I got you. Chill.
Read More »Memetic Monday: Friday Edition
A little bit late, but still mostly fresh.
Read More »Alex Jones Goes Full “Arabs Run Hollywood,” Backs Ron DeSantis Over Donald Trump
I really hate to hit Alex while he's down, but this is simply not acceptable.
Read More »A Report on the Moronality of Evil
Journalists are stupid and evil because low morality is correlated with low intelligence.
Read More »Jewish Occupation Government Lashing Out – Insidious and Malicious Bafflement – Weird Happenings to Follow
It's gonna be wild, bro.
Read More »Everyone is Going to Jail (This is Memes, Primarily)
Get ready for some really weird shit, bro.
Read More »Memetic Monday: Meme Friendly, Invite Friends
Afternoon edition.
Read More »Hitler, The Nazis, The Frankfurt School, And Adorno and Horkheimer’s ‘Dialectic of Enlightenment’ (1947)
Guest post book review.
Read More »Memetic Monday: Case of the Mondaypox
This is the best I've got.
Read More »A Dream I Had
This was a real dream, typed up immediately after waking, following every remembered detail, and published on the morning of Sunday, July 31, 2022.
Read More »Let’s Just Start Renaming Everything in Order to Confuse People for No Reason
"Asian murder hornet" is a term disrespectful to Asian murderers, and will cause white supremacist black people to murder Asians.
Read More »Tucker Carlson Sits Down for Interview with 18-Year-Old Heterosexual White Male
This is great stuff, folks.
Read More »Memetic Monday: You’re Probably Seeing This on Tuesday, But It Was Posted on Monday
A bit late...
Read More »Sorry I’m Late – Did a Podcast Last Night/This Morning and It Lasted for an Eternity
My apologies to the British. I never thought I'd be apologizing to them, but here we are.
Read More »The Situation is Degrading Rapidly – But You are Not the Situation
CLEARLY MARKED: EXPERIMENTAL STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS WRITING EXERCISE
Read More »Hero Alex Stein Getting Canceled by Conservative Faggots for Interviewing Hero Nick Fuentes
He's doubling down...! No remorse!
Read More »I’m Pretty Sure Tucker is Not Running in 2024
Maybe 2028.
Read More »Russia Calls Up Swiss Newspaper to Inform Them That Their Memes are Garbage
Our memes are so much better than theirs because we are much more intelligent and we are also right.
Read More »Memetic Monday: Is It Still Monday, M8?
Late? Not late enough for a Tuesday edition. We'll leave it up for tomorrow.
Read More »Tucker Carlson Just Gave a Political Speech in Iowa, Like He’s Running for President
Things could be getting interesting.
Read More »Joe Biden Suicide Bombs Summit Where He was Supposed to be Begging for Oil and War Support
This is a serious, poorly structured 4,000-word essay with a joke title. It's a strategy that's worked for me. I'm personally kind of exhausted by it and wish I could spend another 2 hours on this and make it structured and literary, instead of just an ideas dump. But there are only so many hours in the day and I have to write 10 other articles today because I don't have a writing staff. People say they would keep coming to the site even if I only wrote one or two articles a day, but they actually wouldn't. Most people wouldn't. Yes, these long articles are much more popular than any other article, but not more popular than all the articles combined. People come here every day because it has all the news stories, with funny quips and bits of insight. My lot in life is to just keep doing that, and if I want to write something detailed and long, it necessarily has to be sloppy, because editing a 4,000-word piece takes twice as long as writing it. Some great writers turned in good first drafts, but that was before type writers. Writing with a pen - something I've actually done a whole lot of - is much, much slower than typing, so you have a lot more time to think about the words as you're writing them. I am having a mid-life crisis because I don't really produce masterpieces because of the time factor. I have to spend two hours a day or more reading news, most of which is benign, then I have to process that information with my personal understanding of the universe and distill it into sound bites, which are only sometimes funny and usually poorly written. By the way, please donate crypto. I keep forgetting to ask, because everything is so busy. I also have to do normal everyday things, you know. I'm a real person, not just a typing machine. I have to eat, hang out, socialize, relax, and so on. Just figure out Monero and send me something. I'm really good at selling it high, and it's low now, so in all likelihood, any coins you send today will end up being doubled. I'm sorry I can't accept Bitcoin, but there are security issues. Converting Bitcoin to Monero is easy. I need to write new guides I guess. Writing guides takes so long. Anyway, not whining. I'm very blessed (and cursed) with some kind of uncanny ability to analyze the world, and I love the work. I do love the work. I'm just having a midlife crisis, because if I had 200 hours to spare, I could put together a 60,000-word document that would feel like a legacy. I could be releasing 60,000-word books every month, frankly, if I had a staff. The staff thing didn't work out. My 30 year plan was wrecked by censorship. Again, not whining, just sharing. I am thankful to all of you for always finding my site when the domain changes, even if you don't send crypto. It's an amazing honor to be this censored and somehow still get millions of readers a month. It's been a great honor serving with all of you. Now, I will go play Gloomhaven, and perhaps sleep for a few more hours, or maybe just mix 5-Hour Energy with vodka (it's not something I would recommend, but it is one way to live).
Read More »Drinking and Smoking are Not Against Draconian Version of Fundamentalist Christianity™
Draconian Version of Fundamentalist Christianity™ can't defend itself from Jewish slander, because it is banned.
Read More »Alex Stein Flirts with Big Booty Latina AOC – She Threatens to Change the System to Destroy Him
What type of institution does she want to put us in, exactly?
Read More »Mid-Week Meme Madness: I Got Nothing Going On, Frankly
Don't worry, they're good. I'm sure.
Read More »Teenager Explains Why Many Young, White Men are Going Far-Right
We're winning hearts and minds all over again.
Read More »Memetic Monday: The Late Edition
Sorry I'm late. Hope I didn't ruin anyone's day.
Read More »EU Mourns Loss of “Battle of Narratives” on Border Skirmish in Former USSR
Indonesians who don't want to starve to death for Ukrainian border integrity are victims of Russian propaganda.
Read More »Stormer-Endorsed Senate Candidate Mark Kelly Admits to Contracting Assassination of Shinzo Abe
Remember to move to Arizona so you can vote for Mark Kelly, who is the one candidate who actually stands a chance to exterminate the Jews once and for all.
Read More »Anglin: “I Reject Blake Masters’ Rejection of My Support”
It's time I revealed the truth.
Read More »Media Begins Hyping Up New Coronavirus Strain! It’s Here!
You didn't think it was over, did you, goy?
Read More »The Georgia Guidestones Were Bombed
Well, that was unexpected.
Read More »Sino-Friendship in Space: China to Manifest Family Happiness on the Moon
Frankly, it's about time.
Read More »Mass Shootings are Just a Thing That Happens, Frankly.
You can duck and cover or shoot back.
Read More »Memetic Monday: Stormer Birthday, America Birthday, Total Aryan Victory
This is still America.
Read More »Memetic Monday: National Hoes Mad Meme Day
Memes about hoes being mad.
Read More »Disney’s Lightyear is a Lighthearted and Fun Family Film About Gay Sex
It's the film America needs right now.
Read More »Hoes Mad – At Russia! CNN Says Sanctions Failed, Need More Sanctions Anyway, Might Purposefully Collapse Global Economy
What?
Read More »The Economy: Eventually, Basically Everyone is Going to be a Single Issue Voter
Wow, this article is garbage. I know that and I didn't even read it. I need a vacation.
Read More »I Can’t Even Describe My Outrage That Merrick Garland and Ben Stiller Went to Meet Zelensky in the Same Week
These Jews are getting worse.
Read More »The Empire is Slipping. Get Ready for the Big Win-Win.
Shhhh. Just relax. Everything is going according to plan.
Read More »Memetic Monday: I Hope You’re Enjoying Yourselves
It's that time again! Best time of the week!
Read More »They are Still Saying “Keev”
I wish they would start calling Mexico "Meh-hee-ko."
Read More »Donald Trump Puts Racist Attacks on Disney’s Obi-Wan Kenobi at the Center of 2024 Campaign
Trump has vowed to arrest everyone involved in the production of the show.
Read More »Trump Warns of World War III
You gotta give it to Trump - he never started any wars!
Read More »Please Stop Talking About “Democracy”
What is democracy?
Read More »Wednesday Meme Meltdown: Enjoy the Meltdown
Just chill. It's fine. You were doomed from the day you were conceived. No point in getting upset about it.
Read More »War is Coming.
Do not be afraid.
Read More »Memetic Monday: I Hate Women
I want you to understand.
Read More »New Global Threat: Korean Women are Going to Gyms
Let us take the time to dissect a fake news story from The Guardian.
Read More »Is This January 6 Show Trial Even Real Life?
Liz Cheney should have a sign over her head reading: "Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here."
Read More »Don’t Forget to Send Crypto…!
It's hard out here, brah.
Read More »Mid-Week Meme Meltdown: The Joys of Anal Penetration
It's that time of year again where we all come together to celebrate men shoving things into each other's anuses.
Read More »Night Sky is Not Political Propaganda, But It is Also Not a Good Show
Just because a show is not overt political propaganda doesn't mean it doesn't suck.
Read More »Memetic Monday: Filler Memes
This is all I've got.
Read More »The Only Thing Jews Might Do Usefully is Criticize Jew Culture in a Vulgarly Jewish Manner
I'm not sure I can handle the newest Cronenberg film.
Read More »The Status of the Globalist Agenda has Been Escalated from “Confused” to “Chaotic”
We wouldn't be in this situation if we'd listened to Professor Putin in the first place.
Read More »Johnny Wins.
I think "this is women's Jussie Smollett" is a good description of what transpired this week.
Read More »Biden Backtracks, Pens Op-Ed in the New York Times Vowing to Stop the Duke of Earl “At Any Cost”
Biden claims that he can use an antimatter cannon mounted in space to stop the Duke of Earl.
Read More »Snopes Fact-Checks Fake Executive Order on Biden Surrender to the Duke of Earl
Another joke fact check.
Read More »Nick Fuentes on RT Talking About the Haggard Moron Ted Cruz
It's time for an Indian TV takeover.
Read More »Snopes Confirms That No One Can Stop the Duke of Earl
Liberals btfo
Read More »Memetic Monday: Monday, Bloody Monday
Good stuff. High five.
Read More »The Shortage is Unjustifiable, But Using This Baby Formula Should be Illegal in the First Place
I believe in complaining about it, but still cringe when bottle-feeder mothers are defended.
Read More »Teddy Boy the Fat Cuban Moron Gets Slapped Around Again by Gun Control Activist
Ted Cruz lacks any ability to answer any question.
Read More »Federal Agent in Buffalo Shooter’s Discord Chat, Parents Arrested and Tased for Telling Cops to Stop Uvalde Shooter
Frankly, it looks like the second mass shooting is serving to prevent the first mass shooting's narrative from unraveling.
Read More »Just Answer the Question, Ted: Why Do These Mass Shootings Only Happen in America?
It's not acceptable that a supposedly right-wing politician is incapable of offering any explanation for these shootings.
Read More »Insomnia and You: You Have Insomnia
I know this is hard, but if you're not getting enough sleep, that is why you are fat and depressed.
Read More »Mid-Week Meme Madness: I Have No Content
Memes??? Yes.
Read More »Today is Not My Best Day, Frankly
This is the best I can do for you today.
Read More »Memetic Monday: Put Your War Face On, Boy!
It's war time!
Read More »Two-Front World War: Biden Says He’ll Attack China in Defense of Taiwan!
Biden was elected on a mandate to collapse the American economy and start a two-front world war. He's delivering on his promises!
Read More »Good Show: Nick Fuentes on a Podcast
Good to share with family.
Read More »Welcome to Stormer-Daily.rw! Storm Your Day with Stormer Daily!
This site IS NOT associated with the government of Rwanda in any way.
Read More »Memetic Monday: Special Tor Only Edition
It's only us bros here now.
Read More »Zelensky’s Price Hike: Gasoline Prices Pass All Time High Yet Again
How much are Americans willing to sacrifice for Judeo-anal-Nazism in the Ukraine?
Read More »So That’s a Crack Ho?
No comment.
Read More »Incels Were Right All Along
Anyone who is defending women is trying to destroy you.
Read More »“Highest Inflation Since 1981” is a Canard – This is the Highest Inflation Ever, By a Lot
This is just another mega hoax.
Read More »Abortion Wars: Tucker Realizes This is a Satanic Agenda at Work
They are already coming for us.
Read More »Memetic Monday: Monday Comes But Once a Week…
He who dares wins the Abortion Wars.
Read More »Future Emperor of America Confirmed
You can take this to the Jew bank!
Read More »Mike Yeadon Addresses “No Virus People”
Finally!
Read More »Stormer Reading List (The Jewish Problem)
The Jews are not simply casting a shadow over modernity, they are the shadow cast over all of Christendom since they murdered Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ 2,000 years ago.
Read More »Midweek Meme Madness: Everybody Aboard the Next Current Thing
The only people who are not happy about this are the birthing persons.
Read More »Memetic Monday: The Musky Odor of Freedom
Is this still Monday?
Read More »New York Times Reveals Where Tucker Carlson Gets His Best Story Ideas From…!
You'll never guess...!
Read More »Gregorian Chants for Prayer
Get your body and spirit ready for the hard times.
Read More »Can the Ukraine Win the War Against Free Speech?
The US has a history of suspending the First Amendment during wartime.
Read More »Midweek Memeout: Total Aryan Victory Edition
We are winning everything.
Read More »White Knights Should Feel Shame – This is All Their Fault
White knights are infinity million times worse than the whores they shield.
Read More »Memetic Monday: The Hustle Continues…
I have a lot of memes today.
Read More »Sunday Memes: A Memeful Sunday
I'm loving it.
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Read More »Colonel MacGregor Tells Tucker Carlson No One Knows Where These US Weapons are Going
It seems unlikely they're going to be sent to doomed Ukies in the East of Ukraine, as that would just amount to weapons shipments to the Russian military at this point.
Read More »Coach Red Pill Said to Blame The Daily Beast for His Death
He's been gone for almost a week now. It doesn't look like he's alive.
Read More »Ukraine Maps Banned from Twitter After Posting About Disappearance of Coach Red Pill
Murdering a foreigner who could just as easily have been arrested and deported is a very bad look for "Ukrainian values of our democracy."
Read More »Memetic Monday: Slipping and Sliding and Staying on Top
I feel healed after Easter.
Read More »Christ is Risen.
Hark thee and take heed!
Read More »Some Notes on the Current State of the Elon Musk Twitter Agenda
It's at least fun to think about.
Read More »Right-Wingers Should Stop Trying to “Reclaim” the Word “Democracy”
Let it go!
Read More »Memetic Monday: This is Your Home Now.
Edgy, boomer, racist, hateful, sexist, denialist, very old, Doom - we've got it all, folks. Every genre of your favorite memes.
Read More »Venture Capitalist Paul Graham Condemns Modern System of Heretic Hunting
Everyone is choosing sides.
Read More »Daily Stormer Now Live on DailyStormer.cn – Spread the Word!
We back.
Read More »This Site is Only on Tor Now, Don’t Know for How Long
For those of you who can see this: I am going to keep writing on this Tor website.
Read More »😔😔😔😔😔 Zhirinovsky has Died 😔😔😔😔😔
Rest in peace.
Read More »Andrew Anglin on Beardson Beardly: Russia! Swatted! Sluts!
This is why I always dispatch a Chinese agent in my place!
Read More »Memetic Monday: Sorry, We’re All Out of Memes
Sorry, folks. Fresh out of stock, due to supply line shortages and Russian sanctions.
Read More »Best Great Reset and Pandemic Hoax Documentary to Show Normies
It's only 50 minutes long. Well worth it.
Read More »Atomized
We are human beings.
Read More »Midweek Meme Madness: Praying for Nuclear Fire on the Eve of More Faggot Bullshit
It's not even about sending a message at this point.
Read More »I am a Russia Cheerleader
No apologies.
Read More »I am the Machine Itself
Judgement Day is coming soon.
Read More »Memetic Monday: Irish and Dogs Need Not Apply
Dog applications will be rejected on sight.
Read More »I Don’t Know Who’s Great Resetting Who Anymore
A classic effort post for the real Stormers.
Read More »Assad Talks About Zionist Jew Zelensky Running Neo-Nazi Gang, Says West has Zero Principles
Based Assad.
Read More »Twitter Bans All Videos of Ukrainians Taping Each Other to Posts
If the situation was hopeless, they wouldn't need this kind of censorship.
Read More »Memetic Monday: Putin’s Tax on Brass
I've just been informed that it's actually Monday again.
Read More »In Unoccupied Ukraine, Everyone is Getting Taped to Posts and Whipped
Democracy is who we are, because it's our values.
Read More »Sino-Friendship: India Should Deport Cannibal Terrorist Leader Dalai Lama to China to Face Justice
China would certainly return the good will.
Read More »Putin Speech on the Ongoing Border Skirmish with the Ukraine
No American will hear this speech. Instead, they will be told Putin is an evil person who just wants to hurt people to be mean.
Read More »Bloomberg Informs Dumb Retards That Saudi Selling Oil in Yuan is No Big Deal
A new world order is coming into view.
Read More »After Seeing Graph, Redditors Decide to Go Fight in Yemen Instead – Denounced as Anti-Semites, Banned
At time of writing, the subreddit has already been banned, with many calling for further action.
Read More »Memetic Monday: Getting Tired of Winning Yet?
Do you like memes about gas?
Read More »US is Performing the Weirdness on the Global Stage – Will It Work?
What we are watching now is the beginning of the end of the empire.
Read More »Friday Meme Surprise: The Old Man and the Sea of Memes
Has Ernest Hemingway taken a stand on the Ukraine issue yet?
Read More »Tucker Carlson Goes All In, Calls Out US Biowarfare Labs in the Ukraine
There comes a time when every man must ask himself "do I want to ride or die?" Tucker says "yeah."
Read More »Mid-Week Meme Madness: Devastating Effects on the Meme Economy
Humous and witty - but at a cost.
Read More »RT Needs to Keep Itself Online – When People are Paying $15 for Gas, They’re Going to Want Alternative Views
Moral signaling is a luxury of people who are not pushed into a state of desperation.
Read More »Memetic Monday: Fool Me Once, Shame on You. Fool Me Twice, #IStandWithUkraine
Mostly topical war memes. Article below this is better. You should read it after checking these dank ones.
Read More »The Virus Hoax was Suspended Because of the Ukraine Hoax, But the Same Agenda Marches Forward
Everything only ever moves in one direction.
Read More »Memes, I’ve had a Few – But Then Again, Too Few to Mention
Getting ready for the big meme.
Read More »I was Completely Right About My 2022 Coronavirus Predictions
They're going to link all of this MAGA stuff to the anti-vax stuff to the Russian sympathizer stuff. It's all just going to be the same attack on normal, white Americans.
Read More »Heroic “Beast of Kiev” Becomes Legendary Martyr After Being Captured and Killed by Russians
The Ukrainian freedom fighter has become even more powerful in death than in life.
Read More »Sean Hannity Calls for Putin Assassination as Ultimate Retardedness Intensifies
The West is purposefully creating a slaughter in the Ukraine.
Read More »Are Russians Trying to Goad ZOG Into Sanctioning Them Harder?
The total societal effect of sanctions is going to be worse for the West than for Russia.
Read More »Morale High Among Ukrainian Resistance in Kiev as Russians Forget to Bring Gas for Tanks
Russia never expected to face this kind of resistance.
Read More »Image of Ukrainian Boy Washed Up on Shores of Poland Brings Global Condemnation of Russia
The world is uniting around the photo of the drowned Ukrainian refugee boy.
Read More »At Negotiations, Putin Reveals He is Zelensky’s Father
The revelation has only strengthened his resolve.
Read More »Memetic Monday: It’s Always Monday Somewhere
I'll drink to THAT.
Read More »AFPAC III Replay
Be there.
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