Brianna Coppage, 28
“Dad, can I borrow your credit card?”
“What for, son?”
“One of my teachers is on a sex website, and everybody at school is watching her masturbate with a dildo and I haven’t seen it yet so everyone is making fun of me.”
“Alright, but I better not find out you’re buying Fortnite skins. It’s a tranny game, son.”
A Missouri high school teacher was placed on leave Wednesday after administrators found out she and her husband were running a pornographic OnlyFans page, according to a report.
The St. Clair School District launched an investigation into Brianna Coppage, 28, over her scandalous side gig shortly after rumblings of the account swept through the community, roughly 55 miles southwest of St. Louis.
“It was kind of always like this cloud hanging over my head, like I never knew when I would be discovered,” Coppage told the St. Louis Post-Dispatch.
“Then, about two weeks ago, my husband and I were told that people were finding out about it. So I knew this day was coming.”
The freshman and sophomore English teacher said she was motivated to launch her pornography account over the summer to bolster her measly educator’s salary — which earned her $42,000 last year, public records show.
Coppage’s OnlyFans channel raked in between $8,000 and $10,000 per month, which has since doubled following the news of her suspension.
“I do not regret joining OnlyFans. I know it can be taboo, or some people may believe that it is shameful, but I don’t think sex work has to be shameful,” Coppage said. “I do just wish things just happened in a different way.”
It’s not taboo.
Stop saying that.
If anything, it is taboo not to do OnlyFans.
We live in a very Jewish country.
— Tiffany Ray (@VanessaJ_Lol) September 29, 2023
I’m surprised she was put on leave at all.
By the way, if you’re a woman and you’re making $42,000 a year in rural Missouri – for only 9 months of work – you should be very grateful and stop whining about how you had to become a prostitute to supplement your income.
You did it because you are a whore, knowing well not only that your students would eventually see it, but also knowing that the internet is forever and some day your kids will see it.
AI is at the point already where you could search for porn based on a photograph of a woman’s face. No one has made an engine to do that, and women will complain when someone eventually does, but the technology exists.
Women are stupid, but I don’t think they are stupid enough to believe in “secret porn.”
Prostitution is the preferred job of all women, because they are lazy and enjoy being the center of attention.
In this utopia we are building, all women will be pornographic actresses.