Category: US
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Elon Yips at Zelensky, Attempts to Nip, Slips and Falls, Pisses, Shits on Self
Gross.
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Microplastic-Eating Plankton Actually Worsening Plastic Apocalypse, Creating Nanoplastics
Plastics are a total disaster.
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California: 4 Current and Former Employees of LA Sheriff’s Department Kill Themselves in the Span of 24 Hours
Literal suicide squad.
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Picasso Painting That Looks Like It was Drawn by a 4-Year-Old Sells for Almost $140 Million
So gay…
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Illinois: Jews, Teachers’ Unions Attack Scholarship Program for Poor Kids Because It’s Not “Equitable”
The Jew governor says he won’t renew the program.
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Faggots Say Only 1 Billion Dollars Left for Ukraine Queers
No money?
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Ohio Votes to Enshrine Right to Kill Babies in State Constitution
That includes abortion up to birth.
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Brandon Bombing Syria Again
In other news, GTA 6 trailer coming next month.
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Texas: Chemical Plant Explodes, Residents Told to Shelter in Place
Don’t worry about this. Worry about cow farts instead.





