Category: Featured Stories
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US Catholic Bishops Defy Pope Francis’ Calls for Climate Action
Francis is a nightmare Pope.
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Meat is Healthy – Meat Industry Asserts Itself, Finally
Cows turn grass into meat. It’s amazing. It’s the epitome of “sustainability.” Further, cow shit is a magic fertilizer.
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UK: University to Go Vegan After Fewer Than 3% of Students Vote for It
Democracy wins again.
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“Coronavirus” Lockdowns Caused Permanent Brain Damage in Old People
Well, at least they didn’t die from the flu.
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Memetic Monday: Late and Crappy
It could be worse. It’d be hard.
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Disney SEC Filing Admits That Their Ideological War Against the Customers is Not Going Well
Isn’t it illegal for Disney to purposefully lose all this money?
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Censorious Baby-Killer Musk Praises Mass Slaughter by the Jews
What the hell is this guy doing?
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France: Government Cracking Down on “Vigilantism” in Wake of Vibrant Stabbing
The cops won’t do their job. Of course the people will.
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Ireland: Conor McGregor Investigated for Hate Speech After Stabbing
How dare he insult someone who stabs kids.
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Technical Difficulties – Regularly Scheduled Programming Resumes Presently
Technical difficulties strike regularly when you have my problems.
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Wealthy Jewish Families Staying Away from Ivy League Because of Pro-Palestine Students
Maybe don’t kill babies if you don’t want people to hate you?
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NYC Mayor Warns Migrant Crisis Soon to be “More Visible Than Ever”
Scientists are working hard to understand the concept of “wall” and “door.”
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Germany: Jew Singer Confesses He Made Up Story About Antisemitic Discrimination
The Jews are always making this stuff up.
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America to Literally Suck Carbon Dioxide Out of the Air in Evil Plot to End Life on Earth
Plants need carbon dioxide.
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UK: Tommy Robinson Arrested, Pepper-Sprayed While Serving the Jews
He apparently gets paid well for this.