Category: Featured Stories
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Boris Johnson Endorses Trump, Claims He’ll Support the Ukraine War
Huh.
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China: Man Unjustly Disqualified from Marathon for Smoking After Finishing with a Good Time
Uncle Chen is a hero, proving once again that the anti-smoking movement is a conspiracy by women who just want to take away everything that men enjoy out of spite.
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Pope Francis Says Sexual Pleasure is a Gift from God, Pretends “Falling in Love” is Not About Reproduction
“Falling in love” is a chemical process related to reproduction.
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Japan: Man with 4 Wives and 2 Girlfriends Wants to Have 54 Children
Watanabe Ryuta will single-dickedly save Japan.
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NATO May Fight Russia in the Next 20 Years, Top Official Announces
It’s called World War Anus.
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The Science Still Trying to Create Human-Pig Hybrids
They say it’s to “save lives.”
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New Zealand: Country’s First Refugee MP Quits After Being Accused of Shoplifting
She allegedly went crazy after people said mean words to her on the internet.
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Germany’s Real Problem: Women Earning 18% Less on Average Than Men
“Women in the workplace” is literally a policy to reduce the population.
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Seattle Teacher Tells Students Identifying as Straight is Offensive
Being alive is offensive.
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Scotland: Paki Overlord Uncomfortable with the “National” in His Party’s Name
I wonder why…
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NATO Starts Biggest Drills Since Cold War
Don’t worry about it.
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America Bending Rules to Keep Supplying Israel Despite Abuses, Investigation Reveals
The American government is run by Jews.
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California: NBA Assistant Coach Dies of Heart Attack at 46
Very common, these days.
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The “Peace Plan” That Zelensky Presented at the WEF is Bonkers
Meanwhile, the boomers are totally obsessed with stuff you read on the Daily Stormer many years ago.
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Bitchmade Nigga Kanye to Release 40-Minute Video of Himself Apologizing to Jews
Literally “yes massa, I’m sorry massa, I won’t do it again, massa.”