Category: Featured Stories
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Welp: Pope Francis Finally Formally Approves Blessings for Anal Couples
And there it is.
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Alleged Pig-Fucker David Cameron Wants to Do the Israel Ceasefire Deal
Cameron needs this…!
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TikTokers Travel to Philly to Glimpse Junkie Zombie Apocalypse
Utopia, here we come!
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The Guardian is Putting Blinking Emergency Lights on Front Page Articles Now
Why are they using subliminal imagery to cause feelings of panic? Isn’t this a violation of journalistic ethics?
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Israeli Sniper Kills Christian Mother and Daughter Inside Gaza Church
What’s the excuse this time, Jews? That they were Hamas Christians?
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UK: Anglican “Church” Begins Offering Blessings to Anal Couples
Just in time for Christmas…
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After Israel Bombs Lebanon, Washington Appears to be in Full Freak-Out Mode
Bibi is in charge of everything. We’re all at his mercy.
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NYT Publishes Big Emotional Thing About Ukrainians Being Forced Into “Suicide Missions”
What that means is that the war is over.
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Supposedly “Dangerous” AI Still Can’t Even Drive Cars
Oh yeah – AI can’t drive cars but it’s going to kill everyone.
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NYC: Invaders Reject Unhealthy American Food from Shelters, Prefer to Cook Rice and Meat
The migrants are smart enough to know that American food produces American bodies and American health problems.
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Whoops! Israel Kills Israeli Hostages Holding White Flag
The Jews kill unarmed civilians.
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You Know Anyone Who Ends Up Drowning in a Hot Tub was Having a Blast
I guess wealth and fame don’t bring happiness.
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Iran Executes Mossad Agent
The Jews are not doing anything to improve their public image.
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New Amazon Fallout Show Creatively Fuses White Women and Black Men
I need to say some more things about entertainment media.
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Jew Gets Souped in Latest “Low-Intensity Pogrom” Event
It is an extraordinary circumstance that the US is supporting such a brutal mass-murder campaign when support for that war is so obviously against the most basic interests of the American people. It requires an extraordinary explanation, and yet we have no explanation, at all.