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There will be a reckoning. 

SPOILER ALERT: The punchline is "don't do blowjobs with your wife."

This is the closest thing to Illness Materials you're getting this week, my dear friend.

Phase One has not even begun.

If the meaning of life was happiness, we just as easily could have never been born at all. 

You need to recognize that your family are braindead morons and just let it be.

Author's Note: The Illness Revelations have not ever gotten to the good parts, because they've stalled as I was trying to write these AI articles, and didn't feel like writing them, so kept procrastinating with filler. However, we are really rolling now. This article contains one of the biggest and most important ideas of the AI section of the revelations, and we are close to being able to move on.

Just when you thought AI Week couldn't get any less related to AI, the Supreme Leader of the Irish turns around and does something like this.

Anglin has dug himself a hole he can't climb out of by promising to write about AI the whole week.

We would all feel a lot better about doing captchas if we felt we were helping build the AI.

Okay, so... AI Week off to a rough start. This was supposed to be a BLITZ.

Good memes here and you're also in for another fascinating treat: the dawn of a months-long campaign of aggressive e-begging, which relies on emotional manipulation, in particular flooding the reader with an intense sense of personal guilt for letting down me, a personal friend. I am forced to ask myself how could [INSERT YOUR NAME], my dear personal friend with whom I have a very meaningful parasocial relationship, leave me struggling to keep the site online? If you are already feeling enough shame and guilt, please email me at staunchleftist1999@proton.me, and I will send you a unique BTC address. If you haven't yet begun to respond to the aggressive and psychologically-based emotional manipulation campaign, well then, I advise you to still go ahead and get ready for it. Because if you have any heart at all, the guilt will soon set in, and you will be sending me massive amounts of cold, hard crypto.

Do not be alarmed.

Did you?

Daily dose of REVELATION in the run-up to getting SERIOUS. We are approaching the end of the PROLOGUE as we prepare to pull back the VEIL and destroy what you call "REALITY."

People really dislike these roadblocking protests.

Illness, meet filler. Shake hands. I want a clean fight.

CAUTION - EDGY HUMOR INVOLVING SODOMY FOLLOWED BY PREACHY RELIGIOUS MATERIALS. ILLNESS ADJACENT.

You think the Illness Revelations are in full swing? This is just the beginning of the prologue.

Why are women allowed in Antarctica in the first place?

Week #3 of the Illness Revelations has begun on a site that is running very well despite the massive ongoing post-7/10 (10/7 for fat people) DDoSing. You can see the themes in the banner. You can see that some of them we've done and some we haven't. So, we need to knock those out and then we're finished. That will be the end. Just joking. I already have a second banner lined up. Not all of the themes of the Revelations would fit in one banner. It's already impossible to read on a phone, I'm sure. There is really no end in sight, aside from my looming death. Last week was kind of a cool down week, what with me dealing with my own personal revelations regarding my Irishness. This week is supposed to be different energy entirely - I want to focus on robot stuff. We've already got robot art, now we need robot information. I've got some takes on this I haven't seen anywhere else, though to be honest, I don't really listen to anyone else. I suspect it's fresh. The takes I do see from the retarded hordes that exist outside of the walls of this website and its very intellectual and handsome readership are saying things that are stupid. It's like that time Paul Krugman (JEWISH KIKE) said in 1998 that the internet was a fad and would be over by 2005. That's how I feel. They're not saying AI will be over in a few years, but they're saying stupid things like "it will take 63.8% of existing jobs." I hate that shit - some exact number, like they did a real serious study that is pinpointing the precise number of jobs that will be lost to AI. This is some way to feel in control. Then they say it will "create new jobs." Like what, you fat retard - typing prompts? Wtf are you talking about "it will create jobs"? Anyway, yeah, we're going into that. It's not as exciting as abolishing the age of consent, but it's nonetheless something that needs to be talked about. I'll try to make it edgy and humorous in a way that appeals to gifted teenage boys who feel alienated by society as well as millennials who are middle-aged and yet still feel like teenagers because of social alienation preventing normal adult socialization. I always do my best. (That alienation was caused by white women, by the way - stop blaming Jews for things white women do. The only thing worse than a white knight is a white knight who blames Jews for women's behavior. Instead of gassing Jews in fake shower rooms, Hitler should have just abolished the age of consent and legalized rape. He probably would have won and all this gay shit would have been fixed before any of us were born.)

The Illness Revelations will continue this week with big features, much better than previous ones.

This is an Illness Revelations article AND filler (a truly dynamic duo). I know it's current events, and we're trying to keep current events out of the Illness Revelations official category, but we have to consider, [INSERT YOUR NAME], my dear personal friend with whom I have a meaningful parasocial relationship: people will be reading the collected Illness Revelations 100 and 1,000 years from now, so we need to provide some historical context of when these Revelations occurred. You will surely recall that the illness itself coincided with the Hamas attack. I do not believe this is a coincidence.

The Illness Revelations have barely even begun. But they're not happening today because the site is basically totally down.

What's even the crime here?

The film is not really about the Irish. That is more just an aesthetic thing.

We'd be a lot stronger together, my dearest kinsmen.

Because the grass is green.

I hope OJ is doing as well as he seems to be doing.

Imagine my shock!

SORRY LATE - PLEASE DON'T READ THE TEXT IT'S TRASH.

As the period of the revelations enters its second week, we reflect on the status of the thing.

NEARLY 7,000 WORDS. CONCLUSION OF FIRST WEEK OF ILLNESS REVELATIONS. DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, TRY TO READ THIS MATERIAL.

This is basically illness tier.

He has further declared "the global supremacy of the Irish race."

Self-pity is the most destructive force in the human universe.

Cool story, bro.

This is the Illness Revelations centerpiece of the day, even though it doesn't contain any actual illness revelations.

It's very important.

Drink responsibly and don't let these whores make you feel like you're doing something wrong.

Elon Musk as a yipping chihuahua who yips and nips at people then turns to flee and starts pissing on himself and shivering might go down as the greatest of the Illness Revelations.

Sorry!

Late. Sorry. But this shit is friggin' funny. Cherry on top of glorious Monday: fresh new energy, peaceful filial piety, actual direct promotion of alcoholism as a healthy lifestyle choice (yo, hello? Self-service department? Can I get a callback to the previous article or do I have to do it myself?), astonishing/overwhelming word count, confounding messianic delusions. Jarring shifts between apparently serious statements and humorous statements, including unclear or potentially ironic self-depreciating humor, without any form of delineation or discernible pattern - fun new style of blurring humor and seriousness that I just thought of 3 hours ago and haven't fully fleshed out (you, my dearest parasocial companion on earth - yes, I am speaking to you, [INSERT YOUR NAME], as an individual, as someone you have a personal relationship with - get to ride along for the process of fleshing out the new style!). You think you know Stormer shock racism humor after a decade of it? Well, hit the refresh button, pal, because during my delusional brain illness state a week and a half ago, I invented 37 new ways to use the word "NIGGER." Guess what? I also invented at least three and maybe four separate ways to justify forced child marriage while making it seem like a joke. How edgy is that?? PLUS: Bombardment with secret messages (widely-celebrated new official Stormer terminology for exciting self-referential humor). Yeah. I'm thinking I'm back.

It is a new Stormer epoch. The Illness Revelations have already begun.

LOOOOOOOOONG