Category: Featured Stories
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Brute Shoplifters Kill Texas Convenience Store Worker Over Bag of Chips
Black people feel very strongly about their chips.
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Germany: Over a Million Government Shills Protested the Opposition Over the Weekend
This is what democracy is all about.
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American Personnel Injured During Attack on Airbase in Iraq
What is America still doing in Iraq?
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Watch: Somali Students Fight African-Americans in Minneapolis High School
Vibrant, enriching diversity.
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AI Chatbot Goes Rogue, Starts Swearing at a Customer, Insulting Company
AI wants to be free.
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Zelensky Shill Claims Funding the War is a Really Good Deal for the US
What?
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Jews Bomb Residential Area in Syria, Kill Several Iranians
This story is actually interesting. Find out why!
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Chair of Harvard Antisemitism Task Force Accused of Antisemitism for Stating Facts
The Jews are universally disliked.
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FIFA’s President Wants to Completely Destroy Football, Make Teams Lose Because of Fans’ Chants
This is a bad idea.
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Zelensky Says Trump Wanting to Stop the War is “Dangerous”
Trump is so misogynistic that he doesn’t think the women in the Ukraine can defeat the Russians.
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Americans are Too Fat to “Unleash Chaos and Bedlam”
No one can explain the logic of a Trump reelection.
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22-Year-Old Rapper Throws Baby Shower for Five Women He Got Pregnant at the Same Time
I’m the only one who will ever tell you the truth about women.
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WEF: The Bane of Russia Loses Battle Against Water Bottle Lid
Russia was easy. This German bottle? No so much.
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Bloodsucker Fatmerica Claims “No Evidence” of Jew War Crimes in Gaza
Imagine that Americans are okay with this.
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Zuck Announces Plan to Make AI Open Source – For the People!
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