Frankly, I would be fine with "first degree felony interrupting a man while he's doing something important."
Read More »Trump Issues Another Statement Praising Deadly Vaccines
I think I'm going to stop reporting on Trump.
Read More »University of Washington Students Want Power to Put Professors on Trial, Punish Them for “Oppression”
One of the teachers said most women don't wanna code.
Read More »California City Wages Non-Stop Total Jihad Against Small Restaurant
They're basically trying to destroy the owner's life.
Read More »Fake Pandemic! Hoax! 401,000 Excess Deaths in 2017 But Only 376,504 in 2020
There is no pandemic.
Read More »Rashida Tlaib Says Cunt Patrol Killed Good Boy on Purpose! Secret Non-Accidental Racist Murder!
The entire machine is now officially on again.
Read More »BASED: Kamala Harris Calls for Lynching of White Cunt Patrol Who Murdered Our Doo-Auntay
It's time to deconstruct systemic cunt supremacy.
Read More »Asian Man Gropes Asian Woman, Claims He Did It Because He Thought She was White
He was trying to get revenge for black-on-Asian crime.
Read More »666: Microchip Under Your Skin Can Sense Coronavirus, DARPA Reveals
It's pure science...!
Read More »John McCain’s Whore Wife to Get Ambassadorship from Biden
It's disgusting.
Read More »Minnesota: Bodycam Released – Cunt Patrol Thought Her Gun was a Taser
UPDATES - I'm happy it's funny.
Read More »#GaetzGate: Trump Leaves That Nigga Gaetz Hanging
If there's one thing Trump is very good at, it's throwing people under buses. Democrats don't operate this way, frankly.
Read More »Stupid Bitch Tests Positive for Coronavirus Three Weeks After Getting Fake “Vaccine”
Just don't get involved with this weird stuff, folks. It's weird, and it's not good.
Read More »That Nigga Alegray Done Killed He Bitch 2 Year Son Cuz He Peed on Da Couch
Yall niggas know we got too many problems in da communidy fo yo ass is killen dat bitches chald.
Read More »Don Lemon Falsely Claims That Racial Replacement Isn’t Happening and is Good
He's gay tho.
Read More »GaetzGate: Gaetz is Okay, I Guess
It might be time for Gaetz to go full Miami.
Read More »“Governor Boy-Pussy” Goes on the Jewish Shows, Promotes Child Homosexuality and Denounces Trump
You gotta give it to the guy - this is a bold move.
Read More »Crisis Actor David Hogg Scraps Plans to Defeat MyPillow in the Free Market
Mike Lindell remains KING OF PILLOWS.
Read More »Hunter Biden Should Run Against Joe Biden in 2024
He'd get 100% of the vote.
Read More »Political Correctness Hoax: 1999 Video Shows DMX Getting Mostly White Crowd to Repeatedly Shout “Nigga”
Also a note on whether X died from the vaxx.
Read More »Marxist BLM Co-Founder Buys 1.4 Million Dollar House in White Neighborhood
Maybe she's trying to bring these crackers some diversity?
Read More »Most Americans Say They Let Themselves Go Because of Lockdown
It turns out that locking people in their houses isn't healthy for the people locked in.
Read More »Joe Biden Issues Executive Order to “Investigate” Packing the Supreme Court
This is one thing they didn't lie about.
Read More »New York to Give Over 2 Billion Dollars to Illegals Because of the Flu
Over 15K per person.
Read More »Black NFL Player Kills White Local Doctor, Wife, Little Grandkids – Media Almost Totally Silent
This is what "exterminating whiteness by ensuring it has no bodies to inhabit" looks like.
Read More »Brain Chip News: Elon Musk Releases Video of Monkey Playing Video Games with His Thoughts
Maybe we should be talking about this?
Read More »NYT Best-Seller: “God, Help Me Hate White People”
A black woman "academic" wrote that.
Read More »Watch: Two Black Women Beat White USPS Worker in Attempt to Rob Stimulus Checks
That's how rough riders roll.
Read More »In March Alone, 172,000 People Arrested Crossing from Mexico Into the US
These millennials running Biden policy are not intelligent.
Read More »The Media’s Victory Over Trump is Like Andrea Yates’ Victory Over Her Children
It's funny, but it's not that funny.
Read More »Italian Groups Suing Philadelphia for Changing Columbus Day to “Indigenous People’s Day”
They claim they're being oppressed.
Read More »Executive Action Continues: Biden Takes Shots at Gun Violence – Plans to Leave Gun Owners Leaking
The government represents one principle: love.
Read More »Bezos Endorses Higher Corporate Taxes! What a Shock! He Must be a Really Moral Person!
Censorship is the single most important issue there is. It is the only way the media is able to get away with all of this insanity.
Read More »United Airlines Pledges to Make Half Their Pilots Affirmative Action Hires
If a few planes crash because of these hardcore affirmative action programs - that means nothing in the scope of rectifying historical wrongs.
Read More »Fake President Gives Fake News Conference, Vows Punitive Vaccines
He's also committing to building the wall...?
Read More »Reddit is Still Doing the “Haha, You Were Against Lockdowns But Now You Have the Virus” Bit
Why do they do this?
Read More »#GaetzGaet: Gaetz Drama is Maxing Out as the Situation Becomes Comprehensible
Gaetz appears to be completely doomed. This is how they get you.
Read More »BLM Activist on Potential Chauvin Acquittal: “Don’t be Surprised When Buildings are on Fire”
I've been telling you to move out of the city for years now. This summer, you're really going to wish you would have listened.
Read More »Chicago: Baby Shot During Road Rage Shootout – No Suspect!
Anyway, if black people want to kill each other, I guess that is their business.
Read More »Biden’s Jew Banker Calls for Global Minimum Tax
They've made you feel like it's inevitable at this point.
Read More »Shooter on Military Base in Maryland is Not an Important Story
As predicted, people are beginning to go insane from the lockdown.
Read More »Fox News Anchor Finally Connects the Frankfurt School to Modern Woke Ideology
Normal people are now looking at what is called "far right" as the only viable long-term strategy for staying alive.
Read More »Utah: Biological Fathers to be Forced to Pay “Half” of Women’s “Pregnancy Costs”
Giving more to women is not going to make them think better of men - in fact the opposite.
Read More »GameStop Announces Upcoming Sale of Shares
This money-printing scheme of the Democrats and their Jewish bankster overlords is entirely dependent on people continuing to believe in increasingly bizarre stock market voodooism.
Read More »“It’s Not Anal Enough” – Experts Weigh in on Collapsing Religion
The church is to blame for the collapse of the church.
Read More »I Would Buy a Used Car Off Senator Kennedy (But It Would Have to be Japanese)
And I wouldn't pay a nickel more than half the asking price.
Read More »Magical Mystery Tour: CNN Scientists Announce Strange New Adventures in Doom
There never was a pandemic.
Read More »FBI Threatens People Who Fake Coronavirus Vaccine Certificate
It's the seal - faking the seal is a federal crime.
Read More »Charles Barkley Says the Rich are Tricking Black People Into Blaming Whites
That's true.
Read More »Aw Nah, DMX OD’d and He be Botta Die
It's a shame about X.
Read More »Oakland: Asian News Reporter Goes on Timid Jihad Against Black Police Chief Amidst Wave of Black-on-Asian Violence
This is all just nuts.
Read More »“Female Soldier” Accuses Drill Instructor of Sexual Abuse
We need a way more feminized military if we're to win World War III.
Read More »I Miss Trump’s Easter
Those were really great times. Great, great times.
Read More »Mexicans Join White Supremacy, Begin Killing Random Old Asian Women
We might have to start teaching old Asian women not to walk their dogs through black areas or areas filled with homeless, given that these areas are breeding grounds for white supremacy.
Read More »Atomwaffen Member Gets to Skip Prison Because He’s a Tranny
Just please, guys. Stay away from these groups.
Read More »CNN Fears Americans May “Enjoy Freedoms” Without Getting Fake Vaccine
Rights are being reclassified as privileges.
Read More »Officials: Border Crossings in March are “Highest in 15 Years,” Agents are Overwhelmed
Based on what we're seeing, I think it is fair to estimate that as many as 10-12 million people could cross the border this year.
Read More »The Gaetz Saga: Accusations of Orgies with Underage Hookers, Iran Hostages, Other Weird Stuff
I don't like Gaetz, but he was pushing back against some powerful people, so I'm not totally surprised to see him end up in this kind of situation.
Read More »Black Gate-Crasher is Nation of Islam – So More Censorship, Of Course
They said it was a white supremacist. It appears it was actually a black supremacist.
Read More »Black Guy Rams Car Into White Capitol Cop Near White House – Twitter Blue Checks Blame White Race
This is the microcosm of everything right here.
Read More »Paul Gosar’s Family Makes Attack Ad Demanding His Arrest for the “Insurrection”
Denouncing your own family isn't very conservative.
Read More »Plans to Rename School After Obama Protested by Mexicans He Oppressed
One man's liberator is another man's oppressor.
Read More »Swarming Biological Robots Built from Frog Cells? Don’t Worry About It, You QAnon Kook
It's the age of the swarm. Get used to it, bigot.
Read More »Toxic Chemicals Linked to Infertility and Heavy Metals in American Tap Water, The Guardian Reports
This is the real global environmental crisis of our time.
Read More »Amazon Used “Troll Army” to Promote Anti-Union Agenda on Twitter
Troll armies opposed to Bezos are banned.
Read More »Pentagon to Pay Microsoft $22 Billion for Ridiculous Virtual Reality Headsets
This is just total corruption in action.
Read More »Video: Smugglers Drop Toddlers Off 14-Foot Border Wall
I'm going to keep covering the border - you know I'm covering it - but I do think that on the whole, it's a distraction.
Read More »Orange County: 4 Dead, Including Child, In “Mass Shooting” (Seems Like a Personal Thing)
This country is a tinderbox. It's just gonna keep getting worse.
Read More »Matt Gaetz’ Extortion Claims Seem to Check Out
Exciting stuff!
Read More »Social Media Banning All Interviews with Donald Trump
Private companies can do anything they want to anyone.
Read More »Crucifixion of Julian Assange Proves American Democracy is a Sham
#FreeAssange
Read More »Florida Man Receives World Record for Watching The Avengers 191 Times
This is amazing. Wow.
Read More »Ted Cruz: “Democrats are the Real Child-Cagers”
Ted Cruz is the real crisis.
Read More »Gallup Poll Shows 42 Million “Latinos” Want to Move to America
Diversity is coming, whether you want it or not.
Read More »Kids’ Mental Health Suffers Because of Lockdown’s Virtual Classes, CDC Reports
We've sacrificed these kids because boomers were afraid of the flu and women really like rules from the government.
Read More »White Women Attacked: FSU Offers Course Denouncing Evil of White Womanhood Using KKK Photo
It's her turn.
Read More »Nike is Suing Satan Shoes
Will Nike truly be able to stop Satan Shoes?
Read More »New York Police Reform Board Employs Literal Cop Killer
Blue lives don't matter, apparently.
Read More »Biden Tells SCOTUS to Let Cops Enter People’s Homes and Take Their Guns with No Warrant
The last thing standing between you and a totally sadistic Jewish rampage was a big orange man, and he didn't stand so good.
Read More »666: WaPo Finally Admits “Vaccine Passport” Coming to America, Will Determine Rights
This is shocking because no one could have predicted it.
Read More »CNN Faces Backlash After Referring to Black Carjacking That Killed Old Pakistani Guy as “An Accident”
I think they meant to say they didn't do nothing.
Read More »Nike Denies Any Ties to Nike 666 Satan Shoes
Enough with the satan shoes!
Read More »Ultimate Super-Mommy Fauci Decides Children Cannot Play Together Maskless
Many are praising Fauci as extremely generous for giving parents permission to touch their children.
Read More »Birx Says Hitler-Like Trump Responsible for Hundreds of Thousands of Coronavirus Deaths
You never should have let them in, Trump.
Read More »Biden Plan is to Stop the Border Crisis by Making the Third World Not Poor Anymore
This is really just nutty to say this out loud.
Read More »Ohio: Weird Crisis Actor Chinaman Gives BLM Style Victim Speech
Let me just dump a bunch of stuff on you here.
Read More »Them Two Young Bitches Done Killed the Pakistani Granddad of Uber Eats
Yall bitch nees ta watch yo keeds.
Read More »CNN Should Run More Stories About Dogs
Instead it's nonstop hatred.
Read More »US Military Poisons Americans with Indestructible Toxic Chemical Linked to Infertility and Cancers
The government proves their love for us by caring about our health.
Read More »NBCUniversal Starts Deleting Non-Woke Scenes from Old WWE Shows
They're deleting stuff from the 80s and 90s.
Read More »Kamala Harris Will Solve the Root Cause of Poverty in Central and South America
Well, that seems easy enough. I wonder why no one ever thought of doing this?
Read More »Oakland’s Jew Mayor to Give $500 a Month to Nonwhites – Whites Banned from the Program
Illegals are also eligible.
Read More »Priest Calls Police on Maskless Worshiper, Gets Her Arrested
I remember hearing "they're going to ban Christianity," and thinking "well, how are they going to do that? No one would accept that." But here we are.
Read More »News on a Plane: BASED Pilot Goes on Epic Hot Mic Rant Against Hyundai-Driving Liberals
But he didn't even say any banned words?
Read More »Joe Biden’s Press Conference Demonstrates That He’s Fine and There’s Totally No Problem Here
Biden is I'm sure totally fine. People should be confident in that.
Read More »Donald Trump Appears with Laura Ingraham to Discuss Top Issues
Mehhh.
Read More »New York Times Calls for Shutdown of Google Podcasts Because of Alex Jones
I wish Dr. Doom was taking over the world.
Read More »Texas Residents are Angry Because Foreign Teenagers Live a Great Life in $33M Migrant Camp
Come to America! It's free, and you'll have a great time.
Read More »Man Charged with Hate Crime for Hitler-Saluting a Coalburner in a Parking Lot and Saying “White Power”
He should get a crypto address up - I'll shill it.
Read More »American F-35B Fighter Jet Shoots Itself
The one thing you have to say is that the F-35 was a great investment and a brilliant feat of engineering.
Read More »I Don’t Think Saturday Night Live Will Hire Dana Carvey to Play Joe Biden
There's no way in hell they're going to let this be seen.
Read More »Them Niggas Evoire n Dorian Done Killed They a White Bitch in Miami
Aint nunna yall niggas never thank bot nuffin, yo jus duz it, n das why we got smany problems in da communidy.
Read More »The Race of the Victims…
Why doesn't Kamala Harris go to Boulder and give a speech about rising anti-white violence?
Read More »Mexican Supremacist Gang Member Sentenced for Trying to Ethnically Cleanse His Housing Project of Blacks
He was also the only person who was seriously injured during the attack.
Read More »Marco Rubio Worries About UFOs Flying Over US, Says Aliens Must be Smarter Than Humans
Marco Rubio is out there shilling hard for aliens, yet again, as always.
Read More »People are Dying Because They are Avoiding Hospitals Out of Fear of Coronavirus
It's all a hoax.
Read More »Following Surreal Alaska Meeting, US and EU, Other Allies, Dump Sanctions on China – China Hits Back
You fat retards said he was working for them!
Read More »Colorado: Christian Baker on Trial Again for Refusing to Bake Cake for Tranny
BAKE THE CAKE, BIGOT.
Read More »White Supremacist Nigga Smacks Up an Asian Woman on Her Way to Asian Anti-Hate March
Asians all have a kind of autism, which makes this whole politically correct agenda very difficult to trick them into.
Read More »Colorado Supermarket Mass Shooter was an ARAB! WHOOPS! Islamic Terror!
GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE!
Read More »That Nigga Charles Stab a Twelb Years Old Chald at the McDonald
This nigga aint lovin it, he be haten on niggas.
Read More »Psaki Says Stairs Tricked Joe Biden Into Falling Thrice
Did the stairs start talking to Joe Biden? And mocking him?
Read More »Krispy Kreme Will Give You a Free Doughnut Every Day for Entire Year If You Take Vaccine
Everything that is happening is some angle on a gigantic social engineering project.
Read More »Joe “Kick a Spic” Biden is Putting the Wet Back in “Wetback” as Miami Beach Goes Full MIAMI BEACH, NIGGA
As Biden finds he has no use for 10 million Guatemalans, black people have finally made themselves useful.
Read More »Trump to Launch His Own Social Media Company (Or Something)
This whole situation is stupid.
Read More »“Do Not Come” – Homeland Head Announces Border is “Secure,” Blames Donald Trump for Non-Crisis!
This is a longer article that talks about other things.
Read More »Court Rules on Official Song for George Floyd Murder Trial
A fascinating pick. Truly.
Read More »Daily Reminder: There was Never an iPhone 9
Who runs a company like this?
Read More »Joe Biden’s Border Crisis is a Top Story
We might see ten million people cross the border in 2021! Exciting!
Read More »California’s “Ethnic Studies” Debate is a Microcosm of the Strength of Diversity
This is your greatest strength.
Read More »93% of Parents Worry About the Mental Health of Their Kids
If your kids are feeling down, remind them they can consensually mutilate their sexual organs.
Read More »Inhalable Coronavirus Vaccine by MIT Experts Coming Soon
The world-saving possibilities of this are exhilarating.
Read More »Many Americans Struggle to Feed All Members of Home During Lockdown
Remember: these people are telling you they created this lockdown because they love you.
Read More »George Floyd Murder Trial Set Up to be a Monkey Show
This whole society has just gotten so whacky, that it's impossible to imagine it holding together much longer.
Read More »Science Says Men Injected with Female Hormones More Likely to Survive the Flu
There is no other choice.
Read More »Texas: Boomer Triple-Stabs Jack-in-the-Box Manager for Telling Him to Wear a Mask
People do break down and become violent when you push them far enough.
Read More »Mother Who Killed Baby with Meth-Tainted Breast Milk Charged with Murder
Surely, it was an accident?
Read More »Money Stresses Americans More Than Coronavirus
Yet the goyim still went along with it.
Read More »Biden Defeated by Stairs
These are carpeted stairs, and thus not slippery.
Read More »Rand Paul Faces Down Ultra-Universe-Shaper Fauci Once Again
There is no science but epidemiology, and Fauci is its prophet.
Read More »Priest Who Presided Over Biden Inauguration Being Investigated for Weird Statements
He probably talked about having sex with children, I guess.
Read More »Public School Teachers Form Conspiracy to Publicly Expose Dissident Parents Who Oppose Anti-White Curriculum
SHUT IT DOWN!
Read More »New Captain America is Gay and Wears a Nose Ring, Marvel Reveals
I think this will really help get young people involved in the gay lifestyle.
Read More »Massage Parlor Massacre: After Male Feminist Slaughtered Hookers, Media Storms “Anti-Asian Bias”
What an incredibly lucky coincidence for the ruling elite.
Read More »Vet with Gun Outside Kamala’s House is Top Story, Media Buries Story of Texas Church Bomber
One story fits the narrative, the other doesn't.
Read More »Homosexual Judge with Gay-Adopted Children Arrested for Uploading Child Porn
This is shocking. No one could have expected it.
Read More »Ukrainian Jew Trump Conspiracy Hoaxer Says to Sue Right-Wing Media to Silence Them
He wants to sue Fox News.
Read More »Pennsylvania to Pay Family of Hippie That Cops Ran Over with a Bulldozer for Growing Weed
I wonder why Grateful Dead fans didn't riot and burn down cities all across the country after one of their kin was killed by cops in this disgraceful manner?
Read More »Biden Regime Secretly Enforcing Media Blockade on Filming Border Crisis
It's not a crisis, so you can't see it.
Read More »There are So Many Migrants That 3,000 Teenage Goblins Will be Housed at a Dallas Convention Center
It's about love and racial justice, as well as revenge for the Holocaust.
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