Author: Andrew Anglin
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Alleged Vegetable John Fetterman Speaks in Full Sentences in Denouncing Opposition to Israel’s War
This follows along with my theory that John Fetterman was only pretending to be retarded in order to get elected.
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Violent Talking Gorilla Undergoes Secret Surgery, Gets Caught
No rules.
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McDonald’s Allegedly Losing Serious Money from Boycott Over Their Support of Jewish Baby-Killers
Why did McDonald’s associate their brand with the mass murder of children?
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Israel Withdrawing Some Troops from Gaza, US Reportedly Claims Credit
It’s actually because they are losing very badly and need an exit strategy.
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Twisted Boy-Lover Lindsey Gives Sickening Rimjob to Bibi, Falsely Claims He’ll Create “Nightmare” for Iran
One can only imagine that Lindsey Graham is very good at creating nightmares.
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Nasrallah Says He Didn’t Even Know What “Seychelles” Was, Had to Google It
The US is stressing itself to the limit, while being hated by more or less the entire world.
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Ratty US Spokesman Says “Ukraine” Funding Will be Less Than in 2022-23
But what about our democracy? That’s who we are.
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Jews Say They Want to Resettle Gazans in Africa!
Why don’t you Jews go to Africa?
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Alex Jones Interviews Brother Nathanael Kapner, Deletes Interview
The fact that Jones is now interviewing antisemites shows which ways the winds are blowing.
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American 13-Year-Old Becomes First Human to Ever Beat Tetris
I advise young kids to get into Tetris.
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Louisiana: Female Teacher Gives 15-Year-Old Student a Handjob in Front of Her Kid
Women are known to do worse things.
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NYC Subway Trains Collide, At Least 24 Injured
The New Americans don’t even know how to operate trains.
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A Reader Comments on Defenders of “Pope Francis”
It would be difficult for anyone to break this down into fewer words.
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US Claims Neither It Nor Israel Responsible for Biggest Terrorist Attack in Iran in 42 Years
Also, no one did the drone attack on Beirut.
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French Classify Use of Cluster Bombs on Russian Civilians as “Self-Defense”
This is a fascinating new form of thinking.