Category: US
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Colorado Teen Going to Jail After Cops Ask Google for IP Addresses Near Crime Scene
[Editor’s note: Elvis wrote the title. I wrote these stupid jokes, like I do in every article. I think Elvis’ title is saying something about Google spying on you, but everyone already knew they could search warrant for your location information. I guess the issue is that it’s such a wide net, to get all…
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Plastics Found Inside Every Human Testicle Examined in Study
This is a real threat to humanity.
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New York City Now has Fewest Cops in Decades, Keeps Losing More
Now fewer blacks will be viciously slaughtered for no reason.
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Julian Assange Granted Right to Appeal Against Extradition to America
American government officials should be prosecuted for everything they’ve put him through.
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Oregon Counties Want to Join Idaho Because People are Sick of Trannies and Global Warming Crap
Conservatives should have their own country, actually.









