Category: Featured Stories
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Videos Showing Biden Doing Alzheimer’s Stuff are “Cheap Fakes,” White House Claims
Smart move.
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UK: Crimes Involving Acid Increase by 75% in One Year
Time for some common sense acid control.
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Hezbollah Warns of Coming “War Without Rules or Ceilings,” Threatens to Bomb Cyprus
Nasrallah has never been known to talk shit.
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Experts Warn of Impending Terrorist Attacks on US Soil
Well. They’re probably right.
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Italy to Get First Korean “Comfort Woman” Statue
Why?
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Despite There Being No Criminal Charges, Matt Gaetz is Accused by Committee of Having Low Ethics
This whole concept of “House ethics” is dumb and illegal.
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France: Youths Arrested for Alleged Antisemitic Gang Rape of 12-Year-Old Jewess
Who brought those vibrants to France, Jew?
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Utah: Tranny Kills Parents, Gets Caught After Hours-Long Manhunt
Misgendering is a serious offense.
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Fungus Takes Over Cicadas and Turns Them Into Horny Trannies High on Amphetamine
If a fungus can do this to cicadas, what can parasites do to humans?
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Weather Supremacists Spray Paint Stonehenge to Appease Napalm Farts Goddess
If you don’t stop driving your car and flying on planes, cows will melt the planet.
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Texas Leading 19 States Against Extremely Toxic “Green Energy” Transition Mandate
Texas should go ahead and make a separate union.
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Dudes Have Microplastic in Their Penises (It’s the Only Problem on Earth That Can’t be Solved by Windmills or Wars)
[CONTAINS SPECIAL RAP SONG AND SEXUAL STORY]
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Putin Vows to Support Heroic Koreans (Real Koreans, Not Capitalist Traitor American Pets) Against Anal Empire
This is all becoming more and more like the sitcom “Welcome Back, Kotter.”
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UK: Kids Getting Fatter and Shorter, Widespread “Significant Decline in Health” to Cause National Crisis
[RAP SONG]
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State Department Pushes Sale of Even More Drones and Missiles to Taiwan
“Well, it didn’t work in the Ukraine, so let’s give Taiwan a try.” -Uncle Samantha (tranny)