You can duck and cover or shoot back.

We're gonna need a bigger hoax.

Oh no he didn't.

This is still America.

I actually might agree things would be better if Putin was a woman. Everything would for sure be a lot more violent.

How is Macron even a real person?

Someone had to say something about this evil gas station owner thing.

What did you think was going to happen? Why is the media setting itself up to just keep failing over and over again?

I'm praying for Marilyn Manson, and you should be too.

It's part and parcel of God sending Moslems to kill you because you're faggots.

The nigga was firing shots at the cops.

Chris don't do it!

I don't want to be the guy who says that everyone who dies died from the vaccine. 

Something is going to need to happen to advance this plot.

Respect.

Evil oil companies is playing better than evil Russians. Someone has to be evil.

If this is actually the real story - can you imagine if Russia and/or China decided to actually start hacking America? 

Of course, it's a moot point. But it is moving to see a 100-year-old man effectively say he should have switched sides. 

According to a recent poll, 92% of Americans split with both parties on the plan to prioritize the Ukraine over America. 

It's funny that they are faking polls to make it look like 30% support Biden. 

He was not a "Nazi."

None of this is ever going to end until it's over.

Russians are God's Chosen People, if any people are chosen by God, and I stand by them until the end, even if they won't give me back my website.

Jews apologizing? Now I've seen everything!

It's about time, Germany.

The only people in America who are not fat are on fentanyl, or they are homosexuals on steroids. 

It's now awesome when anyone makes any kind of basic statement. 

The US is refusing the Ukraine any right to negotiate. They just have to die.

A tranny has to realize: they don't have long on this earth before they kill themselves. That time should be spent trying to make people who hate women's sports as happy as possible. 

Maybe these hoes should have sued the game instead of the playa.

None of this stuff ever goes away. 

“I’m the fucking President! Take me up to the Capitol now!”

It's no longer deniable, and the whole thing just looks like a circus show. 

At this NATO summit, they are saying that the Ukraine is going to take back the Donbass and Crimea. 

Lloyd Austin is literally black. 

This is why we need Hunter to challenge his father for the nomination in 2024.

America is the least functional country on earth.

Isn't someone going to stop this? Jesus? Calling on Jesus!

It's over for you, hoe. Stay mad.

The West just makes these wild, baseless accusations, while Russia is like "well, uh - we have video, so..." 

This is goofy.

Memes about hoes being mad.

It's anyone's guess as to why Jews feel comfortable telling people this in public. 

Maybe robot dogs will finally turn the tides in favor of the Ukraine, and allow them to finally take Moscow? 

It's the film America needs right now.

Experts warn it's coming.

What?

Sorry, I don't mean to laugh.

Seriously though - imagine the nerve of Zelensky just saying "actually, I'm already in NATO." 

This one went a bit off the rails. We're in a transformative stage here, folks. I'm poking around and trying to find a new direction for my art.

I'm so sick of talking about China. What does China have to do with my life and my problems?

Honestly, I saw Greta and thought it was going to be another "current thing crossover event."

Imagine that both France and the UK have more freedom than the US. 

What?

Never go full kook.

Why does the Pope refuse to excommunicate Joe Biden?

Lukashenko is a good bad cop.

"Everything will be sucked up by murderous female narcissism."

She probably won't turn up dead. 

Do they think that the whole country is banning abortion?

How long was this guy spending in the shower in the first place?

Desperation.

Hoes mad. Hoes mad never changes.

Wow mass shootings happen in countries with gun control? I thought that was physically impossible?

I'm so tired of being oppressed by this rules-based free and open international order.

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Wow, this article is garbage. I know that and I didn't even read it. I need a vacation.

This was completely unexpected!

Hmmm. Wonder why Netflix is doing so poorly?

It's an economic union! The Ukraine is an extremely lucrative trading partner, given the number of cadavers they're producing daily.

I would rather be exterminated by robots than have Jews force my son to have gay sex.

These Jews are getting worse.

Parents often feel uncomfortable about teaching their sons to suck dick.

The interesting part is there was a cause.

It's a good thing the Republicans are so pro-war. 

World War III has already begun, and one side or the other is going to win it. 

If I were Putin, I would be using mustard gas. 

"Every joke has a victim."

If you resisted the vaccine and kept your blood pure, now you can rejoice in knowing it was all worth it. 

I've never heard of anything like this in my entire life. 

Wait - aren't staged gas plans by the Germans an anti-Semitic dog whistle? 

It's never over.

Shhhh. Just relax. Everything is going according to plan.

No one is going to believe a mass shooting narrative after this. This is a Jussie Smollett incident for the cops and gun-grabber Democrats. 

Is this bait?

It's a long story.

Folks, you just need to eat meat and a few vegetables. That's all. 

We here at Daily Stormer engage only in the most fair and balanced reporting. 

It's that time again! Best time of the week!

For God's sake, man - people are dying! 

I wish they would start calling Mexico "Meh-hee-ko."

I have to say, I'm shocked. I can't say if I'm shocked in a good way or a bad way. 

Elon hasn't sold his Bitcoin, and that's the only thing I care about. 

Trump has vowed to arrest everyone involved in the production of the show.

My traffic is still great, frankly.

The deeper America digs, the better it is in the long run, because they've chosen a hill to die on that they are going to die on. 

Just another strange coincidence!

Bullying while they still can.

You gotta give it to Trump - he never started any wars!

This is a ruse. 

Imagine living in a country that had national pride instead of pride in teaching gay anal fisting to preschoolers.

New strategy: bombing the houses of random people for no reason.

There was never a chance of the request being denied.

We are already in a death spiral. 

$100 billion in free money, and this Jew can't afford a shirt. They offered him a cheap suit, and he said he'd rather spend that $700 on killing random people for no reason.

But we're just going to keep sending weapons also.

What is democracy?

Will the evil plan succeed??? Stay tuned to find out!

What's the plan here, guys?

Omg so sad.

The New York Post is supposed to be "conservative" - and yet, it is somehow the most Jewish thing on the internet.

Just chill. It's fine. You were doomed from the day you were conceived. No point in getting upset about it.

What?

I don't even know, man.

The fate of the world will be decided based on a competition for who gets to keep this large negress. 

Do not be afraid.

With what army???

I want you to understand.

I'm so sick of having a clear understanding of the world in a world where people are this stupid. It is just so exhausting. 

Rest in piss, faggot. 

T O T A L A R Y A N V I C T O R Y

A German citizen recently asked about this, begging the German government "don't leave me high, don't leave me dry." 

Mom's gonna fix it all soon.

Do these anus people want a nuclear war?

Wait, what?

(Optical illusions are now a new and exciting feature of Stormer Daily.) 

I tend to assume this woman was involved in witchcraft, and the elephant was sent as God's vengeance. 

Welp. Can't say I didn't warn you.

Why do these people even go outside if they are so afraid of life? Covid taught us they can just stay inside.

It's time society as a conversation about difficulties in not splattering poop everywhere while you're getting things shoved in your ass.

The plan was perfect. There was just one problem: no one cares.

Let us take the time to dissect a fake news story from The Guardian.

WHOOPS!

This is a yet another place where if the US was not run by morons, they wouldn't even comment at all. 

Liz Cheney should have a sign over her head reading: "Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here."

The Washington Post of all places being forced to fire a woman for acting like a woman is a big W for the patriarchy. 

He was the "Battle Faggot."

I think we all knew it wasn't really about Russia.

Weird retard - big shocker.

It's hard out here, brah.