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Read More »British Palace Gives Silly Response After Video Drops of Prince Andrew at Palace Epstein in 2010
It's sad to watch this story fizzle out like this. But that's the way it goes.
Read More »Denmark Refuses to Sell Greenland to US – Invasion Time?
We will bring democracy to Greenland once and for all.
Read More »BOOM: The Sudan is Closing in on Establishing Democracy!
The Sudan deserves anal sex and tattoos.
Read More »VIDEOS: Ultra-Violent Portland Protests were More Peaceful Than Last Time (I Guess)
This is what you can look for happening across the country in the near future.
Read More »Poll: Only 29% of Americans Believe Jeffrey Epstein Committed Suicide
71% of people are conspiracy theorists and thus terrorists who must be silenced.
Read More »Mercedes-Benz to Their Customers: “It’s Time to Get Fucked Up the Ass”
Next time you're in a Mercedes-Benz with another man, you might want to consider fucking each other in the ass in the back seat.
Read More »Boomer Icon Peter Fonda Finally Dead
Well, it's about time.
Read More »Epstein’s House Contained Eyeballs, Stuffed Dog
These Jews are just so disgusting and weird.
Read More »Allegedly Mentally Ill Man Charged with Planting Fake Bombs for Putting Rice Cookers All Over New York
Weird story for sure.
Read More »When Epstein was Locked Up the First Time, The Jail Store Sold Him Children’s Panties
Hmm...
Read More »Mormons Ban Iced Tea, Allow Anal Sex with Men
They might have some strange customs, but they are as American as the rest of us.
Read More »Trump Calls Up His Supporter He Fat Shamed, Explains the Mix-Up
He called me yesterday too.
Read More »US Issues “Warrant” to Seize Iranian Oil Tanker in Gibraltar
It's freedom time, baby.
Read More »Chinese Actress Cast for Mulan Remake Calls Out Hong Kong Terrorists
No one supports these ZOGbot terrorists!
Read More »Jeffrey Epstein Officially Committed Suicide, Says They
If you question this, you're a terrorist.
Read More »Fox News Poll Shows Trump Losing to Pretty Much Any Democrat
I don't really know what to tell you.
Read More »Hong Kong Terrorists Respond with Hatred to Jackie Chan’s Call for Them to Stop Being Terrorists
China should just kill all of these people, seriously.
Read More »What Say Does Greenland Have in This?
The annexed have no say in the annexation process.
Read More »Disgusting Jew ADL Praises Discord App! Don’t Use This App!
Please don't use this app.
Read More »Master Race Steve King is Rape and Incest Pilled
Time to take the rape pill.
Read More »Trump Convinces Israel to Ban His Moslems! Important Development!
It's just so exhausting.
Read More »Elizabeth Warren Doubles Down on Insane Lie That Michael Brown was “Murdered”
This bitch is unhinged.
Read More »Autopsy Shows Jeffrey Epstein had Broken Bones in His Neck
Cause of death listed as "pending."
Read More »Black Boy Arrested for Posting a Video Online of Himself Pointing a Gun at Fellow Students!
There is probably a manifesto on 8chan.
Read More »Google Blacklist Leaked After They Told Congress It Didn’t Exist – Daily Stormer at the Top of It
This may be the greatest badge of honor we've received yet.
Read More »Did Israeli Cops Kidnap GOT Actress’ Baby Because They are Racists?
Jews are the real racists.
Read More »Trump Sends Weird Hong Kong Tweet to Xi, Says He Can End the Riots
This is all so absurd.
Read More »Mossad Madam Maxwell Still Missing! People are Suing Her! Bet She’s in Israel!
I don't know what is going on.
Read More »UK: HIV Black in Jail Fills Toothpaste Tube with Piss, Shit and Semen, Squirts Guards – No Consequences
Blacks have a magic power to do whatever they want and this is what they use it for. Weird choice.
Read More »Boomer-Whisperer Mike Cernovich Says It’s Anti-Semitic to Wonder If Epstein Worked for Mossad
Mike Cernovich is evil.
Read More »Philadelphia: African NRA Members Probably Inspired by 8chan Shoot the Cops!
White people must be stopped. Their ideology of pure hatred is dangerous, and they will kill all of us.
Read More »LIVE LIVE LIVE TELETHON: Come to This LIVE STREAM and CLICK FOLLOW – IT TAKES 15 SECONDS, DO IT! THIS IS A TELETHON!
We are going LIVE - GET IN THIS CHAT!
Read More »Disgusting Costumed Wignat Faggot Jeff Schoep Betrays His Retard Followers! Sides with Jewish SPLC!
Finally, the costume Neo-Nazi nightmare is over!
Read More »Epstein Murder: Guards Were Both Asleep! Falsified Records of Checks!
The fix is already in!
Read More »Jewish Dennis Prager Talks Amount Managing Your Emotions After Being Called a Nazi
Dennis Prager is most definitely not a Nazi.
Read More »Draft of Trump Executive Order on Social Media Leaked
Please let this work please let this work please let this work please let this work please let this work please let this work
Read More »Barr Changes Affirmative Action Jail Warden at Epstein Death Site! Who Cares! ARREST MAXWELL!
ARREST HER BEFORE SHE MYSTERIOUSLY DIES OR FLEES TO ISRAEL! DO IT NOW!
Read More »Hotwheels is Not Looking So Hot
He needs to hit the gym.
Read More »Communist Negro Helped Satanic Antifa Connor Betts Arm Himself for Dayton Mass Shooting
Good job volunteering all of this information to the feds, Mr. Negro.
Read More »Jewish Sarah Silverman Banned for Wearing Blackface
Do Jews hate niggers?
Read More »Oz: Allah Akbar Stabbing Spree is Truly Shocking and Unexpected
Man look at this guy's head in a plastic crate, it's hilarious.
Read More »Fatness is Highest Cancer Risk Next to Smoking and the Entire Medical Industrial Complex is a Scam
HEALTHCARE HOAX!
Read More »William Barr Says He’s Going to Keep Going After Epstein’s Co-Conspirators
RELEASE THE TAPES, BARR!
Read More »Jewish NYT Responds to Criticism That It Isn’t Fake Enough, Says It Will Be More Fake in Future
How fake can it physically get though?
Read More »Yes, Please Limit Legal Immigration, Sir
Just please don't let anyone else in at all ever again.
Read More »Biggest Congressional Trip Ever: 72 Republicans and Democrats Travel to Israel, Vow “Unconditional Support”
America exists to love and cherish the Jews.
Read More »Kid Rock Calls Out Fat Cocksucking Whore Taylor Swift as a Democrat Shill
Kid Rock should run for Senate for real this time.
Read More »2020 Democrats Resurrect Michael Brown Hoax, Libel Darren Wilson
Black Lives Matter is back, I guess?
Read More »Norway: White Allegedly Tries to Shoot Up a Mosque After Killing Step-Sister, Choked Out by 65-Year-Old Moslem
Another strange event.
Read More »True Facts: Russians Caught Trying to Dox Racists and Hoaxing Immigrant Crime in Sweden!
Russians never sleep and they're always right at your doorstep, ready to meddle in your democracy.
Read More »There Isn’t Any Evidence Jeffrey Epstein Killed Himself
Honestly, I expect there to be another mass shooting this week.
Read More »The Body of Epstein Appears to Have a Different Nose and Ears
Is Jeffrey Epstein even dead?
Read More »Yes, Kate Middleton Does Have Great Legs
She is coming up on 40! Three kids! What is the excuse of these fat 19-year-old whores???
Read More »I Never Thought I Would Mourn the Death of a Jew
The good news is that literally zero people not employed by the New York Times believe this story.
Read More »Morning Joe Scarborough Says Russia Killed Jeffrey Epstein
Is this real life?
Read More »Jewish New York Times Calls Trump a “Fringe Conspiracy Theorist” for Suggesting Epstein was Murdered
I am considering quitting the New York Times.
Read More »Feds Arrest “White Supremacist” for Edgy Joke on Facebook, Frame Another for a Fake Bomb Plot
Don't make edgy jokes on the internet, kids. It's just too dangerous.
Read More »Biden Demands Ultimate Immigrant Flood – Two Million Poverty-Stricken Brown People Incoming
Does this sound good to you?
Read More »Jeffrey Epstein is Dead
Yeah. I guess this was pretty predictable.
Read More »Conspiracy Theorist William Cooper on Plan to Use Mass Shooter Hoaxes to Create Chaos and Control
The going is getting weird, lads.
Read More »The Dayton Antifa Shooter Connor Betts was a Satanist Fixated on Summoning Up Demons
We must be aware that this is a very real battle between good and evil. And we must arm ourselves for it.
Read More »Walmart Gun Guy Says He was Just Doing a “Social Experiment” to Test the Second Amendment
Walmart is really a hot party spot these days.
Read More »Aryan Gamer Nick Fuentes Did Nothing Wrong
I am so tired of the Jews.
Read More »Epstein Documents Drop, Names Named
New goy politicians named!
Read More »Erectile Dysfunction Linked to Lowered Work Productivity and Slovenliness
Low testosterone stops the functioning of the male, because testosterone is the vital essence of the male.
Read More »Missouri: Guy Walks Into Walmart in Body Armor with a Rifle Just to Chill
Strange days, kids.
Read More »Salvini is Throwing a Coup with Call for Snap Elections
DO IT!
Read More »Weird: McDonald’s Releases Child Blowjob Cups in Japan
This is an unsavory deed.
Read More »Mississippi: 680 Devious Wetbacks Rounded Up by ICE!
GET EM OUT!
Read More »Yang Polls High Enough to Appear in Fall Debates, Crushes Weak Cuck Beto
He didn't really turn out to be very interesting, but hopefully he gets better?
Read More »Trump to Kike Jewish Tech Monopolies with an Executive Order?
Give me my internet or give me DEATH!
Read More »Leaders of Violent Hong Kong Revolution Photographed with US Consulate Official
Imagine if the Charlottesville protesters were caught at the Chinese consulate.
Read More »Brilliant War Strategist John McAfee Gives Important Advice for Coming Civil War in America
This checks out.
Read More »“I Hate White People”
What is going on with Twitter?
Read More »Jewish Rosanna Arquette’s Jewish Sister Condemns White People
JUST LEAVE US ALONE, YOU OBNOXIOUS RATS!
Read More »UK: Feminists Trying to Shut Down Strippers Because Pussy Should be Priceless
Feminism is just a plot to deny men - in particular, White men - access to sex.
Read More »Mitch McConnell Account Suspended from Twitter for Talking About People on Twitter Wanting to Kill Him
But it's a private company, right Mitch? Don't they have a right to massacre you?
Read More »Jewish Rosanna Arquette: “I’m Sorry I Was Born White and Privileged. It Disgusts Me.”
Whatchadoin, Rosanna????
Read More »China Spokeswoman Goes Full-On Condemning Bossy US and Their Spook Operations in Hong Kong
"This will only help the world to see how arrogant, biased, hypocritical, ruthless, selfish and bossy the US is."
Read More »Kamala Harris Campaign Collapses, Polling at 1% Among Blacks After Being Rekt by Tulsi Gabbard
See, this is why I wanted Tulsi in the debates, you guys.
Read More »Moscow Mitch’s Gopnik Gang Rapes Cardboard Alexandria!
This is why we have to elect a brutal Ladycop in 2020 to completely shut everything down totally.
Read More »“Red Flag” Soviet-Style Snitch Laws Amount to the Abolishing of the Second Amendment
Why is Donald Trump calling for an end to the Second Amendment?
Read More »Israeli Kikes Claim to Have Sullied the Moon with Disgusting Bacterial Creatures
I hate the Jews.
Read More »Fiendish Yids Outraged Daily Stormer Promoted Tulsi Gabbard
I did not mean to get Tulsi involved with this, but she needed our help.
Read More »Homeland Security Asks 8chan Owner Jim Watkins to Fly from the Philippines to Testify Before Their Sanhedrin
Gentleman Jim did nothing wrong.
Read More »Bitmitigate Will Not Serve 8chan, So They Remain Offline for the Time Being
I understand where Bitmitigate is coming from here.
Read More »We Back Live Now on the Normal Net, Nigga
Kikes, you cannot stop the Daily Stormer. It is a force of nature!
Read More »Shocker as the Gay Boy Scouts are Hit with a Pederasty Scandal
It is wrong for a man to fuck a teenage boy up his ass before he is 16.
Read More »Obama Blames Donald Trump for Mass Shootings
If anything, Trump's racist rhetoric prevents violence, as it makes people think he is going to do something to stop the multicultural project. Even though he isn't.
Read More »RIP Nuon Chea, Brother Number 2
May he soar where eagles dare.
Read More »8chan Owner Jim Watkins Says the Walmart Shooter Isn’t the One Who Uploaded the Manifesto to 8chan
I don't know what this means.
Read More »AfD is Polling Well, But What Difference Does That Actually Make?
Unless they're going to address the Jews, I don't really care what they're doing.
Read More »Following El Paso Shooting, South American Governments Warn Their Beanniggers Not to Go to US
Does this mean terrorism works?
Read More »Disgusting Anti-White Niggerbitch Toni Morrison Finally Dead!
Ship another one off to dead nigger storage!
Read More »Protesters Organize Outside Moscow Mitch’s House, Call for His Death
SOMEONE HAS TO STOP MOSCOW MITCH!
Read More »Hotwheels Says He Only Told NYT He Wants 8chan Shut Down Because They Called Him When He was in a Bad Mood
I don't understand this incoherent nonsense I'm hearing.
Read More »Great Optics
The Texas cops understand the concept of optics, and their importance.
Read More »Tucows Domain Registry Also Dumps 8chan – We Have to Build Our Own Internet
The golden age of freedom has ended.
Read More »Mass Calls on Twitter to Shut Down KiwiFarms After 8chan Shutdown
Is Matthew Prince a pedophile?
Read More »Fuck a Refrigerator Anyway Tho
Recycling kills more people than it saves.
Read More »8chan Fucked Us, Clearnet Site Down for a While
Come the fuck on.
Read More »Sickening Fake News Media Continues to Cry About Right-Wing Shooter, Says Left-Wing Shooter had “No Motive”
Trump gave a gay teleprompter statement.
Read More »Cloudflare Drops 8chan After Third Shooter Manifesto Posted to the Site
That sucks, guys. Hope you can figure something out.
Read More »Dayton Shooter Confirmed as Antifa Satanist (All Elizabeth Warren Supporters are Responsible for This Event)
Sure, but what about the other guy tho?
Read More »Waiting Until a Man is Dead to Falsely Accuse Him of Rape is Really Distasteful
Further evidence that women do not have souls.
Read More »So, Two Mass Shootings by White People in a Day, Huh?
The shocking thing is that it doesn't mean anything.
Read More »Hong Kong Protesters March with American Flag, Throw Chinese Flag Into Water
I am so disgusted by this.
Read More »Dayton Ohio Shooter Identified – White Man, Killed Own Sister in the Attack
The going is getting weirder, making me ever more confident in my decision to go pro.
Read More »Was the El Paso Walmart Shooter a Furry?
I am really confused and this is weird.
Read More »Beto O’Rourke Gives a Press Conference About El Paso Walmart Massacre, Cries
"Vote for me - Mexicans got shot at a Walmart in a city I used to live in!"
Read More »Full Text of Alleged Manifesto of El Paso Shooter
We require more Vespene gas.
Read More »El Paso Walmart Shooter’s Alleged Twitter Account Praised David Duke and Guns
Welp.
Read More »Mass Shooting in El Paso Walmart! 20 Dead! Shooter is WHITE! Nazi???
Is it a real Nazi this time??? Find out soon!
Read More »Street-Shitting Indian Slut Crowned Miss England!
To be perfectly fair, the bitch doesn't look that bad.
Read More »NYT is Outraged (Outraged, I Tell You) That China is Blaming the Kikes Responsible for Their Problems
The lies of the Jew media are now reaching comic proportions.
Read More »Bill Maher Points Out That Obama Isn’t Woke Enough for 2020 Lunatics
Maher wants the Democrats to win, but I don't think the Democrats want to win.
Read More »Precious Syrian Sweet Boy Kills Roommate with a Machete! Cuts Arm Off! Escapes on Bicycle!
Ah, but whatever will we do with these precious sweet boys?
Read More »Human-Monkey Crossbreeds? Sounds Like a Good Idea to Me!
Do what thou wilt, and all that.
Read More »A Dark and Evil Ethno-Religious Cult has Used Manipulation and Deceit to Seize Control of the US Government
The mystery has finally been revealed.
Read More »Kevin Smith Lost a Bunch of Weight and Now He has Extra Skin and Looks Like He has AIDS
I also want to talk to you about AIDS and the HIV hoax.
Read More »Brown People Should Not Have White Robot Overlords – That’s Like Colonialism
Let's talk about robotic racism - or whatever the fuck.
Read More »Gorbachev Says US Withdrawal From Missile Treaty Signals Coming End of Days
The Russian agent Donald Trump has been following exactly along Vladimir Putin's plan to have his country attacked by America...
Read More »Basically, All White Men on Earth are Russian Agents
"Russian agent" is now officially interchangeable with "racist" - both are slurs for White Men.
Read More »Are Cellphones Going to Cause the Apocalypse?
Cellphones are the biggest social change factor in all of human history. No one really talks about that.
Read More »Netherlands: Burka Ban has No Meaning Because Cops Won’t Enforce It
If only White Men had testosterone, we would be doing reverse-Islam and raping every woman wearing a burka.
Read More »Tulsi Gabbard Destroyed Kamala Harris – She was Then Suppressed by Twitter and Ambushed by Chris Cuomo
Including her interview with my man Tucker.
Read More »WaPo: “Let Me Tell You About the Russian Conspiracy Behind Cheeseburgers, Goy”
Just think of how this got printed.
Read More »Jewish Marianne Williamson Says the World Hates America for Our Video Games
Eyyyyy.
Read More »I Just Realized – Trump Forgot to Lock Up Hillary Clinton!
Can we still do that tho?
Read More »Robert F. Kennedy’s Granddaughter Found Dead of an Overdose at Kennedy Compound
Is this family suffering under some sort of satanic curse?
Read More »Trump Tells Europe He’s Going to Just Release All Their ISIS Guys If They Don’t Come Get Them
Europe needs to come get their boys.
Read More »Sickening Bulbous Jew Sow Rape-Kisses Brad Pitt at “Once Upon a Time in Hollywood” Premiere
These Jews are almost unfathomably repulsive.
Read More »Mexican Individual Totally Cucks After Being Harassed for Saying 3-Year-Olds Shouldn’t be Trannies!
How do you cuck on this?
Read More »King Elijah Admitted Baltimore is a Drug-Infested Hellhole!
King Elijah needs to clean this shit up.
Read More »Democrat Debate II: Part II
Well, it was better than the first part.
Read More »The Problem Isn’t That Blacks are Pushing German Kids in Front of Trains. The Problem is People Hating It When That Happens.
We are going to be in a race war in no time, lads.
Read More »Millennials Don’t Date Because It’s Too Expensive
No money? Try not breeding, goyim.
Read More »Chinese Troops Allegedly Gathering on Hong Kong Border – White House Says It’s “Monitoring the Situation”
China needs to send a strong message to the world and put these rabid dogs down like rats.
Read More »Florida Man Goes Undercover as a Negro to Spread HIV!
Florida Man has no shame - THE RASCAL!
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