Category: Featured Stories
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Good News: Drinking Alcohol Every Day Only Takes 2.5 Months Off Your Life
The overall improvement to quality of life is well worth it.
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New Jersey: Female Teacher Arrested for Having Sex with 18-Year-Old Student
There’s no victim here.
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Watch: Mysterious Hooded Figures Loot Oakland Gas Station with Total Impunity
The police are absolutely useless.
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Women in the Ukraine Now Mining Coal as “There Just Aren’t Enough Men Left”
The Ukraine only lost about two dozen men since the start of the conflict.
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RFK Jr. Promises to Open All the Files If He’s Elected – JFK, 9/11, All of Them
Sounds nice.
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Excommunicated! Vatican Expels Archbishop Carlo Maria Viganò! Punished Viganò Lives!
This is the schism. Right here. It just began, officially.
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PSA: If You End Up with a Dead Hooker in Your Hotel Room, CALL A LAWYER, DO NOT TALK TO THE COPS
DO NOT EVER TALK TO THE COPS.
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Orban Makes Surprise Visit to Moscow, Says It’s Time to End Retarded Ukraine War
It’s definitely a sign things are changing. There is a shift.
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The Guardian Publishes Timeline of Biden’s Presidential Gaffes
Biden has a few less talked about “gaffes” involving kids.
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Duo of Russian Pranksters Known for Targeting Western Politicians Get Top State Award
Russia has a sense of humor.
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Japan: Gamers’ Petition to Get Blacked Assassin’s Creed Canceled Goes Over 50K
These Japs just hate the color of the skin for no reason.
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Xi and Putin Propose Expanding Sino-Friendship Security Alliance to Counter NATO
Things are not looking good for the Anal Alliance.
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EU Pumps Chinese EV Tariffs Up to Nearly 40%
The game is already over, bro. You lost. China won.
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Army Veteran Chokes $2,000 30-Year-Old Single Mother Hooker to Death After She Asks for More Money
He screwed this up. He should have been on the phone with a lawyer before leaving the room.
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French Prosecutors Push Rape Charges on Director for Years-Long Rape Spree
Good job, France. You’re America now.