We are living in an insane asylum.
Read More »Hungary Pulls Out of Eurovision, Homosexuals and Wahmen Worst Hit!
Your move, Euros.
Read More »Donald Trump Surprises Afghanistan for Thanksgiving, Lies About Being in Control of the US Military
He does not make policies, this man.
Read More »1 in 4 Britons Risk Early Death from Sitting Too Much, Researchers Warn
What is the government doing to help people improve their health though?
Read More »Maybe Americans Should Start Rioting and Waving Chinese Flags?
I just can't even at this point.
Read More »I’m Thankful for You, Reader
Always remember the good things, always be thankful for these things.
Read More »School of Landwhales to Hold “Anti-Diet Festival” in London
“Let faith oust fact; let fancy oust memory; I look deep down and do believe.”
Read More »Boys Born to Older Mothers Have Higher Risk of Health Problems, Study Suggests
Women have a hard time understanding that the womb is there to be used.
Read More »Jew Bloomberg Says America Needs “An Awful Lot More Immigrants”
This Jew wants to destroy America with even more low IQ hordes from the third world.
Read More »Girl Scouts Warn Parents Not to Force Their Daughters to Hug Family Members This Holiday Season
Hugs can be a form of rape too.
Read More »Blacks Attack Jewish Teens in Brooklyn – Facebook Posts Responsible?
It's time to shut the internet down for good, in order to protect Jews from niggers!
Read More »Air Force Lieutenant General Loses a Star for Fat-Shaming a Female Airman
Women's feelings are considered the most precious treasure of the West.
Read More »Trump Signs Bill Supporting Terrorist Revolution in China
America is democracy heroes.
Read More »Manly Advice: Do Not Spend the Holidays Trying to Redpill Your Family! Don’t Even Mention Politics!
This is the best advice anyone will ever give you.
Read More »Jewish Anti-Defamation League Posts Another List of Social Media Accounts They Demand be Banned Immediately
Jews are the biggest enemy to free political speech.
Read More »Woman “Academic” is Laughed Off Stage by Men While Receiving Award for Sexual Harassment “Research”
Women in academia are nothing but a waste of resources.
Read More »Sweden: Municipalities Who Took in Rapefugees to Cut Public Utilities and Social Services to Swedes
SVERIGE JA!
Read More »Boston Cops Poised to Unleash Robo-Dog on Prostrate Populace!
Why do the cops need these robots?
Read More »Germany: Killdozer Army Descends on Berlin as Farmers Protest Green Taxes!
What can we learn from this?
Read More »Hollywood: Machete-Wielding Democrat Chases Cop, Nearly Executes Him Before Being Shot by Other Cop
He committed a full-blown crime spree before this happened.
Read More »Jesse Lee Peterson CRUSHES Israeli Jew Turning Point USA Shill
Jew was overconfident, and he got all tripped up when he got hit up by the hard-r Groyper Jesse Lee.
Read More »Tucker Says He’s Rooting for Russia in the Ukraine Conflict, Yids Flip Lids
How dare you?
Read More »Car Manufacturer Renault Makes Lesbian Love Story Video
Wait, what?
Read More »Obese Children are Literally Brain Damaged, According to MRI Scans
As fat increases, humanity decreases.
Read More »Crisis Actor Dog Conan Gets “Hero’s Welcome” at the White House
This is all a 100% true story, and accurate.
Read More »Vegan Men are the Best at Sex and Can Last Longer in Bed, According to Netflix
The vegan diet produces some pretty impressive results.
Read More »Racist Cinemas Banning Showing of British Gangster Film After Machete Gang Attack, Other Incidents
Racism is everywhere these days.
Read More »White Child is Making a Full Recovery After Democrat Threw Him from Mall Balcony
This is certainly good news.
Read More »Germany: Up to a Billion Euros’ Worth of Historical Artefacts Stolen from Dresden Museum
Probably diversity.
Read More »UK: Chief Rabbi is Out Campaigning Against Labour
The Jews are in a bit of a pickle with the whole Islamization thing.
Read More »Post-Wall Porn Whore Mindy Robinson Falsely Claims Groypers Drove Fake Black Conservative to Attempt Suicide
GROYPER HARASSMENT!
Read More »Paris March Against Male Violence: Feminists Fight Over Dark Dick
Are women oppressed by the Patriarchy or by invading brown-skinned savages?
Read More »Man Pretending to be a Female Handball Player Towers Over Real Women
Completely unexpected.
Read More »Germany: Biggest Bank to Replace 18,000 Workers with Robots by 2022
Need for Mexicans is accelerating.
Read More »Nearly Half of Americans Want to Exercise But Claim They Don’t Have Time
If you can't think it through, think around it.
Read More »Organized Eco-Warrior Monkeys Fighting for Earth are Attacking EVERYONE in India
The time to stand with the macaques is NOW.
Read More »British Tabloid Says Epstein’s Mossad Madam Preparing to Come Out of Hiding
I believe a source said it.
Read More »Shock as Chinese CIA Agent “Betrays America” to Home Country of China
But is he actually a traitor if he was serving his own country?
Read More »Romania: Ship with 14,000 Sheep Aboard Capsizes!
It was Moslems steering the thing...
Read More »Gorilladelphia: Sheboon Attacks Two 16-Year-Old White Catholic Schoolgirls on Street
Another obvious anti-white hate crime swept under the rug.
Read More »Geriatric Jew Billionaire Bloomberg Announces Candidacy for President
I simply cannot explain to you how bored I am right now.
Read More »Tesla Stock Plummets 6% After Elon Musk Breaks Windows Out of Cybertruck on Stage
Seriously, what the hell is wrong with this guy?
Read More »Revealed: Another Jew Traitor Gave Atom Bomb Secrets to Soviets
Another atom bomb traitor has been revealed after 70 years. No surprise, he turns out to be a Jew.
Read More »Rudy Giuliani Attacks Fox News Bastard, Says Niggas Tryin to Put He Ass in Da Groun
I’ve seen some good boomer interviews in my time.
Read More »Birmingham: Cinema Stormed by Machete Gang! 100 Man Brawl!
We need more money for them programs.
Read More »Michelle Malkin Defends Groypers Again, Says It’s the Kids That are Brave, Not Her
She is not backing down.
Read More »BASED Jew Dave Smith Takes Down KIKE Jew Ben Shapiro
lol @ a Jew being honest.
Read More »London Tube: Traitor Haji Female Defends Evil Kike from Heroic Nigger
"Diversity is our greatest strength" is such a fundamentally ridiculous lie that it leaves people thunderstruck.
Read More »True Conservatism is Coming for Your Butthole, Lad
So my advice to you is to start conserving some lube.
Read More »So About This New $1,000 Half-Life Game…
Wait, how much is it?
Read More »Boomer Rumbling Activated! TruNews Puts on Armor of God to Condemn Jewish War Against Trump!
Boomers are waking up.
Read More »NYT Jew Bret Stephens Says Israel is Unsafe in “America First World”
This is why the entire pro-Israel fake conservative establishment is fighting anybody who is America First.
Read More »Charlie Kirk Claims He Just Wants to Have a “Dialogue in Good Faith”
Really Charlie? Then why not just debate Nick Fuentes? Why all the theatrics?
Read More »Biracial Jew Chink Demands Facebook Suppress Last Remnants of White Free Speech
We need to get goyim speech down to zero.
Read More »US Sanctions Iranian Official Over Country’s Internet Censorship
Oh this is rich.
Read More »Whataburger Apologizes to Drag Queen Demon Creature After It was Denied Entry at Austin Restaurant
That's some hot stuff.
Read More »Dead Nigger Storage: Dallas Man Discovered in Apartment had Been Dead for Three Years
Yikes.
Read More »We are All Incels Now (There is No Such Thing as a Volcel)
We are all in this together.
Read More »Cybertruck: Elon Musk Introduces Picasso El Camino, Breaks Windows on Stage
lol what is happening?
Read More »Jew Groyper Finds Clip Proving Nick Fuentes Loves the Jews
Well, I think we can put this whole "Nick Fuentes is an anti-Semite" thing to rest.
Read More »Jew Lawyers for Jew Epstein’s Victims Demand Sweatless Prince Talk to the FBI
It's all a gigantic farce.
Read More »Cocksucking Faggot Shep Smith Gives Speech About Threats to Press Freedom
Orange Man said a mean thing.
Read More »VICTORY: Finland Gets First Gender-Neutral Fire Station!
Fire will be the great equalizer... Or maybe not.
Read More »Based Zoomer Charged with “Hate Crime” for Playing Hilarious Prank on Basketball Classmate
Making jokes on the internet is now a felony, apparently.
Read More »Gerudo Diplomats in Trouble for Sexual Harassment of Zelda and Her Daughter
I'm thinking of getting a Nintendo Switch just to play Breath of the Wild.
Read More »Bibi Netanyahu Indicted
You put all of these Jews in the same place and they start acting like black people in prison.
Read More »Dubai Bar Finds Solution to the Obesity Crisis – Make the Fatties Drink Themselves to Death!
The Final Solution is at hand.
Read More »But Why are You Allowed to Make “Holocaust Denial” Jokes on Netflix Tho?
We're told Nick's Cookie Monster bit is pure evil. But Norm MacDonald made basically the exact same joke - actually more extreme - on Netflix.
Read More »Matteo Salvini Just Followed Nick Fuentes on Twitter
I think it is fair to say "It's Happening."
Read More »They’re All JEWISH! Trump About to be Done in by Cabal of Kikes at Impeachment Hearing!!
The whole shtetl is here!
Read More »Fake Conservative Blogger Matt Purple Gloats That Nick Fuentes Won’t be Able to Find a Job for Exercising Free Speech
How exactly are these fake conservatives any different than anti-fascists and leftists?
Read More »Macron Unleashes Massacre on His Own People! Paris a War Zone Now!
This is war now.
Read More »Women Should “Manspread” When Sitting Too Because It Prevents Hip and Knee Pain, Expert Says
Patriarchal ways are always healthier.
Read More »Forget About Red-Pilling Your Uber Driver – They’re Monitoring Your Chit-Chat Now!
Kojima predicted thith.
Read More »Prince Andrew Resigns (?) After Bizarre Disaster Interview
This has got to be the weirdest friggin' thing.
Read More »GROYPED: Michael Knowles Cancels OSU Event! YAF in Full Retreat!
Run, faggots!
Read More »Michelle Malkin is MY MOMMY and How Dare You Talk to Her!
Continue doing what is right, continue to follow God, and victory will be ours.
Read More »British Slut Who Died During Tinder Date Belonged to Several BDSM Sites, Claims Man Accused of Her Murder
She was literally asking for it.
Read More »Stefan Molyneux Cucks on Groypers Because of Muh Holocaust
Cry me a river. Who gives a shit?
Read More »Literal Porn Star Attacks Groypers, Alleges We are Masturbating Incels
Huh.
Read More »Vegan Sues Burger King Because His Vegan “Burger” was Cooked on Same Grill as Beef Ones
Vegan burgers are available at a number of different places.
Read More »Teacher Defends Drag Queen at School, Says Parents Don’t Know What’s Best for Their Kids
Some people think that kids belong to Progress, not to their parents.
Read More »Sweden: Prime Minister Says There’s No Connection Between Immigration and Crime
Glad that's settled.
Read More »Bro Don’t Fart on Live TV. Learn to Hold It In. It’s Just Not Right.
This is the sound of Democracy.
Read More »Guards Who Were Supposed to Watch Epstein Brought Up on Charges of Faking Records
AG William Barr is the one who needs to be brought up on charges for letting Epstein "commit suicide."
Read More »Literal Homosexual Plagiarist Benny Johnson Dumps Cache of Hilarious Nick Fuentes Clips!
The system fears the lulz.
Read More »Apollonian Filipina Takes on Zioclops and His Jewish Anti-Free Speech Agenda
I wasn't even hoping for this. God bless you, Michelle.
Read More »BEST THING: Nick Fuentes Appears with Alex Jones to Discuss the Groypers on the Move!
I love this so, so much.
Read More »Israel, Israel, Israel! Trump Says That West Bank Settlements are No Longer Illegal
It really is just disgusting, the way this guy simply cannot get the Jewish cock out of his mouth.
Read More »NYT Bestselling Author Denise McAllister Endorses Groypers’ Right to Ask Questions
The defections are mounting. Groypers are on the march.
Read More »National Review Writer Will Nardi Says Michelle Malkin Deserves to be Banned from Social Media
How exactly is fake conservative incorporated different from the leftists they claim to fight?
Read More »UK: Tattoo Artists Want Ban on Face Tattoos for Young People!
Tattoo artists are the last honest people left.
Read More »Moscow: FSB Raids Antifa Spawning Ground, Physically Removes Emerging Goon Threat!
Antifa has been physically removed.
Read More »Royal Solidarity: Queen Elizabeth Riding Deep with Prince Andrew!
What is up with this family?
Read More »The Internet is Super Excited About the 50th Anniversary of the Young America’s Foundation
There's more excitement surrounding this than there is surrounding caramelized onions.
Read More »Young America’s Foundation Fires Michelle Malkin for Supporting Nick Fuentes and the Groyper Army
Looks like even Michelle Malkin is too hardcore for fake conservative incorporated now.
Read More »Revolt Against the Modern Burger
I’ve had some good burgers in my time. Uh I... I love a good swiss, melted swiss cheese and mush- roasted mushrooms and caramelized onions on a burger. Uh that is hot stuff, you can get that at- at a number of different places.
Read More »Groyper Supreme Commander Nick Fuentes Gets Viciously Smeared on the Top of Drudge!
This is the fire rising.
Read More »I’ve had Some Good Burgers in My Time
Great minds truly do think alike.
Read More »Mike Cernovich Tries to Get on the Right Side of the Groyper War
Who knows what the hell is going on with this weirdo.
Read More »Creepy: Utterly Disgusting Old Women are Deceiving Men with Full-On Facelifts
These nightmarish monsters are walking among humans using their skin disguises.
Read More »Young America’s Foundation Issues Public Statement Denouncing the Groyper Army
Another fake conservative shill organization shows its fear of the groyper army!
Read More »Republicans Lose Louisiana Governor’s Race
Maybe if the Republicans talked more about low black unemployment numbers, they would have won!
Read More »UK: Video Shows Gang of Pakis Attacking Hapless Bong in London
Pakistanis have a right to defend their city from foreign invaders.
Read More »Airman Demoted for Not Hating His Race
Wrongthink is definitely not allowed in the military.
Read More »Maximum 30-Year Sentence Handed to Nicaraguan Savage Who Strangled His Beanshark to Death in NY
He'll be serving it in a Nicaraguan prison, too.
Read More »Cyprus: Police Seize an Israeli Spy Van
Not even the small island country of Cyprus is immune to Israeli espionage activities.
Read More »“Pope” Francis Doubles Down on “Mother Earth” Heresy, Says “It’s a Duty” to Introduce New “Sin Against Ecology”
Not driving a Tesla and not using yachts instead of planes may become a sin.
Read More »Las Vegas: Cigar-Shaped UFO “Glowing from the Inside” Hurtles Across Sky
Who or what is behind these things?
Read More »Joker Becomes First R-Rated Movie to Break the $1 Billion Mark
People should see the movie, if they haven't.
Read More »Florida Family Starves Toddler to Death with Vegan Diet
SAD!
Read More »Uganda: Chimpanzees Declare War on Blacks, Multiple Skirmishes, Casualties on Both Sides
The forces of darkness are encountering unexpected resistance.
Read More »Tucker Talks to Guy Who Thinks Letting Tech Companies Control Our Elections is Bad
What this faggot doesn't understand is that you should build your own Google.
Read More »Weird Hong Kong CIA Faggots Shoot Cop with an Arrow
We're right up on a Maidan-type situation here, lads.
Read More »Buttigieg Straight Up Your Ass: Anal Candidate Surging in Iowa Among Weird Disaster Situation
It doesn't really matter. Trump can't lose.
Read More »Groyper War: We Won!
I'm excited to see what Supreme Groyper Commander Nick Fuentes decides is our next move.
Read More »Fertility Expert Urges Women to Stop Looking for “Mr. Right” and to Have Kids with “Mr. Good Enough”
How else are women supposed to find Mr. Right if not by tasting all penises?
Read More »Bolivia: Scores of Morales Supporters Shot by Mommy Occupation Government as Indio Uprising Begins!
Rule by mommy is violent and chaotic.
Read More »Microsoft Xbox Announces Video Game with Transgender Lead Character
I'd prefer a game about the Gender Unicorn poking kids with its horn.
Read More »Gentleman Assad Absolutely DUNKS on Jeffrey Epstein Suicide Story
Hello, BASED department?
Read More »Crisis Averted: NASA Renames Nazi Asteroid to Avoid Hurting Jew Feels
I, for one, will continue calling the space rock "Ultima Thule."
Read More »“Vagina Museum” to Open in London Because People Need to Talk About Vaginas
Why are you not talking about vaginas?
Read More »The War on Vape Nation has Begun
Somebody's got to stop these boomers!
Read More »Shaved Ape Receives Life for Kidnapping Eight-Year-Old White Girl from Street
Another white child scarred for life by diversity.
Read More »Meghan McCain to Roger Stone: “Rot in Hell”
McCain is pure evil and ultimate fatness.
Read More »Deeezghusting Kike Jonah Goldberg Gets Groyped, Says Michelle Malkin is an Insane Anti-Semite!
Go back to Israel, KIKE!
Read More »Weirdo Swedish Police Refuse to Arrest Gang Leaders, Offer Pizza and Coffee to Them Instead
How has Sweden not risen up yet?
Read More »Bratty Little Black Sambo CJ Pearson Turns Against America First Because He Loves Israel and the Jews
SCANDALOUS BETRAYAL!
Read More »Groyper War: Charlie Kirk Gets SQUASHED LIKE AN INSECT in Houston! Flees Event with Jeering Mob in Pursuit!
Wow dude. I almost feel bad for Charlie Kirk. No I don't.
Read More »Groyper War: Ben Shapiro Refuses to Debate Nick Fuentes Because He Made a Joke About Him While Playing GTA 5
I spat out a whole mouthful of taurine and B12.
Read More »MASSIVE CONTROVERSY: Some Football Coach in Germany Told His Players to Play Like Men!!!
The end is nigh.
Read More »Nike Freaked Out by Amazon World Domination Plan, Pulls Merch from Website
They'd better be afraid.
Read More »Indio Morales Says He was Victim of CIA Coup, Says He Might Return!
Go off, King of the Indios!
Read More »Syracuse University Students Petition School to Allow Them to Choose Race of Roommates!
B-based?
Read More »Hong Kong: Old Man Dies After Getting Hit in the Head with a Brick
This is the edge of doom.
Read More »Surprise Surgery: Paki Gynecologist Butchered Women’s Reproductive Systems
Surprise!
Read More »Groyper War: North Carolina was a Learning Experience – Let’s Study What Happened
They are evolving. We too must evolve.
Read More »“Yeah, We Stole All the Money!” – Horrid Old Boomer Wench Dunks on Youth
Push the Boomers out to sea on ice sheets!
Read More »If I’m Going to be Honest… I Liked the Original Sonic Design Better
Is this really an improvement?
Read More »Groyper War: Dave Rubin Says He Won’t Talk to Nick Fuentes Because He Made Fun of Him on Twitter Dot Com
I am so tired of Jews.
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