Category: US
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Florida: Envious Cops Report Fellow Officer’s Harem of Teenage Girls, Ruin His Life
There are no victims, so where’s the crime?
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Trump Convicted of 34 Counts of Paying Off Hooker Using the Wrong Bank Account
The third Trump campaign is literally the same thing as the third Star Wars trilogy.
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Three Machete-Wielding People of Color (Formerly “Colored People” or “Coloreds”) Enrich Unspecified Man at Times Square McDonald’s in CD Dispute
Embrace tradition.
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Texas: Smugglers Moving in Hordes of Invasive Entities Inside Horse Trailers
Rolling rolling rolling keep them doggies rolling.
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New York: Met Museum’s Injun Art Curator Accused of Being Fake Injun
Another one?
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Migrants Bite Cop During Brawl at Roosevelt Hotel Shelter
We need more money for anti-biter lessons.
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Ayatollah Sends Message of Support to ABSOLUTE KINGS Protesting on College Campuses
KINGS.
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Watch: Driver Attempts to Run Over Orthodox Jews in Brooklyn
He was allegedly jamming to Blue Oyster Cult.
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Trump Considering Giving Elon Musk White House Advisory Role
Trump is looking pretty desperate.
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Vanity Fair Edits Out Guy Pearce’s Palestine Pin from Photo Shoot
I guess if you’re sick of Jews killing kids in Palestine, you’re definitely also sick of dealing with Jews in Hollywood.
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Popular YouTuber’s Mother Refused Lung Transplant Because She Isn’t Vaxed Against Covid
You thought Covid was over, didn’t you?
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ET-Like Creature Caught on Camera Visiting Las Vegas Backyard with Pal, Expert Confirms
The smart aliens say you have to obey the Jews and stop eating meat, goy.
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Air Force Pilot Ejects from $135M F-35B Fighter Jet Before Crash in New Mexico
Kids in the Ukraine could have used that plane.
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Hollywood Movies Should Show Cows Melting People with Their Farts, Researchers Say
They did make that one movie about the effects of global warming. I forget the name.
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Florida: Town in Crisis After Two Separate Attacks on Anal Crosswalk
We’re gonna need to add a pile of dildos next to the pile of shoes.