Category: World
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Strange: Armenia Officially Recognizes State of Palestine
What’s the game here?
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Jews Begin Talking About Leaving France as Tolerance for Their Behavior Wanes
I guess actions have reactions?
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German Nutrition Society Reassesses Veganism, Now Recommends It for Vulnerable Populations
Previously, veganism was not recommended for infants, “pregnant people,” old people and others.
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Putin Visits Vietnam, Continues to Gather His Forces Against the Army of Darkness
It’s like Lord of the Rings. It’s also like 2Pac.
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Bibi Goes Ape After IDF Spokesman Says Hamas Cannot be Defeated
Hamas is Solid Snake. What are you going to do to Solid Snake?
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UK: Crimes Involving Acid Increase by 75% in One Year
Time for some common sense acid control.
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Russia and North Korea Sign Military and Economic Pact
Well, that escalated quickly.
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Poland: Tusk’s Government Starts Crackdown on Hospitals That Refuse to Kill Babies
One small step for man, one giant leap for whorekind.
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Hezbollah Warns of Coming “War Without Rules or Ceilings,” Threatens to Bomb Cyprus
Nasrallah has never been known to talk shit.
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France: Youths Arrested for Alleged Antisemitic Gang Rape of 12-Year-Old Jewess
Who brought those vibrants to France, Jew?
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Weather Supremacists Spray Paint Stonehenge to Appease Napalm Farts Goddess
If you don’t stop driving your car and flying on planes, cows will melt the planet.
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Poland: People Whining About Growing Number of Illegals
Get ready for some hardcore democracy.
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Putin Vows to Support Heroic Koreans (Real Koreans, Not Capitalist Traitor American Pets) Against Anal Empire
This is all becoming more and more like the sitcom “Welcome Back, Kotter.”
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UK: Kids Getting Fatter and Shorter, Widespread “Significant Decline in Health” to Cause National Crisis
[RAP SONG]
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New Zealand: 25-Year-Old Rugby Player Killed Suddenly by Medical Event
Brought to you by Pfizer.