NHS Tells Doctors to Ask Men If They’re Pregnant Before Getting X-Rays
Some hospitals were already doing this.
Read More »Toxic Gas from Landfills is a Major Source of PFAS Pollution (JUST BURN THE TRASH!)
Here's the deal: burn the trash.
Read More »UK: 11-Year-Old Girl Conveniently Stabbed by Alleged White Man, Allegedly Saved by Moslem
It's just a big coincidence that this is exactly what the British government needed.
Read More »Lindsey Graham Calls Hohol Terrorism Inside Russia “Beautiful”
Very sadistic.
Read More »Elon Should be Arrested for Anti-Stabbing Content, Says Former Twitter Exec in Guardian Op-Ed
Did you see where some cop in the UK threatened to arrest Elon Musk for being against stabbing?
Read More »UK: Faggot Jew Archbishop of Canterbury Says Anti-Stabbing Protesters are “Unchristian”
Justin Welby is unchristian.
Read More »New York: Man Shouts “Free Palestine” and Stabs Jew (We’re Never Going to Hear the End of This)
I don't understand what Jews expected?
Read More »UK: Former MI6 Agent Who Penned Fake Pissgate Dossier Says Russia Tricked British Into Being Against Stabbing Children
Goofy.
Read More »Female Cop Punched by Black Man has “Long Road to Recovery”
Feminism is a failed experiment.
Read More »Hohols Expect Russia to Respond to Kursk Terrorism with Large-Scale Missile Attack
The incursion is a pointless publicity stunt that serves no real strategic purpose.
Read More »Brooklyn: Dozens Commemorate Assassinated Hamas Negotiator
Israel has yet to explain how murdering the top negotiator helps negotiations.
Read More »Terrorist Hohols Start Fire on Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Plant After Intense Shelling
The media keeps pretending Russia attacks itself.
Read More »Taking the 2024 Election Seriously Makes You Look Stupid and Delusional
Remember: I just do one article on Sundays, which is pre-written (usually on Saturday), because I'm taking Sundays off for religious reasons. I actually woke up and wrote this one before Church, because... well, you know. A goat fell in a well. This is political, and I sort of want to do spiritually uplifting stuff for my special Sunday articles. But this has a spiritual angle. Click to find out what it is!
Read More »Memetic Saturday: Memes are a Dish Best Served Cold…
Look - the week isn't over yet.
Read More »Taking Cues from Kamala, Trump Planning Rap Concert at Rally
This sucks.
Read More »Iraq Considering Lowering Women’s Legal Age of Marriage to 9
Fat, stupid white people think it's wild to say "girls should be married off at 14."
Read More »NYC: Black Gentleman Smacks the “Empowerment” Out of White Female NYPD Cop
I love this.
Read More »Germany: Police Union Chairman Finds Foolproof Way to Stop Exploding Knife Crime
The answer was so simple all along.
Read More »Sweden Allegedly Solving the Migrant Problem, Has More Emigrants Than Immigrants Now
Is this the end of Captain Sweden?
Read More »Russia: Emergency Declared in Response to Lunatic Hohol Terrorist Rampage Inside Russia
What's the plan here, guys?
Read More »UK: Starmer Says Anti-Stabbing Movement Result of Internet Misinformation
It's not even possible to have more censorship in the UK.
Read More »California: Governor Gavin Newsom Leads Assault on Homeless Encampment…!?
This is totally confusing.
Read More »Maduro Blocks Twitter for 10 Days, Urges Supporters to Move to WeChat, Telegram
Everyone eventually admits I'm right. It's just a matter of how much pain they experience before that point.
Read More »Chicago: City Approves Anti-Israel Protests at the DNC
Why??? I wonder why???
Read More »UK: Vibrant Local Councillor Arrested for Demanding “Nazis” Get Their Throats Cut
Labour also suspended him.
Read More »Bulgaria: Parliament Bans Anal Indoctrination in Schools
Finally, some good news.
Read More »With Negotiator Dead, Countries Continue Dreaming About Gaza Ceasefire
Just give up. It's not happening.
Read More »Sri Lanka: Religious Leaders Come Together to Denounce Western-Imposed Faggotry
They're trying to force it through the IMF and the World Bank.
Read More »EU and UK Condemn Jews After Top Minister Condones Mass Starvation of 2 Million as “Justified and Moral”
These must be the most honest Jews ever.
Read More »UK Police Continue to Propel Pro-Stabbing Aliens in War Against Against Native Population (Anti-Stabbers)
It looks like the riots are probably over. For now.
Read More »Watch: Biden Says He’s Not Confident at All in Peaceful Transfer, Regardless of Who Wins
I think he's saying leftists will also riot?
Read More »Gen Z Women Most Progressive Group in American History While Men Becoming More Conservative
Allowing women to have rights was a terrible mistake.
Read More »NASA Finally Considering Asking Elon to Rescue Astronauts Trapped by Boeing Failure
I'm sure Elon can fix this. He's really good at technology.
Read More »UK and Egypt Tell Airlines to Avoid Iranian and Lebanese Airspace as Israel Ups the Ante
Final countdown!
Read More »UK: Labour Government Plans to Scatter Invaders Across the Country
These people are retarded.
Read More »NYC Subway Platforms Have Highly Toxic Air, Study Finds
The subway platforms also have highly dangerous primates.
Read More »UK: Pro-Stabbing Cops Monitoring Anti-Stabbing Protesters on TikTok, Looking for Incriminating Footage
The pro-stabbing government recently endorsed chopping as well.
Read More »EPA Finally Bans IQ-Lowering Weedkiller Dacthal – First Emergency Suspension Since 1983
Hey, it's something. I guess.
Read More »The Guardian Claims That Someone, Somewhere is Trying to Guide Anti-Stabbing Movement to Attack Jews
Who???
Read More »Justice Department Says Pakistani Man with Alleged Ties to Iran was Planning to Murder Trump
The Jews want white men to hate Iran.
Read More »Elon Musk’s Tranny Son Attacks!
Hahaha.
Read More »Media: “Architect” of October 7th Attack Now New Leader of Hamas
He's more than ten times the maximum percentage of violence.
Read More »Missouri: Jews Successfully Defeat Anti-Israel Squad Member in Primary
Bitch forgot who put her there in the first place.
Read More »Judge Finally Rules Google’s Monopoly on Search is Illegal
Google Search hasn't even been useful for years.
Read More »Tim Walz in as Coconut Brat VP After Inventing “Weird People” Meme
If JD Vance ever tried to take an abortion book from my daughter, I would have some kind of mental breakdown.
Read More »Secretaries of State Call on Musk to Make His Robot Work Better to Save Democracy
I'll shit on Musk all day but I will defend his crappy robot.
Read More »Hamas Rebuilding Military Capacity and Still Going Strong After More Than 9 Months of War
Israel just needs two more weeks.
Read More »Germany: “Green” Politician Files Legal Complaint Against Björn Höcke for Liking a Song
They're really grasping at straws here.
Read More »Israeli Officials Whine That Netanyahu is Avoiding Ceasefire Deal on Purpose (As If This was a Secret)
It's all pretty much riding on the US presidential election.
Read More »Trump Energizing Evangelical Christianity with Messiah Narrative, Rebranding as Savior of the Jews
Cool political bloc.
Read More »Iran Warns of “Moral Duty” to Avenge Hamas Leader as Shoigu Arrives in Tehran
Everyone's getting ready.
Read More »Racist Slut Whines After Blacks Who Stomped Her Son to Death Get Slap on the Wrist
If he didn't want to be murdered, then maybe he should have helped George Floyd more?
Read More »German Catholic Diocese Funds Another Ship to Bring Invaders to Italy
No wonder they're bleeding worshippers.
Read More »Hot Takes on the British Finally Rioting Against Immigrants
I've got none.
Read More »Entire West Now Pushing for New War in Venezuela
Where does this fall on the Ukraine-Israel spectrum?
Read More »UK: Government Warns Anti-Stabbing Protesters They Will “Pay the Price” and “Regret This”
This whole mass immigration project was never going to not result in mass violence.
Read More »After a Week, The Vatican Finally Calls Olympics Opening Ceremony “Offensive”
Great job, guys.
Read More »The Entire Narrative is Shifting on a Bunch of Issues (Atlantic City Banning Homelessness)
Anti-homeless now. No one asks why.
Read More »Great Satan Prepares to Defend Israel Against Islamic World as Jews Prepare Bomb Shelters
The Jews are always the protagonists in these world wars, for no reason whatsoever.
Read More »Mentally Ill Homeless Drug Addicts Plaguing Manhattan’s West Side, Terrorizing Tourists
What happened to "the taxpayer" as an entity that had some say in what is going on in the community?
Read More »Zelensky Says the Ukraine Now Flying F-16s, Asks NATO to Shoot Down Russian Missiles
Zelensky doesn't want Israel to have the spotlight.
Read More »Even the Taliban Didn’t “Solve” the Woman Problem. They Just Manage It Intelligently.
We have to implement a Taliban type system in the West, or the West will not survive.
Read More »IQ of People Allegedly Suffering from “Long Covid” is 10 to 30 Points Lower Than Expected
Maybe the real vax conspiracy was to lower people's IQs?
Read More »Pentagram Deploying More Warships and Fighter Jets to the Middle East as Total War Looms
This seems good.
Read More »UK: As Government Releases Pro-Stabbing Defense Forces, Anti-Stabbers Burn Building, Fight Cops
I think the soundtrack of the anti-stabbing revolution should be The Smiths' "Panic."
Read More »Rand Paul Calls Out “Kids Online Safety Act” as Giving Government “Bizarre” Censorship Powers
Because anything can cause anxiety.
Read More »Hezbollah Announces New Phase in Fight Against Israel
The Jews have already lost the PR fight.
Read More »Justice Department Sues TikTok with Goofy “Save the Children” Bullshit
Fuck them kids.
Read More »Anal Empire Threatens to “Hold Maduro Accountable” for Winning Election
The American government and its European minions quickly figured out the real winner of the election using telepathic abilities.
Read More »Traveling “Christian” Tent with “Prophets” Touring Swing States for Trump
Christians shouldn't even be voting.
Read More »Mexican Demands Cash on the Barrelhead from Negress He Married on Game Show
They should have made a sequel show about the divorce called "Help! I Married a Nigger!"
Read More »Whiny Western Fiends Claim Chinese Record Breaking Swimmer Isn’t Human
Why are we reporting on this stupid sporting event?
Read More »Poll: Majority of Americans Say First Amendment “Goes Too Far”
The future is grim.
Read More »UK: Mass Child-Stabber Named as Negro Axel Rudakubana, Judge Denounces “Idiotic Rioting”
What are people supposed to do though?
Read More »Accidental Finding: Rubbing Naturally Occurring Sugar as Effective as Minoxidil for Hair Growth in Mice
It boosts the blood supply to hair follicles.
Read More »Gen X and Millennials Totally Riddled with Cancers
It's the food. It's the water. It's the chemicals. It's the plastic. It's the lifestyle. It's everything.
Read More »US Contradicts Venezuela’s Electoral Council, Says Opposition Loser Actually the President
America is supposedly against foreign interference in elections.
Read More »Christian Zionism is Making a Comeback as Middle East Tensions Rise
It's easy to just blame "Christian Zionists" for things done by the Jews, isn't it?
Read More »Army Says Recruitment Partnership with The Rock Actually Made Things Worse
I could have told them this. I have a totally different plan for army recruitment that would actually work.
Read More »Trump Asks If Kamala is Indian or Black, Notes That She Somehow “Became” a Black Person
lol
Read More »Canada Sends Warship Through Chinese Waters to “Reaffirm Commitment to an Inclusive Indo-Pacific”
That really should be parody, but instead it's real life.
Read More »Trump Says Jews Who Don’t Vote for Him are “Absolute Fools”
If the Jews who don't vote for you are fools, aren't the gentiles who vote for you fools?
Read More »UK: 39 Cops Injured After Evil Far-Righters Protest Foreigners Stabbing Children
Can't say I feel sorry for them.
Read More »Gold Medal Winner “Katie” Ledecky is a Very Recent Kind of Woman
Tranny or freak, it's all the same.
Read More »California Dad Gets Full Custody of 4-Year-Old Son After Mother Tried to Turn Him Into a Tranny
Unfortunately, the reason he won full custody appears to be that the mother has substance abuse problems.
Read More »UK: RAF Squadron Bans “Crusader” Nickname After Single Complaint
Are you sure this is gonna help you fight Putin?
Read More »White Nationalism at Last: Democrat Party Rallies “White Dudes” for Harris
This whole thing is very strange.
Read More »Gorilla Chieftain Lloyd Austin Swears Allegiance to Israel After Arabian Soccer Field Massacre
Israel has been saying this whole time they were going to invade Lebanon.
Read More »UK: Female Prison Guard Threatened with Life in Prison for Sex with Inmate
Who cares? What did you think was going to happen?
Read More »Democrats Switch from Calling Trump a Fascist to Calling Him “Weird”
Obviously, switching from "Hitler" to "just sorta weird" is a pretty big shift, but so was switching from Biden to Kamala.
Read More »Olympic Camera Operators Told to Not Take Ass Pics of Dirty Sluts
This was the only reason people watched women's sports.
Read More »UK Cancels Decision to Cut Arms to Israel After Jews Begin Bombing Lebanon
Shock is felt by all.
Read More »OnlyFans Whores Use AI Bot “Chatters” to Extract Money from Men
Porn is going to ban itself.
Read More »Memes Today! These Memes are Terrible, But They’re Memes!
This is what we've got. It is what it is.
Read More »Same Spooks Who Said in 2016 Russia was Hacking for Trump Now Say Iran Hacking Against Him
A lot of people support Trump because his ear was scratched.
Read More »UK, Germany, France, And America Urge Citizens to Leave Lebanon
It's not going to end well for Israel.
Read More »US Allegedly Trying to Stop Jews from Bombing Beirut
The Trump team has made it very clear: they want to help Jews bomb everyone.
Read More »UK: 17-Year-Old Arrested for Stabbing Up Taylor Swift-Themed Yoga Class for Children, Two Dead
Don't worry, the cops are saying it's not terrorism.
Read More »France: Government Defends Democracy by Stripping TV Channel It Doesn’t Like of Its License
The channel will still exist, but it's gonna be watched by fewer people.
Read More »Orban Says Asia Taking Over, EU Imploding, Endorses Trump
Trump is going to save us from an Asian world order by... fighting endless expensive wars in the Middle East?
Read More »Erdogan Says Turkey May “Enter” Israel Like They Entered Karabakh, Libya
Well, this is the biggest story of the day, by a lot.
Read More »Bitcoin Conference: Trump and RFK Both Take Strong Pro-Coiner Positions
I don't care about elections, but I do care about coins.
Read More »Raw Bros Win Again: Condoms and Lubes Have Mass PFAS
Don't put them condo or them jellies on your penises, just put it in the hole fresh.
Read More »Russia to Respond in Kind If America Deploys Long-Range Missiles in Germany, Putin Warns
Europeans are ready to die for America's right to spread gay anal practices.
Read More »Trump Says in Four Years Everything Will be Fixed and You Won’t Have to Vote Again
It doesn't matter who votes or doesn't vote.
Read More »Israel Strikes Lebanese Towns After Blaming Hezbollah for 12 Deaths in Golan Heights
Hezbollah denied responsibility for the attack.
Read More »UK: Christian Teacher Fired for “Misgendering” Loses High Court Appeal
Homeschooling is the only sane option.
Read More »Room Elephant: Evangelical Christians Described the Antichrist as Getting Shot in Public and Saved by a Miracle
I don't know if I believe Trump is the antichrist, but the weirdness of what happened lining up with 30-year-old interpretations of the Book of Revelation is worth looking at if only because no one else is. It is definitely an elephant in the room.
Read More »Some Brief Meta Notes on the State of the Stormer
Thank you, everyone.
Read More »FBI Now Says “Getting Shot” and “Getting Hit by Shrapnel” are Really the Same Thing
Hmmm.
Read More »UK Stops Opposing ICC’s Netanyahu Arrest Warrant, Considers Restricting Arms Sales to Israel
You can bet that the moment Iran gets involved, weapons shipments will resume.
Read More »Barack and Big Mike Officially Endorse Kamala
This doesn't matter.
Read More »The Many Names of “JD Vance” are a Consequence of Having a Shitty Whore Mother
He's desperate to belong.
Read More »Trump Doubts Jewish People Could Vote for Kamala After “Disrespectful” Gaza Remarks
Don't you want to Make Israel Great Again?
Read More »Germany: For the First Time Ever, A Court Says Syria is a Safe Country
The government can now deport Syrians back home. In theory, at least.
Read More »Missing 12-Year-Old Girl Found with 34-Year-Old Boyfriend After Telling Dad to Stop Looking for Her
In America, she can't consent to sex with her older boyfriend but she can consent to removing her breasts and taking testosterone.
Read More »Conservatives Whine After FBI Director Says Shrapnel Could Have Caused Trump Ear Scratch
That would make a lot more sense, huh?
Read More »It’s Better to Insert One’s Penis Into a Sofa Than an Indian Pagan Vagina
Don't vote.
Read More »Boeing has No Plans for Stranded Astronauts to Ever Return to Earth
They're going to have to ask Russia for help.
Read More »Kamala Says She Will Not be Silent on Gaza Tragedies After Meeting with Netanyahu
She also announced her commitment to Israel's "security."
Read More »US Doctors Demand Arms Embargo of Israel, Say Death Toll Much Higher Than Officially Reported
The Jews are using the weapons America gives them.
Read More »North Carolina: 6/10 39-Year-Old Female High School Teacher Arrested for Sex with Student
If you are against this, you have to be against women in public.
Read More »Infant Mortality Rate Mysteriously Rising for the First Time in 20 Years
They're blaming "coronavirus" for the effects of the vax.
Read More »US Congress: Bibi Blathers About Burned Babies, Doubles Down on Endless War, Gets 55 Standing Ovations
What is the explanation for this other than "America is controlled by the Jews"? There is no other explanation, which is why you're not allowed to ask any questions as to why this is happening.
Read More »Clarification: Yes, Technically China has Increased Military Spending in the Past Decade
My statements were nonetheless completely correct.
Read More »DC: Protesters Burn Netanyahu Effigy, Attacked by Bloodthirsty Badge Niggers
Hate speech isn't free speech or whatever. Just shut up.
Read More »Elon Musk Attended Bibi’s US Congress Speech as a “Special Guest” of the Israeli Child-Killer
Well, at least he made a sad face the whole time?
Read More »Israel’s Extremist National Security Minister Endorses Trump, Hypes War Against Iran
Are you ready to die for your masters, goy?
Read More »Killing a Tranny Now a Special Crime in Mexico, Carrying a Sentence Up to 70 Years
We have to admit: it does make more sense than US "hate crimes enhancement" laws.
Read More »Scientists Rethinking Origin of Life After Discovering Potato-Shaped Metallic Lumps Produce Oxygen
The Science should start rethinking lots of things.
Read More »Pax Sino: Hamas and Fatah Among 14 Palestinian Factions to Sign Unity Agreement in China!
What is the US doing in Palestine? Chinamen are the good guys.
Read More »Free Falling: Tesla Reports Lowest Profits in More Than Five Years, Elon Blames the Chinese
Buried alive!
Read More »It’s Over: George Clooney Endorses Kamala
This article is long and contains totally unrelated information.
Read More »West Bank: Jew Settlers Beat Up White People Helping the Palestinians
Jews doing hardcore democracy again.
Read More »Elon Musk Says He was Tricked Into Turning His Kid Into a Tranny
It's embarrassingly easy to trick him, yes, but that doesn't mean he's not a Tony Stark kind of genius.
Read More »Bibi in America: Capitol Cops Arrest Hundreds of Jew Protesters
The protesters were also calling for Biden to stop all arms shipments to Israel.
Read More »Memetic [Insert Day of Week]: Whatever Happens, I Will Always Love You, My Friend
I feel this is satisfactory. And since "Memetic Monday" has officially changed its name to "Memetic [Insert Day of Week]," it can never be late.
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