Category: Featured Stories
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Arab NYU Professor Suspended for Telling Students Hamas Didn’t Behead Babies
Where’s the evidence, Jews?
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Germany: Steel Production Down to Lowest in 15 Years
This sounds bad.
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Jew Lawyer to Represent Satanist VA Staffer in Case Against “Not Today, Satan” Sign
Secularism is satanism.
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Mutant Lesbian Kills Vegas Pastor in Front of His Children
First it’s “two consenting adults in their own bedroom.”
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Man Who Tried to Bribe Kari Lake on Secret Recording Foolishly Doesn’t Claim It’s AI
Why would he not at least try to make that claim? Getting caught lying about that would be much less extreme than what he said on the tape.
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Pakistan Deported Over 500,000 Afghans in 3 Months
Another 110K left voluntarily.
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That Bitch Who Murdered Her Boyfriend Sentenced to Two Years’ Probation
It’s okay because she was high on weed. You can kill people now if you’re high on weed. It’s legal.
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UK: Charges Dropped Against Man Who Shoved Global Warmers Blocking the Road
The investigation took 8 months.
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Texas Cripple Vows to Keep Installing Useless Razor Wire That Border Patrol Will Remove
The razor wire is about as useless as his legs.
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Israel Attacks United Nations Shelter in Gaza with Tanks
Remember the Holocaust.
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Memetic Monday: Wednesday Edition
Just a bit late, that’s all.
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Nimrata Randhawa Won 43% of the Vote in New Hampshire
This is a chill wind blowing.
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Competency Crisis: British Flight to New York Canceled After Passenger Notices There’s No Bolts on the Wing
Affirmative Action is finally collapsing society.
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It Begins: Maryland Principal Claims Audio of Him Saying Politically Incorrect Things is AI-Generated
An anonymously leaked recording means literally nothing in the year 2024.
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Slutwatch: Arkansas Teacher Pleads Guilty to Having Sex with Student Up to 30 Times
This is what women are up to in their workplace.