Category: Featured Stories
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UK: Museum Posthumously Declares Brontë Sisters “Genderqueer” Because of Their Pen Names
They’ll be calling them the Brontë brothers within 10 years.
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Pelosi and Other Politicians Visit Satanic Cult Leader and Fugitive Dalai Lama in Order to Anger the Chinese
Someone should ask Pelosi if she supports reinstating slavery in Tibet.
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Trump’s Cuckold SCOTUS Upholds Fednigger Ban Preventing “Domestic Abusers” from Possessing Guns
By federal law, a woman can have you stripped of your weapons by telling a court you were mean to them.
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China Tells EU They Might be Facing a Trade War Over US-Backed EV Tariffs
Europe would be much better off collaborating with China.
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US “Incredibly Concerned” Over Putin Saying He May Provide Weapons to North Korea
Maybe the US should incredibly shut the fuck up and stop being gay?
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Late. Shitty. Whatever.
I do my best. This is the second warning that I’m thinking of taking a rest day.
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Strange: Armenia Officially Recognizes State of Palestine
What’s the game here?
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Canada: Another Scientist Says Government Shut Down Investigation on Mystery Brain Illness
Looks like the government is trying to avoid a massive lawsuit.
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Putin Visits Vietnam, Continues to Gather His Forces Against the Army of Darkness
It’s like Lord of the Rings. It’s also like 2Pac.
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Vatican Putting Archbishop Carlo Maria Vigano on Trial for Denying the Legitimacy of the “Anal Pope”
He’s not the Pope.
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Bibi Goes Ape After IDF Spokesman Says Hamas Cannot be Defeated
Hamas is Solid Snake. What are you going to do to Solid Snake?
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California: Jury Orders British-Cypriot Billionaire to Give Slut $900 Million for 3-Year-Long Rapefest
#FreeAlki
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World’s Largest Pilot Union Wants to Stop Using Language Offensive to People of Anus (Including “Cockpit”)
They can’t concentrate on flying the plane if they feel offended by commonly used words.
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Videos Showing Biden Doing Alzheimer’s Stuff are “Cheap Fakes,” White House Claims
Smart move.
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UK: Crimes Involving Acid Increase by 75% in One Year
Time for some common sense acid control.