Category: Featured Stories
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Goof Trooper David Cameron Does Fake Video Call with Deepfake of Former Ukraine President
Anyone can do this now. It’s not illegal, as far as I know.
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Watch: Huge Anti-Israel Protest Outside of Barricaded White House – 30,000 People (Lowball Estimate)
What the hell do leftist protesters actually think?
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Pope Francis Invites Shitty “Comedians” to Vatican to Celebrate Diversity
The Pope wants to work on his sense of humor.
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South Korean Think Tank Proposes Making Girls Start School Earlier to Raise Birthrates
North Korea will keep the Korean race alive.
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Oregon: Heroic Dog Runs Four Miles to Alert Family of Owner After Accident
Dogs won’t ever let you down.
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Missouri: 25-Year-Old Pro Eggballer Goes Into Cardiac Arrest During Team Meeting
A tale as old as time.
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Report: Pro-Russia Commentator has Passport Seized at the Airport While Boarding a Plane to Russia
You can’t fight City Hall.
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CIA Denounces Bibi as Unhinged, Says He Thinks He Can Get Away with Anything
The CIA’s analysis is at least less dumb than the State Department’s.
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Boeing Jet Bursts Into Flames Immediately After Takeoff
It’s crazy how often this is happening now.
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Canadian Cancer Society Apologizes for Saying “Cervix” Instead of “Front Hole”
“Men can have these body parts too.”
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Watch: Biden Says D-Day Troops Would Today Fight Putin in the Name of Child Anal
This suggestion is totally retarded on its face.
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Study: Maniacal Artificial Sweetener Xylitol Could Double Risk of Heart Attacks, Strokes, Death
These “diet” fake sugars make you fatter and make everything else worse as well.
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White House Puts Up Fences to Protect Themselves from Protesters Calling for End to Gaza Slaughter
The protesters are just going to have the shit beat out of them by DC cops.
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Japan: Birth Rate Hit New Record Low in 2023
Tokyo’s birth rate went below 1 for the first time.
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Report: Alex Jones Forced to Sell Infowars to Pay Sandy Hoaxsters
Just for the record: no one died at Sandy Hook.