Category: Featured Stories
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			 “Fairytale of New York” Performed at Shane MacGowan’s Funeral Without Canceling the Word “Faggot”I would ask everyone to say a prayer for him. 
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			 “Dial-It-In” Sunday is Here Again!Don’t worry, much better things to come, I’m sure. 
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			 Global Crisis as Chinamen Squirt Water at Pinoys!The US makes everything into a moral crusade. 
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			 Poll Says 20% of Americans Aged 18-29 Believe the Holocaust is a MythTikTok is to blame, apparently. 
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			 Israel Says If World Doesn’t Organize to Defend Jews from Houthi Rebels, Then Israel WillHow about the world organizes to defend Palestinian kids? 
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			 Pro-Palestine Protesters Demand America Stops Funding Israel in Biden LA FundraiserAmerica could end the killing of babies very quickly. 
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			 Haaretz Says 61% of People Killed by Israeli Airstrikes in Gaza Were CiviliansHow’s that map looking, Jews?? 
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			 Jews Drive Truck with Hoax “Hamas Rape” Messages Around Vice CityBASED rape hoax truck brah. 
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			 CNN Tells Story Behind Video of Decomposed Babies Abandoned in “Evacuated” Gaza HospitalVery bad optics, Jews. 
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			 Jew University Students Keep Whining That People are Mean to Them as Israel Kills Even More BabiesJust stop killing babies, Jews. 
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			 Germany Begins Importing Afghans Deported from PakistanPakis are deporting them because they keep blowing up stuff. 
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			 Tucker is Considering Being Donald Trump’s Running MateI don’t even care anymore. 
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			 Baptist Youth Pastor Suicides After Being Seduced by Teenage GirlsThe Taliban is right about women. 
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			 Yipper and Altman Agree About the Threat of People Who are Against Murdering ChildrenI’m thinking about not writing about things that make me tired anymore. 
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			 Germany: Politicians, Media Call for Boycott After Country’s Top Dairy Baron Meets with AfD LeaderThe government’s retarded policies must be hitting him pretty hard.