Category: US
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BASED: Biden Says It Doesn’t Matter If He has Dementia, He’s Running the World
Alpha move.
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Woman Claims She was “Sexually Assaulted” by Accidental Sighting of Lyft Driver’s Penis
Men are under constant sexual siege by scantly clad women.
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MAGA LGBTQT “Conservatives” Feel Left Out of Anal Movement
These freaks should also be left out of the conservative moment.
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New Jersey: Female Teacher Arrested for Having Sex with 18-Year-Old Student
There’s no victim here.
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Watch: Mysterious Hooded Figures Loot Oakland Gas Station with Total Impunity
The police are absolutely useless.
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Temple Manager from Kamala Harris’ Ancestral Indian Village Compares Her to a Horse
She does look kind of horsey.
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CNN Reminds People They Can Still Die from the Black Death Today
Are you afraid of death yet?
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RFK Jr. Promises to Open All the Files If He’s Elected – JFK, 9/11, All of Them
Sounds nice.
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The Guardian Publishes Timeline of Biden’s Presidential Gaffes
Biden has a few less talked about “gaffes” involving kids.
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Michigan: Brave 8-Year-Old Boy Saves 6-Year-Old Sister from Crazed Pit Bull
It’s always pit bulls.
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Watch: Zuckerberg Posts Video Surfing While Drinking Beer and Holding American Flag
Elon Musk will never be this cool.
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Catholic Father of 11 Avoids Jail Time Over Protest at Baby Killing Center
He was still found guilty, and plans to appeal.
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Army Veteran Chokes $2,000 30-Year-Old Single Mother Hooker to Death After She Asks for More Money
He screwed this up. He should have been on the phone with a lawyer before leaving the room.
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CBS Sued by Former Anchor Who Claims They Fired Him for Being White
He’s asking for 5 million dollars in compensation.
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Colorado Resident Dies from Black Death
It could fix the homeless problem.