Category: World
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Israel: Benny Gantz Quits War Cabinet, Whining Over Lack of “Day After” Plan for Gaza Shitshow
No one ever thought there was a “day after plan.”
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UK to Open First Ever AI-Run NHS Clinic
The robots are taking over.
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Germany: Football Match Cancelled After Fans Chant “Foreigners Out”
The team that was losing very badly decided to leave the pitch.
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Germany: Female AfD Defects to Russia, Fearing German State Will Steal Her Children
Russia exists. Your kids will be safe there. No one will kidnap them and make them gay.
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Jews Kill Over 200 Innocent People to Rescue 4 Hostages – Hostages Good and Healthy
It’s just so insane that Hamas is so good and moral and the Jews are so evil and yet the media is able to claim the opposite.
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Doctors and Scientists Blaming Coronavirus for Vax-Induced Spike in Deadly Cancers
Unvaccinated people are just fine.
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Goof Trooper David Cameron Does Fake Video Call with Deepfake of Former Ukraine President
Anyone can do this now. It’s not illegal, as far as I know.
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South Korean Think Tank Proposes Making Girls Start School Earlier to Raise Birthrates
North Korea will keep the Korean race alive.
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Mexico: Workers Tear Down Anal Flag from Public Building
Rage, rage against the prolapsing of the anus!
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UN Adds Israel to Global List of Groups Committing Violations Against Kids
It’s not genocide until the shoes are put in a pile, goy.
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CIA Denounces Bibi as Unhinged, Says He Thinks He Can Get Away with Anything
The CIA’s analysis is at least less dumb than the State Department’s.
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Canadian Cancer Society Apologizes for Saying “Cervix” Instead of “Front Hole”
“Men can have these body parts too.”
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Japan: Birth Rate Hit New Record Low in 2023
Tokyo’s birth rate went below 1 for the first time.
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Russia Sends Nuclear Submarine to Visit Cuba as US Continues to Claim Russia is Joking About Nuclear War
Putin appears to do what he says he’s going to do.
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Poland: Soldier Dies from Injuries After Border Clash with Vibrants
These people are desperate to pay pensions.