Author: Elvis Dunderhoff
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UK: Female Politicians Calling the Cops After Becoming “Victims” of Deepfake Pornography
Women can’t handle the internet.
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Weight Loss Drugs Like Wegovy and Ozempic Linked to Condition That Leads to Blindness
The good thing is that pharmaceutical companies could sell drugs for the blindness too.
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Outrage as Underage Teen Sluts Getting “Super Wild” on OnlyFans
Sluts can’t legally do slut things with older men because of this thing called power dynamics.
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Florida Cops Arrest Boomer for Shooting Walmart Drone Flying Over His Property
Are the drones even from Walmart?
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Having a Good Diet in Early Childhood Protects Mind Against Cognitive Decline and Dementia
No one could have predicted this.
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More Illegal Migrants Came from US-Canada Border in June Than Total for All of 2022
It’s much easier to cross than the southern border.
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SHOCKING: Teenage Sluts as Young as 14 Did Slut Things for Money with Jeffrey Epstein
He was just a pedophile, goy. He wasn’t running a blackmail ring.
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Head of Gaza’s Biggest Hospital Says Israel Tortured Him and Others for Months
Yeah, but the Jews didn’t put his shoes in a pile.
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Tesla Sales Still Falling Despite Price Cuts and Low-Interest Financing Offers
People don’t want overpriced meme cars.
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Migrants Who Fought Border Patrol at El Paso Were Later Released Into America, ICE Says
It’s their migrant right, goy.
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France: Cops Detain Two Directors After Actress Says She Didn’t Consent to Sex 36 Years Ago
The rape itself lasted six years.
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Greece Now Allows Companies to Require Sixth Day of Work Every Week
Just ban women from the workplace and everyone will be instantly more productive.
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UK: Pubescent Girls Now Ruining St. Paul’s Cathedral Choir
The boys don’t need the distraction.
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Israel: Cops Attack Orthodox Jews Rioting Against Military Service Order
Bibi needs the manpower for his seven-front war.
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The Science Hopes to Prescribe Cannabis to Make Women Experience More Orgasms
The Science is yet to explain how exactly the female orgasm benefits society.