Tired of the weather changing all the time? You're in luck - Jeff is on the case.
Read More »Researchers: YouTube Isn’t Cracking Down on Right-Wingers
YouTube isn't biased - they're just following their own rules. Which are biased.
Read More »Vietnamese Children are Still Being Taught That Homos are Mentally Ill Perverts
Communism is the last remaining shield against degeneracy.
Read More »Nike Comes Out with Ugly “Vegan” Shoes
Since vegan crap is inedible, why not just wear it as shoes instead?
Read More »Based High School Students Shout “Where’s Your Passport?” at Puerto Rican Basketball Invaders
If Puerto Ricans don't have passports, then why are they allowed in the US?
Read More »Republicucks Team Up with Feminists Against Tranny Freaks to Protect Wahmen (And Children)
Only feminists can prevent our children from getting their penises cut off.
Read More »NASA Confirms Plans for Space Hotel
Presumably, it's for aliens.
Read More »Only Women’s Diseases Matter – Men Can Just Go and Die in a Ditch
We need to raise awareness for every disease that straight White males can't catch.
Read More »Pitbull Attack Results in Man’s Death – By Crossbow!
Don't go anywhere near pitbulls. Or crossbows, for that matter.
Read More »Will America Lay Minefields to Protect Its Borders?
Say hello to mine-sensei.
Read More »University PURGES All Non-Christian Staff – Perverts Not Amused!
It's a good start.
Read More »Scientists Create Mega Man-Type Cybernetic Jellyfish
Cyborgs? I love cyborgs!
Read More »Arizona: 27 Men Arrested in Child Sex Sting – Mostly Mexicans
Your children are in danger - because of brown people.
Read More »America’s New Fighter Plane is Complete Garbage
Our tax dollars are working hard to make America stronger, lol.
Read More »KFC to Start Selling Vegan “Chicken”
Are people really demanding fake chicken?
Read More »HUGE Drug-Smuggling Tunnel Unearthed Near Mexican Border
In the future, Mexicans will just tunnel straight into your home to force-feed you drugs.
Read More »Amazon’s “Ring” Doorbell is Leaking People’s Data All Over the Place
I hope you like being spied on.
Read More »Beaner had Brain Worm for 10 Years from Eating Bad Mexican Food
Brain parasites are a small price to pay for top notch Mexican food.
Read More »Pacific Ocean Water So Acidic It’s LITERALLY Melting Our Crabs – LITERALLY
I hope crab isn't your favorite food, because they'll soon all be melted.
Read More »CDC: Blue Collar Workers Committing Suicide in Record Numbers
"Blue collar worker" is a code word for "straight White male."
Read More »France: Firefighters Fighting Cops in the Streets While Wearing Joker Makeup! They’re Setting Themselves on Fire!
Things are heating up.
Read More »Congressmen Whine That Google Needs to Shut Down Global Warming Denialists
Muh global warming, muh scientific consensus.
Read More »Florida Man Attacks Police, Aircraft with Lasers and a Hammer!
Florida man is at it again!
Read More »7 Million Indians Protest to Have Country Invaded by Moslems
Wait, they're protesting FOR a Moslem invasion? Wat.
Read More »Men Can Now be Forced to Become Fathers Against Their Will Through In-Vitro Fertilization, Forced to Pay Up
Your money and sperm - they both belong to women, White man.
Read More »Germany: “Shadow Army” of Right-Wing Extremists Growing Within Armed Forces
This... this is pretty based!
Read More »No Justice: Penis Man Taken Down by AR-15-Wielding SWAT Team
Where art thou, Penis Man?
Read More »American Coronavirus Patient Being Treated by “Robot”
Cool sci-fi shit, dumb waste of money, or lame CNN clickbait? You decide.
Read More »Jew Les Wexner Covering Up for Jew Jeffrey Epstein
Everyone knows they're both Mossad assets anyway.
Read More »Tennessee: New Law Makes It Slightly Harder for Homos to Molest Young Boys
The only reason homos would adopt a child is to rape them - over and over again.
Read More »Two Cops Fired Because They Dared Arrest Washed-Up Whore Stormy Daniels
The thotocracy is at work once again.
Read More »Puerto Ricans Angry Their Government Didn’t Waste Enough White Man’s Resources
What have Puerto Ricans ever done for America?
Read More »Australia: Nazi Flag Flown in Small Village Causes Nationwide Panic
Flags are no laughing matter, kids.
Read More »Iran: Three Female Journalists Pretend to Have Integrity, Quit State Media Jobs While Making a Scene
Unlike in America, where journalists always say the truth, Iranian journalists are routinely forced to lie about stuff.
Read More »Planet Mars Drying Up Because Not Enough Martians are Eating Bugs and Driving Teslas
Global warming? More like interplanetary warming, man.
Read More »Samsung Coming Out with Robotized Home Overlord / Women’s Child Substitute / Sentient Ball Droid “Ballie”
I can't wait to have my very own sentient plastic ball.
Read More »Basketball American Charles Barkley Gives $1M to Other Basketball Americans, Not Accused of Racism
Why can't I donate my millions of dollars to "historically White colleges?"
Read More »Canada: Heroic Cops Handcuff & Arrest 12-Year-Old Native Girl Trying to Pull Off Bank Robbery or Whatever
Natives - the most dangerous people in the world.
Read More »Epstein “Suicide” (lol) Footage Deleted Because of “Clerical Error” (lol)
Finally, the "truth" comes to light (lol).
Read More »Standard Behavior: Female Judge was Having Sex Parties in the Courthouse
Who could be better suited to understanding justice and decency than a woman?
Read More »Jewish Archlich Ruth Ginsburg Rises from the Grave, Claims She’s “Cancer-Free”
Can a living corpse sustained by dark magic even be said to have cancer in the first place?
Read More »CNN Pays for Their Crimes Against Catholic Hero Nick Sandmann – Case Will Go to Trial
CNN is fake news, and I hope they go bankrupt.
Read More »White City Abolishes Bus Fare
Socialism works - when there's no brown people.
Read More »Deus Vult: Pious Christian Man Prosecuted for Trying to Save Children’s Lives (With Firebombs)
How can God's will be illegal?
Read More »Australia: Flame Demon Now Possessing Mortals to Help Spread Devastation
Things are getting... heated.
Read More »There Aren’t Enough Babies Being Eaten – We Need More Pit Bulls
Thank God for Pit Bulls.
Read More »South Africa: Authorities Concerned That Blacks are Dumb as Hell and Can’t Learn Math
Turns out that Blacks are stupid.
Read More »Black Woman Asked by Hotel Not to be Noisy, So She Sued for $300K
Most businesses should just have a "no Blacks" policy tbh.
Read More »Australia: Fire Demon Continues Rampage, Acquires Sentience
This isn't even his final form.
Read More »Mexican Cartels Expand Their Product Line to Avocados
Put down the guac, criminal scum!
Read More »State Trolling: Government to Start Taxing Electric Cars to “Make Up” for Reduced Gas Revenue
More government policies meant exclusively to annoy people.
Read More »California Law Makes It Illegal for Teachers to Discipline “Students” (Brown Children)
Just what schools need: less discipline.
Read More »24 States to Increase Minimum Wage, Replace All Workers with Robots
Finally, young people will be unable to get $15/hour jobs, instead of being unable to get $8/hour jobs. That's progress.
Read More »Chinese AIDS-Resistant Mutants are Alleged to be a Failure
Mutants are cool.
Read More »Police Sergeant Gets Promotion for Being a Flaming Faggot
Sucking cock used to only get women promotions. Now with equality, everyone gets promoted for sucking cock.
Read More »New York: Illegals Can Now Get Driver’s Licenses
They're actually a bit late on this. California's been doing it for years.
Read More »Weed Nation of Canada Enacts Plan to Ensure All Citizens are Stoned 24/7
You don't smoke weed? Are you some kind of Nazi?
Read More »Congo: Blacks Attack Ebola Treatment Camp Yet Again
More African hijinks.
Read More »Satanic America: Children’s Demon Summoning Book Out for Christmas!
Hide yo kids, hide yo wives, they summonin' demons around here!
Read More »Krispy Kreme Family Pays $6,000,000 to Jews as Compensation for Gassing & Lampshading Them
The sins of the fathers will bring woe upon seven generations of their sons.
Read More »Parents Lose Custody of Their Daughter After Refusing Frankenstein Transformation
Better move to Uganda where corrective rape is still the norm, tbh.
Read More »Jews Paying Top Dollar to Keep the Brown People Flooding Into Europe
Who would have thought that the Jews would pay to bring brown people into Europe?
Read More »Organ Transplants Can Change Your DNA – Don’t Involve Yourself in This Bizarre Science Experiment!
This story will give you nightmares.
Read More »The Afghan War was a Complete Scam
Yes, it's worse than they said. No, you can't have your money back.
Read More »Experts: Elon Musk is Trying to Destroy All Life
It takes an ambitious man to plan total global annihilation - and Musk is just that man.
Read More »Black Cop Strip-Searched Countless Women to Satisfy His Jungle Needs
Black cops were never a good idea to begin with.
Read More »Based Zoomer Charged with “Hate Crime” for Playing Hilarious Prank on Basketball Classmate
Making jokes on the internet is now a felony, apparently.
Read More »American Medical Association Supports Ban on Curing the Mentally Ill (Faggots)
Is euthanasia the correct medical response, then?
Read More »Chick-Fil-A Chickens Out – Stops Donating to Anti-Fag Groups
Noooooo! You were the chosen one!
Read More »Airman Demoted for Not Hating His Race
Wrongthink is definitely not allowed in the military.
Read More »Crisis Averted: NASA Renames Nazi Asteroid to Avoid Hurting Jew Feels
I, for one, will continue calling the space rock "Ultima Thule."
Read More »The War on Vape Nation has Begun
Somebody's got to stop these boomers!
Read More »Nike Freaked Out by Amazon World Domination Plan, Pulls Merch from Website
They'd better be afraid.
Read More »Surprise Surgery: Paki Gynecologist Butchered Women’s Reproductive Systems
Surprise!
Read More »Poll: Most Italians Support Racist Acts
I'd like to see those kinds of numbers in America.
Read More »Mexican Cartel Scum Destroying Our National Parks to Grow Drugs
They're not sending their best - let me tell you.
Read More »Don’t Worry, Goyim: We’re Only Spying on You for Your Own Protection
The glowniggers already have your data - and they're using it.
Read More »Four Old Black Women Get Congressional Medal – Because Jews Made Some Stupid Hollywood Movie About Them
None of the White people who did the exact same job got a medal, of course.
Read More »Women are the Jews of Genders
You can't trust women as far as you can throw them. And with the weight of women these days...
Read More »The Demonic Invasion of America has Begun – Exorcist Training on the Rise!
Exorcising demons in America is like shooting fish in a barrel.
Read More »Federal Judge: America Must Heal the Hurt Feelings of Illegal Invaders
The feelings of brown people are sacred, and must be protected at all costs.
Read More »The Easiest Way to be Elected in America? Be a Deranged Pervert
You better believe in the Tranny Occupational Government (TOG) - you're living under one.
Read More »Study: Boomers Livin’ the Good Life While Millennials are Eating Dirt
Mow your lawn, kiddo.
Read More »Badass Child Gets School Staff Fired by Dressing Up Like a Nazi
In Jewed America, the student suspends the principal.
Read More »TIL: Being an Amazonian Logger is Like Playing Diablo II IRL
Some people are living the life of adventure we all dream of.
Read More »“It’s Okay to be White” Flyers Still Sending Universities Into Chaos
If it worked in 2017, it'll work in 2019.
Read More »Amazon Put on List of Most Dangerous Employers as They Continue Treating Their Workforce Like Cattle
Working in an Amazon warehouse is more dangerous than crab fishing in Alaska.
Read More »So Selling Babies is a Pretty Good Side Job, Huh? Even Elected Officials are Doing It
Selling babies is a thankless job, but someone's got to do it. Or do they?
Read More »Dirty Snitches Rat Out Their Daughter to Cops for Having Pipe Bomb Collection
America has a problem. A snitching problem.
Read More »Retro Slasher Flick Enthusiast Goes on a Hobo Killing Spree with Metal Pipe
From the silver screen to New York streets.
Read More »Planned Parenthood Secretly Built Death Star-Like Megaproject to Kill More Babies
When artisanal baby-killing won't do the trick, it's time to ramp things up to industrial baby-killing.
Read More »EU Decides It Can Now Police Entire World’s Online Speech
Eurofags think they can police our speech?
Read More »Badass Criminal Escapes TWICE from Jail in Hollywood-Type Heists
I'd give mad props - if only he had been successful.
Read More »Anti-Black Cop Fired, Finds New Job Tormenting Caged Blacks
There's all sorts of great career options out there.
Read More »Nigerian Chads Setting Up Orc-Type “Breeding Farms” to Mass Produce Salable Infants
More great entertainment from Africa. Good job!
Read More »Anti-Pope Gives Support to Pro-Homo Priest, Fags Delighted
This Anti-Pope won't rest until Catholicism is the official queer religion.
Read More »New York Fast Food Workers Desperately Trying to Get Replaced by Robots
Talk about digging your own grave.
Read More »Furry-Vegan Convergence? “Sexy Vegan” Caught Sexually Assaulting His Dog
Vegans and furries both love animals - in a very similar way.
Read More »Evil Doctor to be Thrown in Dungeon After Pushing Opioids Illegally
Sigh... Another cliché scumbag is apprehended.
Read More »Taco Man Killed by Cops: “Illegals Have NO Constitutional Rights”
Hahaha, you have NO power here, taco!
Read More »Goblina Witch Laces Mexican Food with Mystical Concoction (Meth)
Just sounds like typical Mexican cuisine to me though?
Read More »Paki Sacrifices His Fingers for Freedom, or Democracy, or Whatever
I guess you can instill a love for democracy through repeated air strikes after all, huh?
Read More »Saintly Latinas Providing Cost-Efficient Hookers, Shut Down by Man-Hating Feds
They're coming after our illegal whores, everyone!
Read More »Heroic Little White Girls Saved Schoolbus from Grave Negroid Threat
Not all heroes wear capes - some wear skirts and carry plush toys.
Read More »German Darknet Cybercriminals Bunkered Up in Former NATO Base!
How do you even get your hands on a NATO bunker, anyway?
Read More »France: Lesbos Craving Sperm, Government Said NO – Until Now?
What's with these lesbos and sperm, anyway?
Read More »Plot to Enforce Homo Adoption Foiled – For Now
Adopted kid's butts are safe for a short while longer.
Read More »Italy: God-King Salvini Demands Jew Central Bank Forks Over Their Jew Gold!
Asking Jews to part with their gold sounds like a daunting task tho.
Read More »Chase Jews Shut Down Proud Boys Leader’s Personal Bank Account
That's a nice bank account you got there. It'd be a shame if something happened to it.
Read More »Skanks Flip Out at “Rape Hoax” Themed Anime
How dare these Japs imply some rape accusations are false - in fiction?
Read More »Dark Overlords Hack Super Secure Jewish Documents, And Basically Israel did 9/11
Man, dis gunna be gud.
Read More »PewDiePie Still Under Attack for His Racist Hatred of Disgusting Jews
The Jews are at war with the bro army.
Read More »Trump’s Tariffs Work: GoPro Moving Its Production Facilities Out of China
It turns out that when you make it financially viable to move out of China, corporations respond accordingly.
Read More »Project Veritas Wins First Amendment Court Case
No bureaucrat is safe from Project Veritas.
Read More »Navy Vice Admiral Found Dead in Bahrain – This is a Suicide, You Say?
These things must always be looked at critically.
Read More »Rand Paul Attempting to Cockbock $38B “Aid Package” to Israel
Hey, why not give them 38 trillion instead? It's just the goyim's money, after all.
Read More »UN Wants to Make Suicide and Infanticide a “Human Right”
And yet, throwing homos off rooftops is still not considered a human right.
Read More »Exoplanet Found Around Barnard’s Star – Time to Go Claim it
Our destiny among the stars is now clear.
Read More »Hag Theresa May Reaches Brexit Deal Agreement – Spoiler: It’s a Complete Hoax
This is getting ridiculous.
Read More »Jews are Obsessed with Getting Goyim to Watch Porn
With Jews, you lose - your libido.
Read More »White Georgia Residents Tried to Secede from Nigdom – But Failed
You're stuck with Blacks forever, White man.
Read More »The Placebo Effect Illustrates the Supremacy of Mind Over Matter
Who needs opiods when you can get high on sugar pills?
Read More »Audio Released of Steve King Calling Caravan Invaders “Dirt”
No one has explained why he's wrong, though.
Read More »Merkel On-Board with European Army Project
This is going to be interesting.
Read More »Jewish Comic Book Propagandist Stan Lee Finally Dies
About darn time.
Read More »Florida City Elects Government Exclusively Staffed by Faggots
Florida is going into a homosexualist mode.
Read More »Republican Governor Rick Scott Orders Police to Seize Florida Ballot Boxes!
Will the libs be able to steal this election?
Read More »NGO Teaches “Asylum Seekers” to Lie to Authorities – Caught on Tape
Well, look at what we got here.
Read More »Texas School Expels Ungrateful Colored Skank Who Refused to Stand For Pledge of Allegiance
You can kneel at home, bitch.
Read More »South Africa: Owners of First “Black Bank” Just Stole all the Money lol
As if it could have turned out any other way. Niggas gotta hustle.
Read More »Italy: Senate Approves Salvini’s Deportation Law
Excellent news from Italy.
Read More »Brazil: Beloved Leader Bolsonaro Is Already Starting the Great Clean Up of Leftist Filth
This man is making some amazing progress already.
Read More »Kike George Soros Partners with Mastercard to Invest Millions on “Migrants”
Great timing, George.
Read More »Elon Musk Interview Highlights – Lying Journalists and Cyberpunk Trucks
Musk is red-pilling normies on the other JQ.
Read More »NYT: US Soldiers Enlist to Die for Israel, Not Defend Our Borders
These NYT Jews have gone off the deep end.
Read More »China Just Legalized Making “Medicine” Out of Endangered Species
What a great idea.
Read More »New App Tells You the Voting History of Your Contact List – What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
There's going to be a bloodbath over this.
Read More »YES: Boba Fett Star Wars Movie Cancelled!
Good news at last.
Read More »Apparently Apple Watches are Assembled by Slave Child Labor
This makes me want to buy an Apple watch tbh.
Read More »Canadian Government Undermines Fusion Research by Demanding “Inclusion” of Brown People
Never accept money from the Canadian government.
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