Category: Featured Stories
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Washington: Seattle to Pay $10 Milly Because Cops Were Mean to BLM Rioters
A small victory for looters everywhere.
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Iran Launches Three Satellites That Improve Capabilities of Ballistic Missiles
Meanwhile, America keeps deteriorating.
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Philadelphia City Council Considering Curfew on Restaurants Because of Zombie Drug Addicts
How about they physically remove the addicts instead?
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Pictures of a Young Superman Show What a Healthy Man Looks Like When He’s Not on Steroids
This is useful.
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UPDATE: Vince McMahon Forced Out of WWE After Accusations of Pooping on a Hooker’s Head
I don’t believe this at all.
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No Worries: 50-Year-Old Celebrity Who Died Suddenly Actually Died from Being Too Drunk
So, everyone should learn the lesson: if you’re drunk, be careful what position you fall asleep in!
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Men “Weaponizing” AI Against Women, Making Pornographic Deep Fakes of Taylor Swift
If women were smart, they’d be happy that videos and audio are no longer to be trusted.
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Sky News Apologizes After Host Compares Gaza Genocide to the Nazis
They did not apologize to the Nazis – they apologized to the baby-killing Jews!
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Trump Ordered to Pay $83.3 Million for Contradicting E. Jean Carroll, Saying He Didn’t Rape Her
It’s illegal to contradict women.
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Japan: Ukrainian Woman Wins Miss Universe Japan Title
It was a legit contest, I’m sure.
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Pope Francis Says Blessings for LGBTQ Couples Actually Just Blessing Two Individuals at the Same Time
He must think people are stupid.
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Singapore: Teen Chinese White Supremacist Sent to Counseling After Being Accused of Planning Violence
There’s no evidence he planned anything.
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House Republican Bill Trying to Stop Biden’s Border Patrol from Cutting Razor Wire
The razor wire makes it difficult for Border Patrol agents to help the migrants.
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Spanish Serial Kisser to Face Trial, Possible Jail Time Over Doomed Peck at Women’s World Cup
PRISON SENTENCE OF ONE TO FOUR YEARS!
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Female Brute Tortures and Kills Animals Live on YouTube
She didn’t do anything worse than the Jews do.