These "diet" fake sugars make you fatter and make everything else worse as well.
Read More »White House Puts Up Fences to Protect Themselves from Protesters Calling for End to Gaza Slaughter
The protesters are just going to have the shit beat out of them by DC cops.
Read More »Russia Sends Nuclear Submarine to Visit Cuba as US Continues to Claim Russia is Joking About Nuclear War
Putin appears to do what he says he's going to do.
Read More »Report: Alex Jones Forced to Sell Infowars to Pay Sandy Hoaxsters
Just for the record: no one died at Sandy Hook.
Read More »Jews Purposefully Bomb UN School in Central Gaza, Killing at Least 14 Children and 9 Women
It was a Hamas base.
Read More »Cellphone “Addiction” is a Very Bad Behavior, But “Addiction” is a Total Hoax – How About Making Better Decisions?
Teach yourself to keep it real.
Read More »Florida: 14-Year-Old Ukraine Skank Beats Poor Old Grandma to Death Over Confiscated Cellular Phone
We definitely don't need any Ukraine immigrants.
Read More »Former Facebook Employee Sues, Denounces Suppression of Pro-Palestinian Content
I don't even blame Zuck for this shit, tbh.
Read More »Jews Claim They Will Stop Putting Random Palestinians in Military-Run Torture Camps
I don't believe this at all.
Read More »Bibi Says Jews Ready for “Very Strong Action” Against Lebanon
Rafah is not really that important in the larger scheme of their plans.
Read More »Poll: Majority of Young People in the UK Think Israel Shouldn’t Even Exist at All
Just wipe them out!
Read More »Putin Suggests Giving Weapons to Nations Opposed to the US-Anal Alliance
Shit just got real.
Read More »House Passes Legislation Sanctioning “Illegitimate” ICC Over Bibi Arrest Warrant
But isn't the International Criminal Court part of the International Rules-Based Order?
Read More »Whoopsie Daisy: Corona Vax “Could be to Blame” for Massive Rise in Excess Deaths, Scientists Finally Admit
Time for retards to apologize to Andrew Anglin, once more.
Read More »Remote Amazon Tribe Now Hooked on Bizarre White Man Porn Thanks to Elon Musk’s Starlink
Shouldn't he be forced to explain why he is doing this?
Read More »Columbia University to Provide Special Police to Escort Every Jew Student Around Campus
It's the least we can do for a people that are this oppressed. Can you even imagine if you went somewhere and someone said something mean to you?
Read More »KKK Antisemite Biden Tells Time Magazine That Bibi is Prolonging the Gaza Slaughter for Political Gain
Time to finish off these Nazis once and for all. And Trump is the man for the job.
Read More »Make Sure There’s No Round in the Chamber When You Stick Your Call of Duty Pride Gun Up Your Ass
Just keep giving these people money and they will keep sticking things up your ass.
Read More »Donald Trump Biography for Kids
Take a ten question quiz about this page.
Read More »Vagina Jew “Climate Scientist” Phase Shifts in as President of Mexico [Article Includes Important Analysis of Hookers and Sexual Sins]
Well, that's not great news.
Read More »Watch: Alex Jones Breaks Down as He Reveals Eminent Fed Attack on Infowars
"All we’re trying to do is save America, and they’re fucking us over, over and over again... it’s just so sick - it’s sick, it’s sick. I want to leave - because it’s going to be over, folks."
Read More »Hamas Holding Positions in Northern Gaza That Israel Defines as “Cleared” (They Might Skip Rafah and Go Straight for Lebanon)
It's all about triggering a US war with Iran. I said this on day one, and nothing has changed, because I am the master of geopolitical analysis.
Read More »San Francisco: Brutal Militarized Cops Arrest 70 Anti-Genocide Activists at Israeli Consulate
Is just brutalizing people going to solve the problem of people disagreeing with Israel's genocide?
Read More »Brandon Won’t Go to Zelensky’s Fake “Peace Summit,” Sending Kamala
What is the goal of this, other than to look like a bunch of retards?
Read More »Memetic Monday: Where Should I be Buried?
It's Monday, my beloved parasocial friend. It's time for us to spend special friend time together.
Read More »Jew-on-Jew Crime: Zelensky Condemns Israel in Singapore, Says He’ll Make Them Stop
Ukraine Jews need that money, Israel Jews.
Read More »Singapore: Goof Trooper Zelensky Shows Up Uninvited, Makes Outrageous Threats Against China, Others
He is basically threatening the entire world at this point.
Read More »Maldives Bans Israelis from Entering Country – Jew Officials Tell Jews to Flee the Country!
This time the world.
Read More »Hungary Sees Massive Anti-War Protest as Ukraine Situation Continues to Get Goofier by the Hour
This is nearly a million people, it looks like. In a small country.
Read More »China Sends New Hawkish Defense Minister to Singapore to Declare That Taiwan Traitors Will be Nailed to the Pillar of Shame
Americans are always trying to ruin anything peaceful in nature and transform it into a bloodbath.
Read More »White House Says Brandon Doesn’t Really Want WWIII (He’s Just Pretending, I Guess?)
So what are we doing then? What is the goal here?
Read More »Philly: Hundreds of Anti-Israel Protesters Interrupt Anal Pride Parade
NO PRIDE IN GENOCIDE!
Read More »Aide Claims Bibi “Accepts” Biden’s Ceasefire Plan
I'll believe it when I see it. Actually, I still won't believe it then either.
Read More »Idaho: Awesome Heterosexual Bar Declares June “Heterosexual Awesomeness Month”
I hope it goes well for this bar and their dog.
Read More »Trump Cheered with “Fuck Joe Biden” Chant at UFC 302
On the same Saturday as UFC, the British were marching in support of Trump.
Read More »Valrogofmorgothyr Zelenskyyiiiy Claims Trump has to Refuse Any Peace Deal or Become a “Loser President”
The Z-Man fears Trump will be too focused on Israel to pay attention to his war.
Read More »Unvaccinated Voters Overwhelmingly Backing Trump Despite Vax Shilling, Poll Shows
I guess because these retards think they have to support someone. You don't, in fact, have to support anyone.
Read More »Boeing’s Largest Factory in “Panic Mode,” Trying to Keep Employees Silent as They Duct Tape Jets Together
White women will risk their lives to prove they support black mechanics.
Read More »Lazy Sunday (Sorry Friends)
I apologize for being late.
Read More »Chile Joins ICJ Genocide Case Against Jews, Demands “Permanent” Solution to Jewish Problem
It's a bit like that quote from Adolf Hitler where he said that if he were to lose the war, his ghost would rise from the grave and the world would know he was right.
Read More »NYC: Kids and Teachers Walk Out of School in Anti-Genocide Protest
The genocide seems to be getting less and less popular as the days go by.
Read More »New York: Palestinian Nurse Denounces Gaza Genocide While Accepting Award, Gets Fired, Dragged Out by Cops
We cannot exist as a country with this tiny minority, this ethnic mafia, running the entire country while claiming that they don't run it.
Read More »Watch: Five Colorful Spirit Airlines Employees Attack Man for Some Reason (Possibly No Reason)
This is why America is the greatest country on earth and the indispensable nation.
Read More »RT Publishes Op-Ed Calling for Russia to Drop a Nuke
I lol'd.
Read More »Don’t Vote for the Child Murderer Donald Trump. Don’t Vote for Anyone.
This is the new age of the Stormer: the anti-politics age. Also, I'm going to publish the Illness Revelations when they're ready. I've got a lot going on behind the scenes. Interesting moves are being made. You'll be happy with the results (unless you're Jewish).
Read More »Trump Convicted of 34 Counts of Paying Off Hooker Using the Wrong Bank Account
The third Trump campaign is literally the same thing as the third Star Wars trilogy.
Read More »Cancer-Riddled Jew Jamie Raskin Praised as “Stunning and Brave” After Posting Masturbation Video on New York Times Website
Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson was recently nominated for a People's Choice Award by the entertainment channel MTV.
Read More »Three Machete-Wielding People of Color (Formerly “Colored People” or “Coloreds”) Enrich Unspecified Man at Times Square McDonald’s in CD Dispute
Embrace tradition.
Read More »Texas: Smugglers Moving in Hordes of Invasive Entities Inside Horse Trailers
Rolling rolling rolling keep them doggies rolling.
Read More »Israel Threatening to Murder Families of ICC Officials May Amount to “Crimes Against Justice”
They can kill anyone they want because of a pile of shoes.
Read More »Memetic Thursday: The Ultimate Thursday Meme Massacre
If this isn't good, the fault lies with other people.
Read More »Ayatollah Sends Message of Support to ABSOLUTE KINGS Protesting on College Campuses
KINGS.
Read More »Watch: Driver Attempts to Run Over Orthodox Jews in Brooklyn
He was allegedly jamming to Blue Oyster Cult.
Read More »A Bunch of the Companies That Said They Would Leave Russia Never Did, Now Saying They Probably Won’t
Companies only pretend to care about enforcing morality. If companies actually start losing money to enforce morality, you should be really scared, because you've entered a bizarre new social order where people are going to force things on you.
Read More »Vanity Fair Edits Out Guy Pearce’s Palestine Pin from Photo Shoot
I guess if you're sick of Jews killing kids in Palestine, you're definitely also sick of dealing with Jews in Hollywood.
Read More »Putin Warns Western Faggots That He Can Nuke Their Cities Off the Map Whenever He Wants
Is it worth it, bro?
Read More »Mossad Director Stalked and Hunted Noble ICC Negress Threatening and Intimidating Her Black Ass, The Guardian Reveals
That bitch ain't give a shit bot no ratty Jew try to spook she ass.
Read More »Russian Liberal Party Now has 0% Support
The US has totally abandoned the color revolution plan in Russia.
Read More »In Speech to “Donors in New York,” Trump Vows to Deport Pro-Palestine Students to Protect Jews from Criticism
DO NOT VOTE.
Read More »Fatmerican Whores Getting Pregnant on Magic Weight Loss Drug, Babies Likely to be Mutants
Beware a magic drug.
Read More »New York Democrat Declares Military Recruitment Failure is “Deeply Problematic as a Democracy”
If Biden is reappointed, he's going to have to do a draft.
Read More »Maybe the Bear Wouldn’t Have Been Messing with the Kid If He Didn’t Look Like Such a Pussy?
Bears are drilling pussy like oil rigs drilling for black gold while the white man don't even lift.
Read More »Macron Says “Everyone is Completely Fucked”
I'm getting pretty darn tired of people saying something is going to happen while nothing ever happens.
Read More »Responding to Polish Retard, Medvedev Says Fatmerican Plan to Attack Russian Targets Would Trigger World War
Why is Europe at war with Russia again?
Read More »Jews Bomb Rafah, Burn Dozens of People Alive
The Jews are celebrating.
Read More »34-Year-Old Married Mother of Two Special Needs Teacher Accused of Repeated Sex with 16-Year-Old Retard
It looks like she might have had special needs of her own.
Read More »China Meeting with South Korea and Japan to Improve Relationship
Everyone wants to make money.
Read More »Top UK Science Man Claims “New Pandemic” is “Absolutely Inevitable”
This is what I've been saying. It's a Jewish conspiracy!
Read More »Brandon Tells West Point Graduates They Have to Go to War Against Moslems, Russians, And the Chinese
He said "indispensable nation" lol
Read More »Israel Intensifies Rafah Massacre After ICJ Ruling Against Their Diabolical Acts
This train is headed all the way to Tehran.
Read More »Arizona Doctors Can Take Patients to California to Perform Abortions Under New Law
Newsom wants California to become a "sanctuary" for child sacrifice.
Read More »Bibi Will Address US Congress Soon, Four-Eyes Johnson Says
What do people think when they see this shit?
Read More »Slovakia: Assassination Attempt was Driven by Pro-Ukraine Sentiment
Of course, we're just going to get more "lone gunman" bullshit.
Read More »Negress Who Beat Kaylee Gain Into a Coma Won’t be Charged as an Adult
Shocker!
Read More »Memetic Friday: The Cream of the Crop
With a vengeance.
Read More »AP Finally Reports Israel is Losing the War, So This is Now a Big News Story
We've been saying this for months, citing all the facts, but it only matters when the mainstream media says it.
Read More »Cops Using Food as a Weapon Against UCLA Anti-Israel Protesters
It won't be long before the IDF is dropping ten ton bombs on American college campuses.
Read More »Harvard: Massive Commencement Walkout as Students Chant “FREE PALESTINE”
I also have a press freedom problem.
Read More »Tornado Rapes Iowa Wind Turbines (Just Bury Them in Landfills to Further Poison the Groundwater)
If global warmers aren't stopped, they are going to poison the entire earth and make it unlivable for most forms of life.
Read More »After Macron’s Massive Ukraine Moralization Barrage, Poll Shows Only 10% of French Give a Shit
People should refuse to vote in these elections.
Read More »Dastardly Boy-Lover Lindsey Graham Whines That If ICC Goes After Israel They Will Soon Come for Him
I'm not sure why he would think this was even a good case to make.
Read More »The Science Announces AI-Powered Head Transplants, New Bodies Available
Fricking epic.
Read More »Families of Uvalde Victims Settle for $2M After Badge Niggers Sat Around Doing Nothing While Kids Died
If your kids are ever trapped in a school with a mass shooter, tell the cops that the shooter criticized aid to Israel.
Read More »Why is No One Concerned About the Fact That Russia is Doing Nuclear Exercises on the Ukraine Border?
I guess people aren't really concerned about the threat of a nuclear war. Kind of interesting how disinterested they are.
Read More »Israel Seizes AP Equipment [NOTE: Article Contains Important Information]
You can't just film Jews.
Read More »Watch: Protesters Disrupt Blinken During Senate Testimony – “Butcher of Gaza!”
Is Antony Blinken Jewish?
Read More »UN Stops Trying to Get Food to Starving Children in Rafah Because the Jews Just Murder the Aid Workers
They are allowed to do this because Hitler put their shoes in a big pile.
Read More »Germany: Top AfD Politician Raided After Allegations of “Money Laundering”
He's accused of taking money from Russia.
Read More »Will Trump Truly Bring a Unified Reich?
I don't believe this campaign promise at all.
Read More »Volodomormoyrnyr Demands More and More and More for His Endless War
This guy sure is demanding.
Read More »Brandon Calls ICC Arrest Warrant for Bibi “Outrageous,” Confirms Eternal Allegiance to Baby-Killing Jews
Brandon is between a rock and a hard Jewish cock.
Read More »Canada: Old People Having Psychotic Breakdowns Due to Legal Ultra-Weed
Why did they legalize weed? The only possible reason is that they want to hurt people.
Read More »Taiwan’s Gay New Fake President Uses Inauguration Speech to Attack Mainland Common Sense
What percentage of Taiwan supports war and losing money in the name of anal supremacy?
Read More »NYPD Taking Heat Over Needless Violence Against Protesters Who Criticize Jews
The cops are unhinged psychos.
Read More »Families Looking for Religious Alternatives to Boy Scouts as Organization Focuses on Anal
They're about to rebrand to "Scouting America."
Read More »Federal Judge Blocks Biden Administration’s Attempt to Expand Gun Background Checks
Demon-RATS are obsessed with taking people's guns.
Read More »Georgia: President Vagina Tooth Vetoes Law Requiring Western Psychological Operations Groups to Register as Foreign Agents
Are these people not witnessing what is happening to the other allies of America?
Read More »Watch: Psycho NYC Cops Attack Protesters on the Street for Criticizing Israel, Arrest at Least a Dozen
We need to bring in Hamas peacekeepers to arrest the NYPD.
Read More »Maryland: Court Refuses to Let Religious Elementary School Children Opt-Out of Anal Lessons
The kids gotta learn to get fisted sometime. Might as well be in elementary school.
Read More »Some Question Boeing Whistleblower’s Suicide Note
It makes sense.
Read More »I Stand with Kurt
Here at Stormer Daily, we will always respect Nirvana, unlike many faggots who deserve to die.
Read More »Wang Says the US Responsible for Ukraine War, US are Fat Retards
How can the US claim it is a force for peace? All they do is start wars all over the world.
Read More »Brandon May Not Even Attend Zelensky’s Goof-Ass Fake “Peace Conference”
No one is taking this seriously.
Read More »Anal Imperative: Warsaw Government Bans Display of Christian Symbols, Forces Pronouns, Gayness
Poland is in freefall. How do the Poles feel about this, I wonder?
Read More »Israel Says They Can’t Commit Genocide Because the Only Genocide is the “Holocaust”
"The Holocaust" needs to be put on trial.
Read More »Thomas Massie Threatens to Subpoena CDC for Vax Data
I don't really care what's in the vax. I just hope everyone who took it dies soon.
Read More »NATO Forms Unholy Alliance with Homosexual Movement
The US is an evil, anal empire, and God shall destroy it for the sins it has done to boys.
Read More »BRICS Nations Will Not Attend Zelensky “Peace Summit” Where He is Again Calling for Unconditional Surrender
He is losing very badly, his military is on the verge of collapse, and he's demanding unconditional surrender, and the West is supporting this. It's surreal.
Read More »Back on Top Again! No Surrender!
BACK
Read More »Shooter of Slovakian Prime Minister Confirmed Ukraine Supporter
Hopefully, after Fico recovers, he becomes even more aggressive in his opposition to this stupid, insane war. That's what I'd do if someone tried to kill me.
Read More »House Approves Bill That Will Defund American Military Until Brandon Sends All Shipments to Israel
This Johnson fellow is the worst human being that ever lived.
Read More »China and Russia Announce Even Stronger Sino-Friendship Agenda
America is not only evil, it is retarded.
Read More »US Bans Chinese “Genocide Cotton”
The fact that the US comes out with this while they are actively supporting a real and very obvious genocide in Palestine is especially egregious.
Read More »Spain Tells Ship Carrying Weapons to Israel They Can’t Dock
Spain of all countries (it's definitely not a primary European power) telling the Americans to go to hell is a serious sign of things to come.
Read More »Memetic Thursday: We are So Back
Nigga, I was born on it.
Read More »Iran Says They’re Going to Build Nukes If Israel Continues Threatening Them
It's unclear whether or not Iran could actually build such a bomb.
Read More »DAMAGE CONTROL: Brandon Claims He Will Send Israel Fewer Weapons If Jews “Go Into” Rafah
What does this mean? The Jews are already mass bombing Gaza, and moving their troops to surround it.
Read More »Ohio: Attorney General Says He’s Going to Use Ancient Anti-KKK Face-Covering Law to Ruin Students’ Lives with Felony Charges
Well, that's an escalation.
Read More »Ireland: Students End Blockade After University Agrees to Divest from Israel
The last thing the Irish government wants is a protest spinning out of control.
Read More »TikTok Sues US Government Over Ban Law
This is about JEWS.
Read More »US Investigating Musk’s Murder Machines After Massive Recall Fails to Stop “Autopilot” Crashes
Why doesn't it work, Elon?
Read More »Amsterdam University: Teachers Call for New Anti-Israel Protest After Brutal Police Clampdown
The narrative now being pushed on Fox News is that these protesters are actually terrorists.
Read More »Republicans Move to Punish Ilhan Omar for Criticism of Jews
She's a very easy target.
Read More »Poland: High Court Judge Defects to Belarus, Claims US Planning to Turn Poland Into a War Zone
Wonder what he knew?
Read More »Boy Scouts of America Announces Official New Name: “Scouting America”
What are they "Scouting America" for?
Read More »Israel Officially Announces Rafah Slaughter, Moving in Full Force
They are going to kill tens of thousands more innocent people.
Read More »Brandon Condemns “Ancient Hatred of Jews,” Victim-Blames Palestinians for Jewish Mass Murder
But why do people hate the Jews tho?
Read More »Israelis Accuse Americans of Botching Ceasefire Talks
The Israelis agreed to these talks, then publicly said they wouldn't honor the results, then refused to send a delegation.
Read More »“Hamas Accepts Ceasefire Deal” is Basically a Fake Headline, Israel Continues Bombing
Israel had already said they would not accept their own terms, but the media decided to announce Hamas had accepted different terms.
Read More »RNC’s New Spokesman is a 28-Year-Old “Proud Religious Jew” Bikini Model
Them chosen ones is beautiful.
Read More »Marco Rubio, Tom Cotton, Other Gays Send ICC Threatening Letter Regarding Potential Warrant for Jews
The lunatic tone of the threats is notable: "We will target you," "[we will] sanction your employees and associates, and bar you and your families from the United States," "you have been warned."
Read More »MIT Students Break in After Police Raid, Columbia Cancels Graduation
Scenes from Rafah are going to start coming in soon. It's not going to help with shutting it down.
Read More »Random Scientists Announce New “General Vaccine” Against “Unknown Viruses”
Just take this untested vaccine against a virus that no one even claims exists.
Read More »Russia Does Nuclear Drills After France and US Threaten NATO Invasion of the Ukraine
What about Israel though?
Read More »It Begins: Eldritch Abominations Tell Humans in Rafah to Evacuate, Begin Bombing Houses
It appears to have begun.
Read More »Government Now Hyping New “Pandemic” Hoax
It's easy to see how the government would think a flu hoax would be the way to shut down all anti-war protests.
Read More »Axios Claims Brandon has Shut Down Weapons to Israel (Obvious Hoax!)
Rumors like this are good for the US.
Read More »Jew Schumer Sends Jews $400 Million FREE Because They Got Emails Saying There was a Bomb
There were not any bombs!
Read More »US Says No Defense Deal for Saudi Unless They Recognize Israel
How could this be possible?
Read More »World Food Program Goes Full-Blown Hitler by Accusing Israel of Full-Blown Famine
These people are targeting the Jews out of hatred, because they want a new Holocaust.
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