Category: Featured Stories
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UN Agencies Denounce Jews for Attacking Hospitals, Killing Kids Recovering from Amputations
The Jews are the only people on earth who do this.
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Lloyd Austin Asks Israel to Try to Kill Fewer Kids, More Hamas Leaders
Austin is too dumb to understand that Israel only kills Hamas babies.
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Japan: Major Oil Company Fires President for Hugging a Woman
Grorious Nippon is in troubre.
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Alec Baldwin Berated by Anti-Israel Protesters for Some Reason
What did he even do?
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We Wuz Kang: Black Former MCU Star Convicted of Assault of Ex-GF
Domestic violence is fake.
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British Petroleum, Major Shipping Companies Start Avoiding Red Sea Because of Houthi Missiles
Expect increased costs of everything.
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Trump’s Stated Plans for the White House are All Great, I’m Sure
I’m certain it all sounds very great.
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Ukrainians Demand Taxes from PornHub to Fund War
I’m against porn, but no internet company should agree to pay taxes to a country just because the site can be accessed in that country. Why would any country be exempt?
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Brandon Approval Drops to 34%, Alleged “All-Time Low”
It doesn’t really even matter, does it?
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Israel Assassinating Journalists, Al Jazeera Claims
Everyone knows the Jews target journalists. They’ve always done this.
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Memetic Monday: It’s Getting Holly Jolly Out This Piece
Stay jolly, friends.
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Welp: Pope Francis Finally Formally Approves Blessings for Anal Couples
And there it is.
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Alleged Pig-Fucker David Cameron Wants to Do the Israel Ceasefire Deal
Cameron needs this…!
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TikTokers Travel to Philly to Glimpse Junkie Zombie Apocalypse
Utopia, here we come!
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The Guardian is Putting Blinking Emergency Lights on Front Page Articles Now
Why are they using subliminal imagery to cause feelings of panic? Isn’t this a violation of journalistic ethics?