Author: Andrew Anglin
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UPDATE: Vince McMahon Forced Out of WWE After Accusations of Pooping on a Hooker’s Head
I don’t believe this at all.
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No Worries: 50-Year-Old Celebrity Who Died Suddenly Actually Died from Being Too Drunk
So, everyone should learn the lesson: if you’re drunk, be careful what position you fall asleep in!
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Sky News Apologizes After Host Compares Gaza Genocide to the Nazis
They did not apologize to the Nazis – they apologized to the baby-killing Jews!
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Singapore: Teen Chinese White Supremacist Sent to Counseling After Being Accused of Planning Violence
There’s no evidence he planned anything.
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House Republican Bill Trying to Stop Biden’s Border Patrol from Cutting Razor Wire
The razor wire makes it difficult for Border Patrol agents to help the migrants.
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Spanish Serial Kisser to Face Trial, Possible Jail Time Over Doomed Peck at Women’s World Cup
PRISON SENTENCE OF ONE TO FOUR YEARS!
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Arab NYU Professor Suspended for Telling Students Hamas Didn’t Behead Babies
Where’s the evidence, Jews?
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Man Who Tried to Bribe Kari Lake on Secret Recording Foolishly Doesn’t Claim It’s AI
Why would he not at least try to make that claim? Getting caught lying about that would be much less extreme than what he said on the tape.
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That Bitch Who Murdered Her Boyfriend Sentenced to Two Years’ Probation
It’s okay because she was high on weed. You can kill people now if you’re high on weed. It’s legal.
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Memetic Monday: Wednesday Edition
Just a bit late, that’s all.
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Sean Strickland’s Anti-Homo Rant Might Have Been Cringe, But It’s a Good Sign
A couple of years ago, this would have been impossible.
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Hohols Shoot Down Russian Plane Filled with Their Own POWs
This is such a weird war.
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Nimrata Randhawa Won 43% of the Vote in New Hampshire
This is a chill wind blowing.
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Competency Crisis: British Flight to New York Canceled After Passenger Notices There’s No Bolts on the Wing
Affirmative Action is finally collapsing society.
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It Begins: Maryland Principal Claims Audio of Him Saying Politically Incorrect Things is AI-Generated
An anonymously leaked recording means literally nothing in the year 2024.