They still refuse to tell us if the virus can infect non-Asians.
Read More »GTFO: Hero Philippines Leader Duterte Bans ZOG Forces from His Homeland!
I unironically believe that Mike Pompeo is a satanist.
Read More »Russian Scientist Calls for New and More Serious Program to Find Extraterrestrial Life
We're gonna needs a spore drive.
Read More »Thailand: At Least 17 People Killed in Mass Shooting by Soldier
It's sad.
Read More »Italy: Face of Spontaneous, Grassroots Anti-Salvini Movement of Ordinary Citizens is Soros-Sponsored Jewess
They're everywhere.
Read More »Syria: As Jews Use Passenger Jet as Human Shield, Guardian is Concerned About Russians Still Not Believing the Gas Hoax
Russians were just caught crucifying a Canadian soldier in Syria.
Read More »North Irish Militants Caught Trying to Bomb the English – Because the English are a Real Existential Threat
Get it together, paddy!
Read More »Japan: First Robot Bartender Goes to Work in Tokyo Pub
Why can't we do this?
Read More »Homosexual Scottish Finance Secretary Resigns After He’s Caught Preying on Teenage Boy
Imagine how many of these situations Pete Buttigieg would get in if he became president.
Read More »UK: Girls Whining About Trannies Invading Their Bathrooms
Of course, I'm against this, but you'll forgive me if I don't shed a tear.
Read More »Alleged Video from China Shows Wuhan Coronavirus Hospital Full of Corpses
Well, that's not good!
Read More »LEAK: Extinction Rebellion is a White Supremacist Group Planning to Collapse Civilization
Their entire global warming schtick is just a ploy to push their White Kaczynskist agenda.
Read More »Greece: Migrants Riot on Lesvos, Greeks Take Over Government Building in Response
How do you say "refugees welcome" in Greek?
Read More »Coronavirus: Japan Initiates “Resident Evil: Revelations” Protocol on Cruise Ship
How long until they make movies about this virus?
Read More »Harry Can’t Stop Fixing Meghan Markle’s Hair (Joe Biden Finger-Sucking Tier Weird)
Women want us all to be submissive little autists chronically fixing the hair of barbaric jungle creatures.
Read More »India Spites Moslems by Building Hindu Temple on Proposed Mosque Site
Is it racist hatred for a brown Hindu to refuse to build a mosque for brown Moslems?
Read More »Iran Denounces Kushner’s Brutal “Deal of the Century” Peace Plan
Would most Sunni Moslems prefer to be kiked like no one has ever been kiked before, rather than side with Shiites?
Read More »Cropped Black Global Warmer Speaks Out Against Her Cropping
Just when you think the news can't get any dumber...
Read More »UK: Black Studies “Professor” Brands Whiteness a “Psychosis”
Giving some white genes to these monsters was a grave, grave mistake.
Read More »Sweden Sees Record Number of Vasectomies
It's the only way to fight cow farts.
Read More »BBC Fires 450 People as Mainstream Media Continues to Collapse Because They Can’t Shut Down Internet Fast Enough
Sargon of Akkad should be running the BBC.
Read More »Mexico: Anti-Butterfly Extremists Killing All the Butterfly Activists!
We need to get the remaining population of Mexico into the United States lest a similar fate befall them!
Read More »You’d Best Start Believing in Raccoon Cities
You're in one.
Read More »Germany: Immigration Office Says Country Must Import Laborers from Europe Because Rapefugees are Retarded
Totally unexpected.
Read More »UK: Moslem Refuses to Send His Spawn to Tranny Equality Lessons, May Go to Prison for It
What a time to be alive!
Read More »Russia is Expelling Foreigners Who Test Positive for Coronavirus
It would certainly be better for the people of America if our leader behaved more like the leader of Russia.
Read More »Brexit Boomers Hunted and Shamed for Telling People to Speak English
It is so convenient to create a new moral order that allows you to portray the native working population of a country as evil for wanting to live normal lives.
Read More »Coronavirus Overtakes Death Toll of SARS
You're already dead.
Read More »Following Terror Attack, Britain Vows to Make Terrorist Attacks Illegal
Wouldn't it be easier to simply not flood your country with terrorists in the first place?
Read More »Mate, Ya Stabbed Me, Mate. Oi, Mate. I’m Stabbed, Mate.
Keep calm and keep getting stabbed, mate.
Read More »America Still Allowing Direct Flights from Wuhan to New York City
lol what the heck?
Read More »India Bans All Exports of Personal Protection Masks as Asians Go Mask-Crazy
The future is masked.
Read More »Conor McGregor Ready to Get His Ass Beat by Khabib Again, Further Humiliate White Race
Conor McGregor is a disgrace.
Read More »UK: Somali Gang-Rapist Who Dodged Deportation After Plane Mutiny Makes New Bid to Stay
The United Kingdom is a very united, diverse place.
Read More »Philippines Hosts First Coronavirus Death Outside China
It's a Chinese person, however.
Read More »INTERNATIONAL ALERT: One Girl in Egypt Died from Genital Mutilation
WHAT ABOUT THE BOYS?
Read More »Palestine Pulls Out of 1995 Oslo Accords After Trump’s Brutal Peace Plan Announced
They have no power and no ability to resist the cold-blooded and barbaric peace plan.
Read More »Greta Thunberg Seeks to Change the Weather in Africa to Stop Blacks from Being Poor
Niggas can't get no money in this bitch cuz it too hot.
Read More »Brexit Finally Happens for Real
So, I guess that's that.
Read More »Monkeys are Being Kept as Surrogate Children and Taken for Rides in Supercars
Oh jeez, Rick.
Read More »Death Ship: Cruise Ship is QUARANTINED with Coronavirus Infection!
The boomer gets what he deserves.
Read More »Russia: Two Cases of the Coronavirus, Both Chinese People
At least Russia will tell us the races!
Read More »You are About to be Responsible for Titanic-Style Tragedies, Experts Warn
First the koalas, and now THIS? HOW DARE YOU?
Read More »Wales Becomes the 59th Country to Ban Parents Smacking Their Kids
Killing them in the womb is still legal.
Read More »HUGE Drug-Smuggling Tunnel Unearthed Near Mexican Border
In the future, Mexicans will just tunnel straight into your home to force-feed you drugs.
Read More »Ukraine: Prosecutor Sues Joe Biden for Getting Him Fired
Biden was just trying to protect his family.
Read More »Mass Rioting in West Bank: Palestinians Not Happy to Learn That Israel Owns Them Now
This is the end of Palestine.
Read More »Sponge Cake Coated in Chocolate and Rolled in Grated Coconut Kills Woman
There's some irony to be found in not being killed by lack of food but by an abundance of it.
Read More »Pacific Ocean Water So Acidic It’s LITERALLY Melting Our Crabs – LITERALLY
I hope crab isn't your favorite food, because they'll soon all be melted.
Read More »Russia Releases Jew Drug Trafficker
Putin must have gotten something in exchange.
Read More »Sweden: Over 250 Bombings in 2019, Just 7 Convictions
The lack of midnight basketball is very apparent.
Read More »Trump’s Map of a New Jew State
I thought we were going to put America First, Donald?
Read More »UK: Companies Told to Ban Men Talking About Sports Because It Makes Women Feel Excluded
Sportsball is oppression, you stupid goyim.
Read More »France: Firefighters Fighting Cops in the Streets While Wearing Joker Makeup! They’re Setting Themselves on Fire!
Things are heating up.
Read More »Fighting Fire with Fire! Indonesia Unveils Thot-Patrolling Thot Patrol!
Modern problems require corporal solutions.
Read More »7 Million Indians Protest to Have Country Invaded by Moslems
Wait, they're protesting FOR a Moslem invasion? Wat.
Read More »UK: Average Parents Only Spend Five Hours with Their Kids Per Week, Study Finds
Less parental influence means more "cultural" influence.
Read More »UK: Feminist University Professor Gets (Male) Guards to Defend Her from Men Pretending to be Women
She'd be happier in the kitchen.
Read More »Australia: Traitors and Mongrels Protest Australia Day
They need more gibs.
Read More »Germany: “Shadow Army” of Right-Wing Extremists Growing Within Armed Forces
This... this is pretty based!
Read More »Afghanistan: Taliban Says It Shot Down CIA Plane
When we win this war, we will never have to worry about another Taliban invasion of America.
Read More »Trouble Brewing in Iraq! US Embassy in Green Zone Hit by Rocket Attack!
There was no need for this.
Read More »“They All Look the Same to Me”: BBC Shows Footage of LeBron James After Kobe Bryant’s Death
2020 truly blesses us with its blessings.
Read More »DOOMED: China Says Coronavirus Can Transmit Before Carrier Shows Signs, US Containment Strategy Won’t Work
WHICH RACES ARE INFECTED????
Read More »Putin Won’t Release Druggie Jew Bitch, Wants to Play Hardball Instead
Putin is trying to negotiate with the Jews.
Read More »China Bans Bat Soup AND Snake Soup in Wake of Coronavirus
Bat soup is necessary for healthy bones.
Read More »Meghan Markle Says She’s Planning to Meddle in the US Election
Isn't it illegal now for foreigners to have opinions on American politics?
Read More »What is the Point of Evacuating Americans from China When Coronavirus is Already in the US?
Basically, you all just need to accept that you're going to die.
Read More »UK: Woman Lawyer Says Police Officer Should be Disciplined for Using Taser During Machete Attack
Diversity of people also means diversity of crimes.
Read More »Puerto Ricans Angry Their Government Didn’t Waste Enough White Man’s Resources
What have Puerto Ricans ever done for America?
Read More »Flips: Duterte Threatens to End Military Deal with the US Because They Keep Crying Over Dead Drug Dealers
Duterte is a good man.
Read More »Who Released the Coronavirus?
Bill Gates? Or bat soup?
Read More »Millions of Iraqis Take to Streets to Celebrate US Occupation of Their County!
Last chance to avoid catastrophe.
Read More »34 Soldiers Suffered Traumatic Brain Injuries Following Iranian Missile Attack on Iraq Bases
Trump doesn't want to go down for the Iraq war.
Read More »France: Police Tell 16-Year-Old Girl to Go Underground After She Insulted Islam
Islam is right about women.
Read More »Hondurans Rush Across Mexican Border, Busted Up by Cops
This issue isn't going away.
Read More »Greta Thunberg Says It Doesn’t Take a College Degree to Realize Carbon Budget Doesn’t Add Up
Is she even writing her own tweets though?
Read More »Is the Coronavirus the Result of Too Much Bat Soup?
I'm convinced that "bat soup" is a meme invented to cover up the fact that the CIA invented SARS/coronavirus.
Read More »France: Renaud Camus Sentenced for Wrongthink, Will Give Money to Jew NGOs or Spend 2 Months in Prison
This is what freedom looks like.
Read More »Jerusalem: German President Apologizes for Holocaust for the Six Millionth Time
He should specifically apologize for the Wall of Eyes.
Read More »???China Locks Down Entire Cities as New SARS Spreads!???
Is it bat soup? Or the CIA?
Read More »Fake UN Court Orders Burma to Protect Bangladeshi Terrorists
I wish the world was run by the Chinese instead of Jews and white women.
Read More »No-Titty Teen Retard Greta Goes Apeshit at Davos, Demands the World Meet Her Demands
It's time to stand up and fight back against Greta Thunberg.
Read More »France: Anti-Terror Officer Charged with Selling Data and Fake Documents on the Dark Web
Some people may have gotten killed because of it.
Read More »UK: Poor People are Unhealthier Than Those Born Into Poverty 100 Years Ago, Study Finds
But poor people today have more useless stuff than in the past. That is Progress.
Read More »UK: Midwifery Student Denied Job Placement for Not Worshiping Moloch
Killing babies is principles and values.
Read More »Migrants Rush Mexican Border, Mexicans Gas Them All
SAY HELLO TO MY FRIEND EL GASO, PADRE!
Read More »Saudi Prince Allegedly Hacked Bezos’ Phone
He did it with his personal number!
Read More »Meghan Markle’s White Sister Denounces Her in British Tabloid!
You're in a bad place when your entire family is publicly denouncing you.
Read More »Glenn Greenwald is Charged with Doing Cyber in Brazil
He probably should have seen this one coming, I'd argue.
Read More »Italy: Highest Court Decides Breaking the Law is Legal
As long as childless womyn's feels say it is...
Read More »UK: Woman Trying to Raise £100,000 to Build Elephant Man Statue in Leicester Upsets Locals
It's amazing that there are still people opposing this in current year.
Read More »UK: Another Pakistani Sex Ring Uncovered – Blame the Cops!
The response to these sex scandals should be "we need to remove these people from our country."
Read More »France: A Fifth of All Newborn Males Have Moslem or Arabic Names
This is not fine.
Read More »Spanish Minister Claims Country Needs “Millions and Millions” of Migrants
Not having white countries full of "people" unable to run their own economies is somehow bad for The Economy.
Read More »Paris: Macron’s Janissaries Unleash Baton Beatdown on Street Demonstrations!
Macron can't keep getting away with it.
Read More »75,000 People “Became Swedish” Last Year
Some were fleeing the brutal Syrian civil war in Britain.
Read More »Still Mad That No One Will Rape Her, Jess Phillips Demands She be Made PM Because She’s a Woman
However, it should be pointed out that it is very difficult to get raped when you have her face.
Read More »German (Nazi) Cowards Say Iran War is a Bad Idea
Germany is occupied by the US military and they have no say in anything that happens in the world.
Read More »Putin and Erdogan Sit Down at Big Boy Table to Hash Out Libyan Civil War Peace Deal!
Children sit on their own, away from the adults.
Read More »Is the Heroic Asperger’s Teenage Leader of the “Global Warmers” Threatening Terrorism Now?
"You have not seen anything yet" is incredibly ominous language.
Read More »Global Warming Hoax Artists Complain About Vegetation in the Himalayas
Plants on mountains are the real threat to our democracy.
Read More »Polish Man Eaten by Own Pigs
The wages of farming in Poland is to be eaten by your own pigs.
Read More »Free Period Products for Girls Will be Available in All Schools and Colleges in England
Women are literally handicapped.
Read More »Prince Harry and His Pet Gorilla Officially Leave Royal Family, Flee to Canada with the Money
I wonder if he is infected with some kind of alien brain parasite?
Read More »Canadians Demand Meghan and Harry Leave Canada
Ouch.
Read More »Defense Department Says Troops Won’t Leave Iraq Despite Popular Vote Demanding It
Sometimes, democracy means not doing what the people vote for.
Read More »Fat Ass “Jabba the Hutt” ISIS Mufti Captured by Iraqi SWAT Team!
Nigga ate ISIS.
Read More »Central Americans Living in Mexico Demand Americans Vote for a Democrat So They Can Flood US
This is why we need Bernie Sanders' "socialism in one country" plan.
Read More »Netflix Successfully Bullies India Into Executor Violators of Women’s Rights
Is Netflix far right?
Read More »Real Blacks Blow Air Into Cows’ Anuses, Shower in Urine, Rub Dung on Their Faces
Blacks are very weird creatures.
Read More »JRR Tolkien’s Son, Legal Protector of the Stories, Dies at 95
Time to for the franchise to go full negro.
Read More »Royal Family was Terrified Meghan Markle Would Publicly Accuse Them All of Racism
Of course she would have.
Read More »Italy: Traitors in Government Re-Open Ports to the Revenge of the Planet of the Apes
Sweden needs this to survive.
Read More »PEAK FREEDOMS: London Hosts World’s First Ever Sexbot Party!
We're nearing true societal enlightenment.
Read More »“Chinese Persecution of Christians” is a Distraction and a CIA Hoax
No Chinaman ever made me bake a faggot cake.
Read More »UK: 11-Year-Old Girls are Being Tricked Into Doing Camwhore Performances
Smartphones are facilitating the corruption of the youth.
Read More »Germany: Cities Form Coalition to Demand More Cucking
These cucks think Merkel isn't hardcore enough.
Read More »7 in 10 Britons are Worried About the Effects of Immigration on Population Growth
This is why they have to shut down social media.
Read More »Breitbart is Full Neocon Now, Does Nothing But Shill for War, Refuses to Mention Trump’s Broken Promises
It's because of the Jews.
Read More »Australia: Nazi Flag Flown in Small Village Causes Nationwide Panic
Flags are no laughing matter, kids.
Read More »Based Jap Space Explorer Can’t Find Front-Hole Willing to Go Off-World with Him!
Just bring your 2D waifu along.
Read More »UK: School Makes Toilets “Gender Neutral,” Doesn’t Even Bother Telling the Parents
They signed a petition, and that won't do anything.
Read More »Russian Government Resigns After Putin Announces Constitutional Changes
Why should there even be a government? Governments were a mistake.
Read More »Iran: Three Female Journalists Pretend to Have Integrity, Quit State Media Jobs While Making a Scene
Unlike in America, where journalists always say the truth, Iranian journalists are routinely forced to lie about stuff.
Read More »Trump Quadruples Down on Soleimani Assassination, Says All “Bad People” Should be Assassinated by Drones
Wait, so we're now going to go across the entire planet and cleanse the earth of all people deemed "bad" by the US government? Is that actually the plan?
Read More »Queen Agrees That Harry and His Ape Should Go Away Forever
Well, that settles it.
Read More »Russian Hackers are Trying to Bring Down Heroic Patriot and Legitimate Businessman Hunter Biden!
Basically, it is now officially impossible to leak any information about anything anymore, as the leaks - no matter how legitimate or how damning - will just be dismissed as a Russian conspiracy.
Read More »4chan Haxxors Reveal Greta Thunberg’s Facebook Page is Run by Papa Thunberg and a Pajeet!
Haters proven right! Greta a hack!
Read More »France: New Year’s Eve Sets New Torched Cars Record!
A small price to pay for meat on a stick.
Read More »Iranian Cops Allegedly Open Fire on Whining Faggot Protesters!
This is probably fake and if it isn't I don't care.
Read More »Royal Shakedown: Meghan Demands Free Money or Else “Racism”
Why does the Queen of England hate black people? Because of their skin color?
Read More »Planet Mars Drying Up Because Not Enough Martians are Eating Bugs and Driving Teslas
Global warming? More like interplanetary warming, man.
Read More »Iranian Female Olympian Defects from Iran Because No Freedoms
She knows about politics naturally, because she was born with a vagina, the most political of all genitalia.
Read More »Northern Ireland Elects Dyke PM as Mommy Occupation Government Leader!
Now you've gone and fook'd yourself, son.
Read More »Iranomaidan Begins in Tehran, Hundreds of University Brats Rioting in the Streets!
These protests are fake and gay.
Read More »Instagram Removes Pro-Iran Content, Says They’re Complying with Sanctions
Weird move.
Read More »Tortoise with the Ultimate Sex Drive Bangs All the Shelled Skanks on Galápagos
White people are soon going to be in need of such a hero.
Read More »Grotesquely Obese Dykes Make a Fortune Teaching Other People How to Cook “Slimming Recipes”
But they're still obese...
Read More »Jupiter is Shooting Space Rocks at Earth “Like a Sniper”
How can we defend against weaponized space rocks?
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