It's time to man up and stop using soap like a bitch.
Read More »National Guard Being Deployed to Inject Goyim with Experimental Gene Therapy Cocktail
Typically when people think of "the military," they think of "force."
Read More »Migrant Caravans Expecting a Warm Welcome from Joe Biden (Millions Coming)
You get what you vote for, I guess!
Read More »Fat Bitch from Canada Gets Troll Stormed Because She has the Same Name as a Capitol Stormer
Trolling is back in style, baby.
Read More »Don’t Ever Let a Bitch Get You Twisted Up
You have to accept reality for what it is, and then just let it go.
Read More »Reddit Publishes Black-on-White Cuck Porno Soap Advertisement
The soap industry is rotten to its very core.
Read More »AOC Calls for End to the First Amendment as Response to Capitol Storm
The bitch just said "truth and reconciliation."
Read More »They’re Getting Weird with This “Bitcoin Tracking” Stuff
BE CAREFUL.
Read More »Larry Kudlow Stabs Trump in the Back, Promoting Long-Discredited Anti-Semitic Canard That Jews are Back-Stabbers
Larry Kudlow should be investigated by the Federal "Special Envoy for Combating Anti-Semitism" for promoting the anti-Semitic trope (which is also a canard, frankly) that Jews are disloyal back-stabbers.
Read More »Belle Delphine Refuses to Cuck on Rape Porn as People Call for Her to be Banned Like Trump
It doesn't make any difference at this point.
Read More »Feds Back Down from Claims of “Assassination Plot” at the Capitol
I think a lot of these people are going to get off on misdemeanor trespassing.
Read More »Sky News is Even Worse Than the Rest
We have literally passed the threshold into an alternative reality.
Read More »Why We’re Capitalizing BLACK
Stormer Insider explains who we are and what we do, and delivers behind-the-scenes insights into how our journalism comes together.
Read More »Jew Sweet’N Low Inventor Finally Dead
Watch for Jews to be out there saying "buy Sweet'N Low and consume it in order to honor the memory of this helpful dead Jew."
Read More »Prosecutors Say the QAnon Shaman, Others Were Planning to Kidnap and Assassinate Lawmakers
They are escalating this beyond reason.
Read More »Well, That Didn’t Take Long: Telegram Already Banning “Hate Speech”
Dr. I-Told-You-So is ready to see you now.
Read More »Belle Delphine’s Personal Issues are Not Worse Than Anyone Else’s
We are all inmates, locked in this same madhouse.
Read More »Belgium: BLACKS Rise Up Against Racist Police, King’s Car Hit by Bricks
There is one solution to this and one solution only: Belgium has to disband their police force, immediately.
Read More »EU: Mealworms Approved for Human Consumption
If you don't eat these worms, you're a fascist.
Read More »It was an Ex-Firefighter Who Bugs Bunny’d the Cop with a Fire Extinguisher
Please note: we still haven't found one single secret Antifa.
Read More »Norway: 13 Dead from Coronavirus Vaccine, Government Says They Don’t Care
This entire "just trust the government, they know what's best" agenda has gotten completely out of control.
Read More »QAnon Shaman Says Trump Should Pardon Capitol Stormers
Trump has been behaving disgracefully since starting that awesome riot.
Read More »UK Government Attacks Brown People for Refusing Vaccine, Says They’re Too Stupid to Read the News Correctly
Even the government itself says that the vaccine probably won't work.
Read More »New York: Bus Drives Straight Off the Side of a Bridge
The US government is a gross embarrassment and I feel dirty and embarrassed by it.
Read More »Russia Comments on Trump’s Twitter Ban, Israel Calls for Investigation of Gab
Imagine watching America from outside of America.
Read More »Feds Worried That Government Might Get What They Fucking Deserve
Is it just me, or is it getting crazier out there?
Read More »Prosecutors Demand Our Boy Kyle Have the Terms of His Bond Altered Because He Sang the Song from Aladdin
The prosecutor is Jafar.
Read More »Belle Delphine Releases Kidnapping and Rape Porno Titled “My Perfect First Date”
Maybe it's time for a little bit of reflection on human sexuality and social norms?
Read More »The Media is Starting to Ride Real Hard on China, And If You Buy Into This, You are What the Jews Say You Are
Please stop talking about China. Please. Please. Please.
Read More »Brave and Historic Second Impeachment of Donald Trump, Charged with Defiling a Podium
THIS IS HISTORIC!
Read More »Democracy Delivers Freedom to the Cotton-Pickers of Xinjiang, Improving the Lives of All Americans
With the cotton-pickers in Xinjiang finally getting some ethical working conditions, we might all just make it after all.
Read More »France Now Starting Process of Legalizing Recreational Marijuana
Not only are Somalians and transsexuals going to be at the forefront of space exploration - when they land on Mars, they're going to be blasted out of their gourds on recreational mind-altering drugs.
Read More »Please Stop Using WhatsApp (And Everything Else That Isn’t Independently Audited)
Get serious about privacy now.
Read More »Joe Biden Plans to Enter the Matrix and Bring Down the Architect
Someone thought it was a good idea to try to associate Joe Biden with iconic action movie imagery.
Read More »They are Not Lying About Trump and the Capitol Storm Being “The Biggest Ever Threat to Democracy”
They just don't ever bother to tell you what "democracy" actually is.
Read More »GOP Now Living in Fear of Their Own Rage-Fueled Voters as Democracy Hoax Collapses
These people are talking about completely locking down society to protect themselves from an angry mob.
Read More »Global Warming is a Hoax and a Doomsday Cult and Your Masters Don’t Care About the Environment
It is all just dumb lies.
Read More »Uganda Shuts Down All Social Media Ahead of Election, Due to Meddling – American Media Loses It
This is absolutely no different than if Facebook, Twitter and Google had gone into every country on earth, bought up all of their newspapers and TV stations, and then started pushing their own political agenda on them.
Read More »These “Joe Biden Plans” Headlines are Killing Me
Can you picture Joe Biden dressing himself, let alone dressing someone down?
Read More »Trump Visits His Fence, Gives Terrible Speech (But Don’t Take It Seriously)
He's not in his right mind, and these statements mean nothing.
Read More »They’re Coming for Everything and They’re Coming Right Now
There is no limit on how far this is going to go.
Read More »Ron Paul Banned from Facebook for His Role in Storming the Capitol
He's got it all mixed up.
Read More »Dan Bongino Gets It: I Feel Like My Own Statements from 2017 are Being Read Back to Me
It's a surreal feeling, frankly.
Read More »The Media is Beginning to Come Down on Netanyahu as the Middle East Prepares for Large Transformation
A total New World Order is coming into view.
Read More »Trump and Pence Reportedly Speak for the First Time Since Awesome Party at Capitol
They are not friends!
Read More »Ban Ban Ban! You’re All BANNED! QAnon, Trump, Stop the Steal – BAN BAN BAN
Everyone is getting banned.
Read More »Deutsche Bank Cutting Ties with President Trump Because He’s a Terrorist
Democracy means you don't MESS with our PODIUMS.
Read More »Biden’s Pick to Run the DoJ Civil Rights Division Believes Blacks Have Magic Powers, Whites are Subhuman
She also hates the Jews, apparently.
Read More »Ghetto Ass Congresshoe Calls for EXPULSION of All Republicans Who Voted Against Vote Certification
Has you ever saw da bitch be so ghetto azz?
Read More »Scotland Moving to Ban Terrorist Leader Donald Trump from Entering the Country
I could never hate the man. He's just too funny.
Read More »QAnon Shaman on Hunger Strike Because the Jail Doesn’t Serve Organic Food
Jake Angeli is a better politician than anyone currently serving, I can tell you that much.
Read More »Merkel Says That Twitter Shouldn’t Have the Ability to Ban Trump
Actually, she is not "defending free speech."
Read More »Outgoing Capitol Police Chief Says Requests for Backup Repeatedly Denied
What matters now is how we move forward.
Read More »Alex Jones Snaps on QAnon Shaman: “All of It’s Lies”
I think a lot of us share this sentiment.
Read More »Nancy Pelosi Whines About Minor Vandalism in Her Decadent Office
Nancy. Sympathetic character.
Read More »Alienware has a Black Woman in Their Ad for Halo Reach
It just... it's too much.
Read More »EU Official Says Capitol Storm “A Wakeup Call for Democracy” (He Wants More Censorship)
It's truly amazing that they're willing to be so straightforward about all of it, actually.
Read More »BREAKING: Paul Gosar’s Family Says He Sucks!
This all only ends one way.
Read More »Dumb Black Congressman Says Ashli Babbitt was Planning to Lynch Him
Hank Johnson can go to hell with all the rest of the blacks. I'm exhausted by these people and I want them to leave my country.
Read More »Global Warming: Spain Buried in Snow Disaster, People Sleeping at the Mall
It's not global warming anymore, goy. It's climate change.
Read More »Disgraced Doom Prophet Neil Ferguson Says Mass Vaccination Could Get UK Back to Normal
The only way to get back to normal is to physically remove the current rulers from our countries.
Read More »Some Somber Advice for the Censorship That MAGA People are Now Facing
I wish you all GODSPEED.
Read More »Government Plans to Release UFO Gibberish in Preparation for Alien Visitation Hoax
They're getting ready to hit you with an alien hoax.
Read More »The Entire Internet is “Owned by Private Companies,” Which Means There is Nowhere to Run
There's no clear way out of this.
Read More »Girls Snitch Out Their Parents for Attending the Capitol Storm
We need to boycott women.
Read More »Iran Cancels All Shipments of the Coronavirus Vaccine, Saying It’s Dangerous
I think Iran is kind of a whiny country, generally, but the Ayatollah is smart and alpha.
Read More »Crackdown America: Hilarious Pelosi Podium Guy Arrested, Facing Serious Fed Charges
These people are going to have some pretty good defenses, methinks.
Read More »US Condemns Arrests of Hong Kong Activists as It Arrests Activists
The fact that the US is condemning arrests of violent terrorists as it does raids on peaceful protesters is utterly bonkers.
Read More »Anal Pope to Get Vaccine, Says It’s Morally Good
Somehow, I doubt that the Pope is going to be getting the vaccine that the goyim are getting.
Read More »UK: Experts Want Third Lockdown to be EVEN TOUGHER
The less resistance, the more they'll push.
Read More »The Censorship is Coming Down Like an ACME Anvil
The cleansing hasn't even begun.
Read More »Conspiracy Theory? New Video Shows Capitol Police Opening the Doors of the Capitol and Letting People March In
THEY OPENED THE GATES!
Read More »Trump’s Twitter Account Permanently Banned
Welp.
Read More »The FBI Begins Making Arrests of Capitol Stormers, Says Many More to Come
The raids begin! It's happening!
Read More »UNINSTALL FIREFOX: Mozilla Posts Lunatic Statement About Need for a Totally Controlled Internet
Darkness falls on Gotham.
Read More »Lindsey Graham Gets Hit Up at the Airport, Called a Traitor, Told He Will Face Screaming Crowd Everywhere He Goes
Lindsey Graham is one of the worst traitors in the history of this country, and he is a homosexual weirdo, probably into boys under the age of ten.
Read More »UN Condemns Capitol Storm, Calls for Total Shutdown of Anyone Who Disagrees with Global Elite
We have to stop voting. That is the takeaway of all of this. We have to refuse to consent to this system of abuse.
Read More »Even Local News Scum is Hunting Down the Capitol Patriots as HEAT IS ON
Things are going to happen. Bad things are going to happen. But this entire plot could very quickly begin to fall apart.
Read More »Twitter Censors the Ayatollah of Iran for Questioning the Coronavirus Vaccine
I've got a lot of questions about this vaccine.
Read More »Donald Trump Issues Terrible Statement, Condemns Capitol Patriots, Surrenders to Democrats
Is this is a deep fake? What is going on?
Read More »Media and Antifa Working with FBI to Identify Heroic Capitol Stormers – All of Them Facing Ten Years in Feds
Oh but I thought they were all secret Antifa?
Read More »“I Think They had Instructions to Let It Go” – Eyewitness to Capitol Storm
It was an inside job, folks.
Read More »Everyone Saw It: The Cops Allowed People Inside of the Capitol
Joe Biden is now coming into power with a new kind of mandate: "to oppose the violent mob which attacked democracy on January 6."
Read More »Oh No! A Cop Died During the Capitol Storm! The Poor Cop! So Sad!
Why was a man named "Sick Nick" working as a riot cop?
Read More »Following His Refusal to Back Down, Jews Cancel Josh Hawley’s Book
This is just the beginning of the punishing of Josh Hawley.
Read More »Dumb Cunt Betsy DeVos Resigns in Response to AWESOME Pro-Trump Riot
Bold move, you stupid bitch.
Read More »It Begins: British Official Says Vaccine “Doesn’t Respond” to “South African Mutant Strain”
This was always the plan.
Read More »Trump Apparently Surrendering to Biden (I Don’t Know If This is a Concession or What)
I don't have any ability to comment on this, because I do not know what is going on.
Read More »The Day America Finally Fell Apart
Don't ever let anyone tell you these people were something other than heroes.
Read More »Coming for Blood: Media Already Targeting Protesters for Arrest and Prosecution
Sigh.
Read More »Remember When Hong Kong Protesters Stormed the Government Building?
Let's examine the difference between China and America.
Read More »Entire Right-Wing Condemning Patriotic Capitol Stormers for Different Stupid Reasons
Patriots betrayed! Not Candace!
Read More »The Covers of the Media This Morning
This is an incredible point in history that we've all witnessed.
Read More »It Begins: Twitch Bans PogChamp Emote, Saying It Will Create Violence
And so it goes.
Read More »Angela Merkel has Something to Say About American Goyim Who Think They Own Something
People voting for leaders that Jews don't approve of is anti-democracy.
Read More »Monumental Faggot Mike Pence Denounces the People
We all saw the fraud, Mike.
Read More »Study: Music and Movies Change Your Emotions and Brain Activity
Pop culture is a tool of the overlords.
Read More »Charlottesville 2 in DC: Capitol Rushed, Trump Supporters Declared Terrorists, Trump Suspended from Twitter
What a mess.
Read More »Georgia: Democrats Win Both Senate Elections, Securing Absolute One Party Rule
So, look: we need a new plan here, people. The voting thing just isn't working.
Read More »China Refuses to Allow the United Nations to Enter Their Country to Promote the Bat Soup Hoax
How dare the gooks not go along with this stupid hoax?
Read More »Judge Orders Proud Boys Leader to Stay Out of DC Ahead of Protest
This comes after significant and significantly stupid Proud Boys violence on Tuesday night.
Read More »Dr. Dre Just had a Brain Aneurysm
What a loss.
Read More »Germany Launches Extreme New British Style Lockdown
So: is this a mind control operation to train people to be slaves?
Read More »New York Introduces Law That Allows Alleged Coronavirus Patients to be Grabbed and Detained Indefinitely
If Joe Biden becomes president, all of this kind of stuff is going to be implemented on the federal level.
Read More »Xi Jinping’s New Year’s Message: Prepare for Total War at Any Moment
Every day, the military gap between China and the US narrows.
Read More »“Our Values” – “Gendered Words” are Officially Banned by Congress
I hate women, but Tulsi is one of the good ones, even if she does believe in this lunatic vaccine.
Read More »Wednesday is the Big Day – Be There, Or We’re All Doomed!
If you're not there, then you're SICK.
Read More »Britain Enters Massive Total Extreme Lockdown in Response to “New Strain”
It looks like the vaccine won't stop the lockdowns! Who would have thought???
Read More »DC Cops Go Ahead and Arrest Proud Boys Leader Ahead of Wednesday Rally
It's shameful that our country has turned into a third world joke.
Read More »Portugal: Woman Dies from Coronavirus Vaccine
There is such extreme control of the media at this point, that no one has any way of knowing what the hell is going on.
Read More »Real President Holds Rally in Georgia and Magic Ensues
Remember: the Wednesday rally in DC is going to be something much bigger than this.
Read More »Will Joe Biden Come in and Briefly Chill Out on the Marxist Social Transformation Agenda?
I think you might see a "Biden Pause."
Read More »Roger Waters Calls Out UK No Extradition Assange Ruling: Just a Delaying Tactic
I wish Julian was here with us now, playing video games.
Read More »DC Mayor Bringing in National Guard for Wednesday Trump Rally
BE THERE.
Read More »Germany: Church Service Shut Down by Cops
This is your life and it is happening now, right in front of you.
Read More »South Korea Recorded More Deaths Than Births in 2020 (For the First Time)
Who needs a future anyway?
Read More »New York: Jew Caught Vandalizing Multiple Synagogues
We live in a world of total lies, and it is just simply exhausting.
Read More »British Judge Rules Julian Assange Cannot be Extradited to the US!
It's amazing that this judge ruled in his favor, but that won't stand.
Read More »Nancy Pelosi Wins House Speakership, Again (The Squad Totally Cucks – Spineless!)
What absolute cowards. Nancy!
Read More »UK: Mental Health of Peasants in Full Collapse, 80% of Young People Experienced Decline
Humans need to socialize.
Read More »Jew Harvard Astronomer Says Alien Trash Orbited Earth in 2017
This is an explicit agenda to push an aliens narrative into the public mind.
Read More »China and Russia Celebrate Doing 25% of Their Deals Using Local Currencies
That means that 75% of their deals are still in dollars.
Read More »At Least 12 Senators are Going to Challenge the Approval of the Fake Election Results
Somebody is going to have to explain this shit.
Read More »Study: Organic Meat Changes the Weather as Much as Normal Meat! You Can’t Eat Meat Now, Goyim!
I'm just going to tell you this right now: I would rather eat bugs than soy.
Read More »Johnny Depp Permanently Blacklisted Over Abuse Hoax?
#IStandWithJohnny
Read More »Dominican Republic Officially Bans “Child Marriage”
No one is allowed to be normal.
Read More »Female Power: Teacher Protesting Reopening Schools is on Paid Vacation in the Caribbean
Most of them are just sitting at home watching Netflix and eating.
Read More »Ireland: Satanic “Comedy” Sketch Features “God” Raping a “Migrant”
The demon possessed love brown people, because they are literally the hordes of hell.
Read More »Boomer Facebook Watch: Senior Texas Republican Calls for Mitt Romney to be Killed
The normie has begun to hate, and they are all just calling for people to be murdered.
Read More »Canada: Coronavirus Cops Raid Home After Report of Illegal Gathering (6 People)
This is now a permanent state.
Read More »Nashville Bomber Allegedly Believed in Aliens, Lizard People
Yes, friend - we've all seen "They Live." But it's actually a metaphor for Jews.
Read More »2020: A Year to Remember
This is the best it will ever be.
Read More »China to US: “We Don’t Need a World Where China Becomes Another United States”
This is what we all need to accept.
Read More »Slutty Reporter Tells CNN That Establishment Republicans are Worried About Josh Hawley
Let's just see where this goes.
Read More »“We Want Everything!” – Nancy Pelosi’s House Vandalized with Spraypaint and Pig’s Head
Oh no! Nancy!
Read More »Used Up Old Actress Reveals That Her 12-Year-Old Son Licks Anus, Eats Semen, Ejaculates Into Feces
Now that is bravery, folks.
Read More »Real President Accurately Declares the Georgia Senate Race Illegal and Invalid
This is why I am telling you, whatever you do: DO. NOT. VOTE.
Read More »Pakistani Occupation Governor of London Put BLM in New Year’s Fireworks Display
It's all so weird, and just so unreal, that it's difficult to grasp that it is indeed really happening.
Read More »Supreme Authority Fauci on Mandatory Vaccinations: “Everything Will be on the Table for Discussion”
I would resist if they try to force it.
Read More »GOP Thinks They’re Going to Win Georgia After Stolen Presidential Election?
DO NOT VOTE IN THIS ELECTION.
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