Category: Society
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Good News: Drinking Alcohol Every Day Only Takes 2.5 Months Off Your Life
The overall improvement to quality of life is well worth it.
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Excommunicated! Vatican Expels Archbishop Carlo Maria Viganò! Punished Viganò Lives!
This is the schism. Right here. It just began, officially.
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Japan: Gamers’ Petition to Get Blacked Assassin’s Creed Canceled Goes Over 50K
These Japs just hate the color of the skin for no reason.
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French Prosecutors Push Rape Charges on Director for Years-Long Rape Spree
Good job, France. You’re America now.
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NYP Tells “Heterosexual Men” They Can Have “Full-Bodied Orgasms” by Getting Fucked in the Ass
Come on, guys. What’s going on here?
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UK: Man Sentenced to 4 Months in Jail for Carrying 6-Inch Toy Zelda Sword in Public
This is a very serious country.
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Weight Loss Drugs Like Wegovy and Ozempic Linked to Condition That Leads to Blindness
The good thing is that pharmaceutical companies could sell drugs for the blindness too.
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Strange Message from Google About the UK Election
Disgusting.
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Having a Good Diet in Early Childhood Protects Mind Against Cognitive Decline and Dementia
No one could have predicted this.
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France: Cops Detain Two Directors After Actress Says She Didn’t Consent to Sex 36 Years Ago
The rape itself lasted six years.
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MILO Denies That Kanye West’s Wife Sent Porn to Miners
Obama took their jobs, now Biden won’t even send them porn. It’s left to Kanye’s sickening slut wife.
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UK: Woman Prison Guard Arrested for Sex Tape with Inmate
She didn’t even bother hiding her face or her wedding ring.
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Skin Absorbs Toxic Chemicals from Everyday Products at Levels Higher Than Previously Thought
The good thing is that the skin doesn’t seem to absorb cow farts.
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Ireland: Number of Abortions in 2023 Went Over 10K for the First Time
Nothing says winning quite like extinction.
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The Science Hopes to Prescribe Cannabis to Make Women Experience More Orgasms
The Science is yet to explain how exactly the female orgasm benefits society.