Category: Featured Stories
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Memetic Monday: Doomed to a Life of Happiness
Week #3 of the Illness Revelations has begun on a site that is running very well despite the massive ongoing post-7/10 (10/7 for fat people) DDoSing. You can see the themes in the banner. You can see that some of them we’ve done and some we haven’t. So, we need to knock those out and…
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Trump is on Trial for Fraud, I Guess? Is Anyone Even Following This?
It’s better press than going to the debates.
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Citing War in Israel, Florida Governor DeSantis Suspends Habeas Corpus, Begins Mass Arrests
The governor is acting under advisement of an IDF commander.
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Freedom March: Daily Stormer Seems Snappy as Anglin Declares Continued Revelations
The Illness Revelations will continue this week with big features, much better than previous ones.
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40% of People Killed by Israel in Gaza are Children, UN Warns
The UN is clearly anti-Semitic.
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Spain: Number of Invaders in the Canary Islands Breaks Previous Record
And they just keep coming…
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Invaders Refuse Money to Leave New York City, Determined to Continue Enriching It
Why would you want to get rid of your greatest strength like that?
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Welsh Government to Add 50% Female Quota for Parliament Candidates, Count Trannies as Women
Ideally, 100% of Parliament should be trannies.
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HAPPENING: Tens of Thousands March on White House Screaming “ALLAHU AKBAR – FUCK JOE BIDEN”
This is an Illness Revelations article AND filler (a truly dynamic duo). I know it’s current events, and we’re trying to keep current events out of the Illness Revelations official category, but we have to consider, [INSERT YOUR NAME], my dear personal friend with whom I have a meaningful parasocial relationship: people will be reading…
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You’re Lucky If You’re Even Reading This
The Illness Revelations have barely even begun. But they’re not happening today because the site is basically totally down.
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It Makes Me Wish I was Dead
I can’t do the bit. This is filler.
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Satellite Images of Gaza Show More Than 1,000 Craters, Hospitals and Schools Destroyed
The Jews can’t keep claiming everyone always hates them for no reason.
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The Guy Who Invented Daylight Savings Should be Thrown Off a Speeding Double-Decker Bus
It’s a living nightmare.
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UK: Freedom Officially Dead After Gimp Man Banned from Wearing Gimp Suit, Wriggling on the Ground
A woman judge did it, of course.
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Joe Biden is Committing a Genocide. That’s Not an Opinion. It’s Incontrovertible Fact.
Joe Biden is going to be heading into 2024 with a 30% approval rating.