US

I'm glad that's out in the open, now.

Trump is going to have to let slip the dogs of war.

Welp.

Friendly reminder about your other option.

That really is incredible.

HOAXED AGAIN!

These are accurate facts.

And so it begins...

Great optics, Donald.

I am again left wondering if he is going to lose the election on purpose. 

Why don't you DO SOMETHING, DONALD???

Yeah, I mean.... people are going to get mad, I guess, huh?

This is all part of an elaborate HOAX to implement a police state America once and for all.

Yeah, you're gonna have that.

Got em.

No, that is not a "conspiracy theory." We are all witnessing it.

Still kind of missing the point...

Hmmm.

McDonald's has fallen.

????????????

His slippery Chinese wife left him also and made a big show of it.

It sure looks like it.

It looks like he actually had a heart attack, in fact.

This is probably a move by Cuomo to signal the sort of thing he would be doing as president. 

Everything is now chaos.

Did you know the mayor, who is encouraging these riots for some reason, is Jewish? 

This is total free fall collapse into complete poverty.

Was it a staged hoax?

I am worried that Donald Trump has perhaps lost the plot. 

Signs point to no.

Bern victims are still serving as delegates, even though they didn't get a refund.

Much of the city is now on fire.

Enjoying the ride so far? It will get even better.

I doubt.

Even if we pretend the disease is real, the lockdown is measurably worse.

These are the same cops that closed our churches on the orders of the satanic government.

Someone needs to go out there and lead these protests or this whole thing is already dead.

It's utterly insane to say that the United States is a free country.

Joggers are a minimal threat in comparison to the cops.

Believe all, uh, believe, ahh - you know the thing.

This is not the direction we need to be going in, let me tell you that.

We can wake even more people up.

No country for nagging women.

A small price to pay for not getting the flu.

The saga continues onward - without slowing.

Anything that you previously wanted to do for another reason - do now, because of Corona!

Wow, more lies from the New York Times, I'm shocked.

They're not injecting anything into me, I can tell you that.

We must never forget that our most important duty as Americans is to care for the people of Israel.

It was all a hoax.

Experts are pretending to be retarded again.

I don't know if Charlamagne is a Trump-supporter or what, but he is funny as hell. 

It's just the flu, bro.

We only get one Biden to beat Biden, and Biden America Biden. 

Turns out, economic collapse is good for rich people. Who would have thought?

One cunt to rule them all, one cunt to find them, one cunt to keep them all safe and in the darkness nag them.

This is how long it took him to do this.

It is time we started seriously discussing "de-integration" and a return to some form of state-enforced segregation. 

It's fine, the experts are all totally stable and normal people. Unlike you.

OHHHHH NO HE DIDN'T

Those who oppose safety risk... being flooded with sewage.

The crazy thing is how much the makers of racist tests love Asians.

LET US OUT!

I don't think he meant anything interesting by that.

If I had to make a prediction, I would say that these churches will be allowed to open and stay open until fall when the real lockdown is going to begin. 

In Michigan, there is only one law: Cunt Law.

This is reaching slapstick comedy levels of silliness.

No common sense allowed, only panic.

The time to fight back against this is now. You people need to get to the protests. 

Nice try, media: now go see if you can find a healthy heterosexual who experienced these issues. 

The vicious burn has been likened to an acid attack.

Man standing for freedom is made example of.

We really need to start taking the fact that this is all happening seriously.

So maybe she's a satanist, maybe it's just an x, maybe whatever. No one has any idea what is going on, because truth is fundamentally unknowable. 

It is clear beyond any doubt that this lockdown is meant to be indefinite, and will remain in some capacity until an entirely new society is formed out of this coronavirus hoax. 

Well, this is a concerning statement.

You are watching America be burned to the ground by women and bizarre freaks.

Mommy only wants to keep her little widdle babies safe.

If people don't realize that the real danger is the government, it will get worse than this.

lol it's over.

We fact check claims by Vox.com that Joe Biden is not a pedophile.

Yeah, that didn't look very respectful. I don't think anyone thought that was respectful. 

Elon Musk is rising as the hero we need.

This is well worth considering.

At least we're entering a new form of oppression and will be leaving this feminist oppression behind.

We are full into snitch culture.

We're all going to get a brief window here as part of the psychological conditioning.

This is the point where I just can't even take it anymore.

Please just fire Pompeo, Trump.

Anglin has previously claimed to his audience that he is feeling "happier than ever" as he is permanently trapped in his residence.

Don't worry. It will.

Hold onto your asses because this is happening.

The emperor is babbling incoherently, but if you're pure and righteous of spirit, this gibberish will make sense to you.

GAY!

Tens of millions of Americans go to the grocery store every day.

This is a travesty of jokes.

Many would consider that a curse.

This entire disaster was created by the media. They destroyed our country.

It's time for the Midwest to rise up and declare independence from the fag federal government...!

Do they want us to starve? 

It's just business. Nothing personal, kid.

Safety first. 

The government wants everyone high.

Grave desecration of pure justice.

HOAX+HOAX=MEGAHOAX

We now have white people acting like a bunch of dumb joggers.

There's no getting out.

The government already broke the social contract.

Rand Paul was right!

She has to protect even the baddest boys from hurting themselves. 

This is going to set back any effort to reopen.

It is the duty of the people with the power to stand up to stand up.

Your life is destroyed. Now the people who did it are going to dance around calling you names.

When the going gets weird, the weird craft their own JoggerStick(tm).

Another Jewish mystery is solved!

We have no idea what the real numbers are so the discussion is just pointless.

Murder hornets are the greatest threat this country has ever faced.

Why won't they just say how bad it's going to be?

The real virus is going to be the insanity caused by the lockdown. 

Tesla is doomed either way, however.

Joggers are both dumb and dishonest. You cannot trust these people.

Why are the emotions of joggers so weak?

There is a new lord and savior in town, and she is your mommy now.

The number one guy promoting not getting infected got infected. So what now?

Great stuff.

This is a racist conspiracy.

Something good came from these assholes carrying guns.

This is truly a tragedy that America may never recover from.

This man is a menace.

We've had enough, you freak! Give us our freedoms!

The family, the Jewish media and negro activists are all claiming that he didn't do nothing wrong.

Under the virus regime, "police brutality" is quickly becoming "police sadism."

These "experts" have no shame.

Joe Biden is not going to be the nominee. The media gets to decide these things, and they've already made their decision. 

How is the corrupt FBI going to operate in a post-lockdown world?

If more coronavirus researchers turn up dead, I'm gonna be suspicious.

They're never letting us out.

Sometimes you have to give up all of your freedoms so the elderly can be safe from the flu.

Yikes.

If the media says it for another two weeks, it will be at 50%.