Category: US
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“More Than 8 Million Migrants to be Living in America Soon” (???)
The real number is clearly much higher.
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Border Patrol Kills Evil Bandit Who Robbed Future Americans Near Border
The mission of the Border Patrol is to protect and serve invaders.
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Yipper Musk Timidly Questions Why NATO Still Exists
History will remember Musk as one of the most useless cowards who ever lived.
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NYC: Lithium-Ion Batteries Used in E-Bikes Now a Leading Cause of Fires
They’re safe and effective.
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High School Brutes Organizing Fight Clubs
Black is a very problematic color.
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Watch: Oklahoma High School Students Suck Each Other’s Toes at School-Sanctioned Event
It was a very democratic event.
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SNL Does Semi-Brutal Sketch Attacking Brandon’s Age (Something is Going On)
We are in the middle of a shift here, which you need to understand.
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Trump Says He’s Seriously Considering Legless Kikesucker as VP Pick
Oh fuck this. The conspiracy is all but proved now: Trump is the Zionist war pick.
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Watch: Actress Susan Sarandon Addresses Pro-Palestine Crowd in Washington Square Park
Most people agree with what she says.
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Oregon Moves to Reintroduce Penalties for Drug Possession After Catastrophic Years-Long Junkie Utopia Experiment
Real decriminalization has never been tried!
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Brandon Confuses Ukraine and Gaza (Easy Mistake, Really)
Did you see this nigger eating ice cream while talking about a ceasefire?
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Brooklyn High School Students “Terrorizing” Jewish Teachers and Classmates
The Jews should just leave.
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Cops Find Two Severed Heads in a Long Island Park
This is the kind of vibrancy that America was missing.
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CDC Says People with Coronavirus But No Fever Can Return to Work or Regular Activities
Coronavirus was always literally just the flu.
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Biden Calls People Who Don’t Believe Cow Farts are Just Like Napalm “Neanderthals”
Cow farts are a deadly weapon, kiddo.