Category: Featured Stories
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Brandon Won’t Go to Zelensky’s Fake “Peace Summit,” Sending Kamala
What is the goal of this, other than to look like a bunch of retards?
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Pope Anus Appoints 3 Pro-Anal Prelates to Vatican Doctrinal Office in Honor of “Pride Month”
Do these faggots have no shame? (Rhetorical.)
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If the Government Loves You So Much They Will Change the Weather for Your Comfort, Why Don’t They Care That the Water is Poisoned?
Nobody’s sure what Trifluoroacetic acid does, but it’s not likely to be something good.
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Memetic Monday: Where Should I be Buried?
It’s Monday, my beloved parasocial friend. It’s time for us to spend special friend time together.
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Singapore: Goof Trooper Zelensky Shows Up Uninvited, Makes Outrageous Threats Against China, Others
He is basically threatening the entire world at this point.
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China Sends New Hawkish Defense Minister to Singapore to Declare That Taiwan Traitors Will be Nailed to the Pillar of Shame
Americans are always trying to ruin anything peaceful in nature and transform it into a bloodbath.
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Philly: Hundreds of Anti-Israel Protesters Interrupt Anal Pride Parade
NO PRIDE IN GENOCIDE!
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Aide Claims Bibi “Accepts” Biden’s Ceasefire Plan
I’ll believe it when I see it. Actually, I still won’t believe it then either.
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Idaho: Awesome Heterosexual Bar Declares June “Heterosexual Awesomeness Month”
I hope it goes well for this bar and their dog.
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White Knight Shot While Trying to Stop Fight Between Man and Girlfriend in NYC Subway
He should have minded his own business.
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Anal Empire Considering Sanctioning China Over Ties with Russia
The US claims it is the “indispensable nation.” This is true if you believe the most important thing for the earth is endless global war.
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Bilderberg Meeting Focusing on AI Warfare, Changing Human Biology, Russia, And China
They’re up to no good.
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Unvaccinated Voters Overwhelmingly Backing Trump Despite Vax Shilling, Poll Shows
I guess because these retards think they have to support someone. You don’t, in fact, have to support anyone.
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Boeing’s Largest Factory in “Panic Mode,” Trying to Keep Employees Silent as They Duct Tape Jets Together
White women will risk their lives to prove they support black mechanics.
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Lazy Sunday (Sorry Friends)
I apologize for being late.