Category: Featured Stories
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The Guy Who Invented Daylight Savings Should be Thrown Off a Speeding Double-Decker Bus
It’s a living nightmare.
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UK: Freedom Officially Dead After Gimp Man Banned from Wearing Gimp Suit, Wriggling on the Ground
A woman judge did it, of course.
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Joe Biden is Committing a Genocide. That’s Not an Opinion. It’s Incontrovertible Fact.
Joe Biden is going to be heading into 2024 with a 30% approval rating.
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Gavin Newsom Announces He’s Sending Weapons to Hamas
Newsom has held a press conference responding to DeSantis’ plans to arm the IDF.
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BOOM: NBC Reports West in Negotiations with the Ukraine for SURRENDER!
I believe this is real news, but I am also not totally convinced this will happen.
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Attention Women: These “Missing Persons” Posters the Jews are Putting Up are a Trap
Jews are putting razors under the posters now, by the way.
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Police Investigating NJ High School Boys Who Used AI to Generate Nudes of Female Classmates
What’s even the crime here?
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Another Bitch Just Remembered the Aerosmith Guy Sexually Assaulted Her in the 1970s
Took you a while…
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Russian City Faces Outbreak of Snow Penises
It cannot be stopped.
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Croatian FM Accused of “Violence” for Kissing Oozing Tub of Lard Baerbock on the Cheek
He’s doomed.
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Disney Releasing Fourth Consecutive George Floyd Animated Film Despite Massive Losses
What mechanism is enforcing this George Floydism on the corporate world?
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Ronny Transferring Florida Resources to the Jews, Says He’s Planning to Send Weapons (?!?)
It’s over, Ronny, you little piglet.
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“Anti-Semitism” Narrative is Blowing Up as Jews Try to Shut Down Criticism of Mass Child Murder
“They hate me for no reason because I murder children” is not a viable narrative.
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Brandon Announces Campaign to Fight “Islamophobia” Amidst Backlash Against Support for Israel
This is bad, bad, bad crisis management.
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US: Survey Says 24% of American Adults Say They Know Someone Who Died from the Vax
42% are also stupid enough to think they can sue Pfizer.