Category: Featured Stories
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Uganda: Despite International Anal Terror, Constitutional Court Upholds Anti-Faggot Law
Sanctions aren’t working.
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NYPD Data Shows Serious Crime Spiked to Levels Unseen in Nearly Two Decades
You can always count on America’s greatest strength to deliver.
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After Calling for an End to Aid, Israel Bombs Aid Workers, Killing 7 – Says It was an Accident
It was an accident that also was very beneficial to their agenda.
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Obama’s Presidential Library Looks Like an Evil Wizard’s Tower
What sort of a creature is Barak Obama that he would wish for his legacy to be marked with this sort of horrific pillar of doom?
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Israeli Parliament Passes Law Allowing Ban of Foreign TV Stations
Al-Jazeera is the first one getting banned.
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RFK Jr. Vows to Build a Statue to Edward Snowden When Elected
The government is collecting even more private data now.
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Netherlands: Healthy (But “Depressed”) 28-Year-Old Woman Scheduled to be Euthanized in May
I always thought killing everyone would be hilarious.
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Israeli Snipers are Targeting Children, Doctors Warn
Kids in Gaza have forgotten about the pile of shoes.
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J.K. Rowling Won’t Face Action for “Misgendering” Under Scotland’s New Hate Crime Law
If she was anyone else, she’d be in prison.
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Old Hoe Who Accused Vince McMahon of Shitting on Her Head Wrote Him a Gushing Love Letter
We cannot have this.
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Syria: Iran Vows Revenge After Jews Blow Up Their Consulate in Damascus
Like, imagine if Russia blew up the Polish consulate in Estonia.
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Microplastics Can Give You Heart Attacks and Strokes
Microplastics in your body are simply part and parcel of living in a utopia.
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New York City’s Public Schools Teach Kids as Young as 4 About Trannies and STDs
There’s no opting out of it.
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Prague Doctors Kill Wrong Baby in Abortion Mixup
Everyone makes mistakes.
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Watch: Cops Kill the Teenage Girl They Were Tasked with “Rescuing” from Her Father
We love our cops, don’t we folks?