Category: Featured Stories
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Zelensky Fears Israel Conflict Taking Spotlight – Reminds Everyone He Still Needs Money
We knew this was coming! HA!
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At the Center of American Politics, Rashida Tlaib Keeps Making the “I’m Taking a Shit” Face
She’s sticking to her guns.
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Greece: Faggot Leader of Country’s Second Biggest Party Wants to Rent Wombs to Have Two Boys
Imagine this happening in Greece of all places…
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American Women Make History at Female Sumo World Championship in Japan
The obesity rate is finally paying off.
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NHL Bans Anal Flag Tape on Hockey Sticks
A sad day for the anus.
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Global Warming Protesters Have a Human Right to Block Your Path with Impunity, Experts Claim
These people have a human right to do whatever they want.
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Physical and Mental Breakdown of Unknown Origin
I’m thankful (and a bit surprised) to be alive, and I thank the dear reader for tolerating my delinquency.
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BLM Stands in Solidarity with Palestine! All United Against JEWS!
Based.
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Science Creating Mutant Chickens to Stop Viruses
They’re talking about a permanent change that gets passed down through generations.
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EU Tells Musk to Censor Pro-Palestine Content or Face Fine, Ban
In a democracy, the government dictates what you’re allowed to read and talk about.
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Watch: Crowd Chants “Gas the Jews” Outside Sydney Opera House
Jews are probably the least popular group of people in the entire planet.
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California: Blacks Get Their Own Separate Amber Alert Because They’re Special
It’s called the “Ebony Alert.”
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EU Backtracks on Suspending Aid to Palestine
They just don’t want Moslems rioting in Brussels and Paris.
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San Francisco Wasting Millions of Dollars on RV Park for the Homeless
There are plenty of much less expensive solutions to the homeless problem.
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California: Student Groups Express Support for Palestine and Hamas
These people are possessed by the spirit of Hitler.