Category: Featured Stories
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Watch: Brutish Entrepreneurs Acquire $50K of Merchandise from California Store
The police should just subtract the cost of the merchandise from their reparations tab.
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Philip Morris Fighting Against WHO to Prevent Worldwide Ban on Smoking, Vaping
FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS!
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Lavrov Calls for Immediately Implementing UN Decisions on Israel, Creating Palestinian State
Palestinians finally have a world superpower defending them!
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CNN Says Israel May Elbow Out the Ukraine for US Weapons Shipments
Can I calls ’em or can I calls ’em?
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US Contradicts Israel, Confirms Egypt Warned Them Days Before Massive Attack
Someone is doing the bonoing.
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Israeli Journalist Who Came Up with “40 Beheaded Babies” Story Lashes Out Against People Wanting Proof
SHE SAW IT WITH HER OWN EYES!
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Zelensky Fears Israel Conflict Taking Spotlight – Reminds Everyone He Still Needs Money
We knew this was coming! HA!
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At the Center of American Politics, Rashida Tlaib Keeps Making the “I’m Taking a Shit” Face
She’s sticking to her guns.
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Greece: Faggot Leader of Country’s Second Biggest Party Wants to Rent Wombs to Have Two Boys
Imagine this happening in Greece of all places…
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American Women Make History at Female Sumo World Championship in Japan
The obesity rate is finally paying off.
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NHL Bans Anal Flag Tape on Hockey Sticks
A sad day for the anus.
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Global Warming Protesters Have a Human Right to Block Your Path with Impunity, Experts Claim
These people have a human right to do whatever they want.
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Physical and Mental Breakdown of Unknown Origin
I’m thankful (and a bit surprised) to be alive, and I thank the dear reader for tolerating my delinquency.
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BLM Stands in Solidarity with Palestine! All United Against JEWS!
Based.
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Science Creating Mutant Chickens to Stop Viruses
They’re talking about a permanent change that gets passed down through generations.