Category: Featured Stories
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Nigga, Your Boy Back
We always on our job.
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Watch: Jew Mayorkas Says Secret Service Should Not Allow Former Presidents to be Shot
I really appreciate the apology, Jew.
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World Leaders Condemn Violence Against Trump’s Ear
Intact ears are a pillar of democracy.
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Man Who Died at Trump Rally Revealed as Volunteer Fireman Corey Comperatore
He died while shielding his family.
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“Lone Gunman Narrative Raises Too Many Questions”
The choices are “everyone is too competent” and “everyone is incompetent.”
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I’m Going to Sleep for Like 15 Hours and Then Quadruple Down on “Aim for the Ear” Theory
This fixes the other article. But I’m going to fix it even worse tomorrow.
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The Trump Shooting Means He Wins the Election, And It Means America is Going to War for Israel
We are looking at a worst case scenario here.
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(New Trump Shooting Article Coming – Obviously, I’m Not Taking This Sunday Off)
Just wanted to let everyone know I’m not leaving you with pro and cons of beards after one of the most important events in history. Should be up by 9ish, but I’m going all out. This is gonna be a long one and you’ll like it.
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The Beard Question
I can’t actually answer the question meaningfully.
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New Rule: Respecting the Sabbath and Resting
If this doesn’t aid the de-slumping, it’s possible it will be rethought.
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Donald Trump Shot!
Well, that escalated… pretty slowly, actually.
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Back on Top Again (Meme Pandering – This is a Meme Post)
These are memes.
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UN: White Population Declining Faster Than Expected, Everyone Must be Replaced with Niggers
Replacing whites with niggers will change the weather…?
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Finally: Science Makes Suit That Lets You Drink Your Own Piss
Now this is good news.
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UK Now Considering Common Sense Crossbow Control Laws Because Women Too Fat to Dodge
No one is asking if the women deserved it.