Category: Featured Stories
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Memetic Monday: Yeah, It’s 6 PM. I Took a Nap. Sometimes Adults Do That.
Late? I’m not sorry.
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This is Either the Worst or the Best Tweet I’ve Seen Yet
Read it a few times.
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Unlike “Democracy,” “Populism” has a Definition Everyone Understands
This is what we like to see.
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Woman Who Chopped Up and Sexually Defiled Boyfriend “Deserves to be Happy”
Bitch still be laughing and biting.
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Oregon School Refuses to Confirm If Student Filmed Attacking Female Classmate is a Tranny
Trannies may not be the heroes we deserve, but at least they’re putting women in their place.
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Obese Woman Influencer Wants Wider Hotel Hallways, Sturdier Chairs
Obese people have a terrible carbon footprint.
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“Pope” Francis Elects 21 New Cardinals to Reform Church, Says Diversity is Indispensable
Are Christians supposed to just sit back and watch as this Pope destroys the Church?
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Germany: Fascist Parents Complain After Mayor Decides to House 80 Invaders on Primary School Grounds
The mayor gave people permission to whine about it, but says he won’t change his plans.
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China Says “Disinformation” Claims from State Department are Themselves Disinformation
When did China ever lie to you?
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Watch: Teen AKA Youth AKA Thug AKA Teen AKA Brute AKA etc. Throws Chair at Teacher
Blacks turn schools into very funny places.
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Shut the Fuck Up About the Holocaust, Blinken
We do not care about this, Blinken. We do not want to hear about it anymore. Stop talking about it.
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Brandon Says “Ukraine, Democracy, Ukraine, Folks, Ukraine” After House Bill No One Cares About
Let’s just all get together and pretend this article never happened.
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French Retards: 41% Want Lifetime Limit on Flights (4, In Your Whole Life) to Change the Weather
Is this poll even real?
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Racist Swedish Police Condemn Oppressed Young Victims of Hate for Joining Murder Gangs
What happened to “never forget,” Sweden?
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Watch: Trump Proposes Shooting Thieves as They Leave Stores to Solve Retail Crime Problem
He’s right.