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Why... does Facebook allow this?

This whole narrative is about to get nuked in favor of wartime jingoism.

Buckle up.

This mask debacle should demonstrate with absolute finality that these people either have no idea what is going on or they are causing a crisis on purpose. 

People are scared of the flu because they're under a spell.

There'll be plenty of Holocaust fan fiction for future generations.

Children don't believe everyone to be equal.

The nightmare is just getting started.

"The economy collapsing" is not limited to the stock market, you retards.

Why did they lie about this in the first place? Were they trying to cause the virus to spread?

Skinhatism of the purest kind.

Healthy people have nothing to fear from the flu.

He'd be pretty disappointed to learn that coronavirus is just the flu.

That Zoom app sounds like a fun place.

The threat is the response, not the virus.

It is a darkly funny situation.

Yes, during a flu outbreak, hospitals do get overwhelmed.

What a traumatizing event.

This is the beginning of the end of everything.

This is a fun story. Many laughs.

Joe Biden is an expert on this shit, faggot.

The jig is up.

He's basically president for life now, so he'd better keep the laughs coming.

It's time to wake up to the truth.

I just can't even take it anymore.

We have officially entered into a new stage of human decline.

Yeah, a bunch of fit military guys in their twenties are going to die. Sigh.

The evangelicals are finally going to get their End Times.

Out, out, out!

Twitter decides what you are allowed to think.

Goats are smarter than people.

I hope he dies. But he won't.

True story.

It's all real.

Coronavirus is literally my hero.

They should be.

Thinking certain thoughts may become a crime.

It's surprising that people aren't rioting.

No one could have predicted this.

I don't think this will help.

More brainwashing for this worldwide social experiment.

Swebola is the deadliest of all diseases.

This is a society that is literally too stupid to exist. It is fitting that it will end in the dumbest way imaginable. 

There's a first time for everything.

This is sexual exploitation of men.

We know whatever happens over the next 20 years is going to create an extreme dystopia. So it might as well be a comedic dystopia. 

Slut-shaming works.

"Even if you’re not sure if it’s a crime or not, you should report it so we can investigate."

Fighting coronavirus is worse than coronavirus.

No one knows when this is going to end.

This is the most important thing I've ever written.

What are they going to do? Put people in camps?

Hobby Lobby did mass firings after they were forced to close.

We shouldn't forget who did this. 

Why hoax this bullshit when you've got Coronavirus to hoax people with?

The government thinks it is playing Rimworld with our entire society. 

Is it all over? For good?

Pretty anti-Semitic to say this is "unethical." It's an age-old trope that Jews are unethical.

I'll believe it when I see it.

Kids these days don't know the meaning of hard work.

"I survived Coronavirus and all I got was $1,200." 

I don't really see how it can survive this.

Coronavirus has caused whatever was holding the remnants of sanity together to snap.

Suggestions on what to buy with your Trumpbux.

Bro it's not happening.

They are making an example of Jones.

Jews would never commit a crime in all of history. They're God's chosen ones.

Crazy whore may have been possessed by a demon.

Mass hysteria is driving people over the edge.

Coronavirus Doom Cultists are spinning stupid narratives.

The "Famous People Flattener" strikes again!

Not a big news story! Strange!

We are headed towards zero fertility.

Just a private company collecting all your photos to track your behavior. It's to help you.

He's being punished for protecting the West.

Boomers are not worth it.

Finally.

Everything proposed to fight against coronavirus is worse than coronavirus.

Darkies are worse than any virus.

This is mass hysteria and it is the cure that is going to kill you.

Oh, what could have been.

It is an immediate problem.

The cure is worse than the disease. 

The Greeks still haven't cucked.

2020 may end up being the most boring year ever.

Time will tell if the chill strategy wins over the freakout strategy.

There is no escaping this virus.

The global freakout is reaching new heights.

See ya later, kike!

GIMMIE DAT MONEY!

#FreeChoJubin

What is different about America???

These people are sick.

We're gonna make it after all. 

No sane society tolerates this.

Nobody likes fat people.

Greta Thunberg may literally need attention in order to survive.

Whine harder, you weird bitch.

Governments are going to milk this.

He knew the victims, and sometimes used their house "as an address."

I think this hoax was foisted on the people because the US Government is protecting its facial recognition cameras.

Keep spamming videos of people eating dogs, I guess. 

It obviously is much more likely that the US spread this as a bioweapon.

Trump can't even do anything because the media has a gun to his back.

Italians may be in lockdown, but the Pakis are out of control.

These rat bastards...

People are losing their minds because of the response to this pandemic.

This virus is a hoax.

So he is going to dip out and leave white male America to deal with the precedent he set. Wow.

Iran is right!

With such dire projections, what's the point of shutting everything down?

Having a girlfriend is already gay, but having a fat girlfriend is gayer.

This is all of the stuff that Alex Jones warned us about 20 years ago coming to the fore. 

It's supposed to be for the public good, or something.

Come on Rand, buddy - we're gonna make it through this!

The response to the pandemic may be worse than the pandemic itself.

You'd best start believing in NEETs. You are one.

Yes, you can be sent to prison for jokes on the internet. Do not act like a retard.

We don't have any choice.

These arrests are a violation of human rights and free expression.

I don't think it's happening.

Shouldn't people try to make life easier for future generations?

Because of a sad video.

I don't trust them.

Male privilege at its finest.

This is supposed to be the land of abundance!

God Bless You, Kenny Rogers. May you soar where eagles dare.

Whining is never a good deflection strategy. I should be called in to deal with this crisis.

Almost everything in this episode is filler.

She can't keep getting away with it.

I endorse this message.

Imagine being interested in these characters.

It may soon be illegal to disobey trannies.

Il razzismo e vita!

But will it be good for the economy?

What were you expecting?

This could well be the Coronavirus endgame.

Is this a conspiracy or what?

If you don't want to slut-shame, then you're going to get a lot of sluts.

This coronavirus situation can be pretty hilarious.