Author: Andrew Anglin
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Vatican Putting Archbishop Carlo Maria Vigano on Trial for Denying the Legitimacy of the “Anal Pope”
He’s not the Pope.
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Bibi Goes Ape After IDF Spokesman Says Hamas Cannot be Defeated
Hamas is Solid Snake. What are you going to do to Solid Snake?
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Putin Says the Obvious: Demand to Withdraw Troops Part of US Plot to Escalate Conflict
But this is part of a bigger thing happening, that is happening in the Middle East and in the Pacific: the US is pushing for a world war.
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California: Jury Orders British-Cypriot Billionaire to Give Slut $900 Million for 3-Year-Long Rapefest
#FreeAlki
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Russia and North Korea Sign Military and Economic Pact
Well, that escalated quickly.
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Hezbollah Warns of Coming “War Without Rules or Ceilings,” Threatens to Bomb Cyprus
Nasrallah has never been known to talk shit.
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Experts Warn of Impending Terrorist Attacks on US Soil
Well. They’re probably right.
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Despite There Being No Criminal Charges, Matt Gaetz is Accused by Committee of Having Low Ethics
This whole concept of “House ethics” is dumb and illegal.
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American EV Startup “Fisker” Files for Bankruptcy as Chinese EVs Take Over the World
No one could have predicted this.
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Dudes Have Microplastic in Their Penises (It’s the Only Problem on Earth That Can’t be Solved by Windmills or Wars)
[CONTAINS SPECIAL RAP SONG AND SEXUAL STORY]
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Putin Vows to Support Heroic Koreans (Real Koreans, Not Capitalist Traitor American Pets) Against Anal Empire
This is all becoming more and more like the sitcom “Welcome Back, Kotter.”
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UK: Kids Getting Fatter and Shorter, Widespread “Significant Decline in Health” to Cause National Crisis
[RAP SONG]
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State Department Pushes Sale of Even More Drones and Missiles to Taiwan
“Well, it didn’t work in the Ukraine, so let’s give Taiwan a try.” -Uncle Samantha (tranny)
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New Zealand: 25-Year-Old Rugby Player Killed Suddenly by Medical Event
Brought to you by Pfizer.
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Black Former CNBC Analyst Accused of Massive Fraud Arrested After Being on the Lam in Seattle for 3 Years
How is this dude just chilling in Seattle for three years? I don’t understand.