Tennessee: Vocalist Kicked Out of Punk Band for Secretly Trannifying Other Member to Steal His Fiancee

The victim of secret trannification (left) and the motive for secret trannification (right)

Well, this is a new sort of creative crime.

I guess if you would have thought about it long enough, you would have figured out that the wide availability of hormones is going to lead to strange crimes.

Obviously, we’ve all seen the drastic increase in the number of people on gear in the gym, just because they’re so much easier to get. You just send some woman in to say she’s a tranny, and they will give you unlimited amounts of testosterone.

New York Post:

A small-time hardcore band has shot to viral fame over a bizarre gender-bending tale — one that involves a singer supposedly dosing his bandmate with estrogen in an effort to steal his fiancée.

The band Llorona shared the story on its Instagram page, claiming that the vocalist “Diego” attempted to “force a transition” on his supposed pal by giving him pre-workout drinks laced with the female hormone.

The vocalist’s goal, according to the post, was to make himself look more manly compared to his love rival so Diego could “swoop in.” The band’s post called it a “stupid cave man mindset that makes zero sense.”

“We have decided to part ways with our vocalist Diego due to the admission of very disturbing and concerning behavior towards one of our band members and their partner,” the band wrote.

Neither the band nor the members involved responded to The Post’s questions about the claims.

The post gained major attention — with millions of views and more than 100,00 likes — after a hardcore music account posted about it on X, formerly Twitter.

Commenters were rapt by the story — the details of which The Post could not verify.

“Being so obsessed with a woman that you try to force her boyfriend to change his gender is the kind of madness that only happens in Greek legends,” one user said.

The vocalist confessed to the bizarre act during a drinking binge — then admitted it again via text message, Llorona claimed in a post.

“He has admitted to being obsessed with said partner, and has been attempting to sabotage their relationship by cutting pre-workout that he frequently gifts from his job with high amounts of estrogen,” the post said.

“He has been attempting to force a transition onto him for the 5 months, in hopes that it would give him the opportunity to ‘swoop in’ once he looked stronger and more manly in comparison.”

The hormone-laced drinks have caused confusion — as well as thousands in medical bills — as the victim named “sixx” tried to figure out what was going wrong.

“I have had physical changes from the hormones besides stomach ulcers, weight loss, and muscle fatigue that I will not get into, as well as notable mental changes,” the victim wrote.

“He will not pass off what he admitted to as a joke or confusion, even in his state of drunkenness,” the member wrote. “What he did is disgusting and has had an immense negative effect on my life.”

Taking estrogen had a negative effect on his life?

Isn’t that transphobic?

(Sorry, really shitty joke. I’m exhausted.)

Being more manly than this guy only requires eating beef every day for a few months