Don't you guys like calamari?
Read More »They Finally Found a White Cop to Blame for the Flattening of Tire Nichols
There's always a white man behind bad stuff!
Read More »Evil Cops Destroy Black Man’s Cocaine Delivery Startup
Yet another example of systemic racism.
Read More »Watch: Two Older Black Boys Beat 9-Year-Old Girl Aboard School Bus in Florida
Just blacks doing black things.
Read More »After Taking Over Arkansas, Sarah Huckabee to Ban Drag Shows on Public Property
These evil people are against the sexual liberation of kids.
Read More »Jew Vindman Doing “Private” Project to Hire Hundreds of Americans to Do Repairs on Ukraine Battlefield
Private companies can do whatever they want.
Read More »Spy Balloon: Dawn of the Balloon Age
The Age of Satellites is over.
Read More »Non-Fat MSNBC Host Gets Heart Problems, Blames Common Cold
Yeah, I'm sure a cold did it.
Read More »More Than 80% of Americans Think of Country as Dysfunctional Family About to Split Apart
Time for a divorce?
Read More »Third World Migrants Turn First World NYC Hotel Into Third World Shithole
This is exactly what is happening to America as a whole.
Read More »Black DC City Employee Arrested for Shooting 13-Year-Old Black Criminal
The "victim" was out stealing cars at 4 in the morning.
Read More »Federal Complaint Claims 3 Universities Excluded White Students from Country Music Program
Country music's white supremacy must be stopped somehow.
Read More »House Armed Services Committee Says “Keev” Unlikely to Take Crimea
There is definitely something going on here.
Read More »CIA Joins Jurassic Park Agenda to Resurrect Extinct Species
Let's do this I'm bored.
Read More »Watch: California Police Kill Black Double Amputee and Wheelchair User
Cops are at fault again here.
Read More »Connecticut Latest to Claim Witches Convicted of Witchcraft Weren’t Really Witches, Not Guilty
Are there witches now?
Read More »The Science Discovers That Sex-Segregated Sports Originated in White Supremacy
I had a hunch this was the case.
Read More »America Facing Serious Economic Risks as More Countries Move Away from Dollar
Take that, Putin!
Read More »Trump to Put a Final Nail in the Coffin of Pink-Haired Communism
He didn't do anything the first time but I guess I'll give him the benefit of the doubt this time.
Read More »US Dairy Policies Destroy Small Farms as Bill Gates Keeps Buying All of the Farmland
The biggest private owner of farmland is against people eating meat, dairy, and eggs.
Read More »Supporters of Hunter Biden to Create Legal Defense Fund
Republicans are jealous of Hunter Biden.
Read More »America Stops Approving Licenses to Export Items to China’s Huawei
World War 3 soon, fellow American!
Read More »Persecuted Anti-Feticide Activist Mark Houck Acquitted on Both Charges
Others are still on trial under similar charges.
Read More »Brandon Says F-16s are Where He Draws the Line (For Real This Time)
On one level, this slow motion march to nuclear war seems inevitable, just on inertia.
Read More »Republicans and Democrats Agree: The Government is America’s Biggest Problem
When it comes to the real cancers on this country, which are primarily Mitch McConnell and Kevin McCarthy, no one is going to do anything to stop them. Instead, Republicans will go out there and talk about Hunter Biden's laptop for another ten years until everyone is a tranny.
Read More »Utah: Hate-Filled State Legislature Bans Child Mutilation
We'll see if it holds up.
Read More »Memphis Police Disband Black “Brotherhood of Scorpions” That Killed My Boy Tire
Tire was just trying to roll.
Read More »Head of House Foreign Affairs Committee (GOP) Says America Likely to Fight China Over Taiwan by 2025
Taiwan is a core value of who Americans are in a democracy.
Read More »California: Fat Woman Teacher Brags About Secretly Trannifying Her Students
Why are you still not homeschooling?
Read More »Jew Blinken Tells Jew Israel to Stop Escalating Violence Against Palestine
The Jews are allowed to do a real Holocaust against Palestine because of the fake Holocaust.
Read More »Pfizer Says They Actually are Engineering Viruses
But are they really?
Read More »Jewnited Snakes Ran Cover for Dog-Toothed Adder Ssssscholz and His Anal War Plot
He's a shill pretending to be reasonable.
Read More »Yellen Warns of Devastating Financial Catastrophe. She’s Nervous.
Who could have predicted this? No one!
Read More »White Man Fired From Google for Complaining That Asian Woman was Trying to Have Sex with Him
He's suing.
Read More »Rhode Island School Collects Money to Pay Cartel Coyote Who Brought Boy to US
Americans are very generous people.
Read More »Public Education is Not About Teaching “What Parents Want,” Iowa School District Board Member Says
Kids belong to the government, goyim.
Read More »America to Fight War Against China by 2025, Senior US Air Force Commander Warns
Gay anal in Taiwan is more important than gay anal in the Ukraine.
Read More »Christian Baker Loses Appeal After Refusing to Bake Cake for Tranny Celebration
Transgenderism is satanic.
Read More »Paul Pelosi “Hammer Time” Party Bodycam Footage Just Dropped
So it's all real?
Read More »Topless Woman Enters North Dakota Church, Smashes Statue of Jesus
Topless women should be banned from entering churches.
Read More »Black People are Right About the Cops
Black people are right about the cops.
Read More »Australia: Government Might Ban Ye from Entering the Country Because He was Mean to Jews
Some Jew whined about it.
Read More »Another “Injun” Woman Accused of Being White
She was just selflessly renouncing her white privilege.
Read More »Wisconsin: School District Does Weeklong Tranny Indoctrination for Elementary School Students
Don't worry, the kindergarteners aren't left out.
Read More »Floridians Trying to Gas the Jews
Stop it, Florida.
Read More »US Declares Wagner a “Transnational Criminal Organization”
What crimes?
Read More »US Now Lone Suspect in Nord Stream Pipe Bombing
It's just nuts to even have the conversation.
Read More »Lex Fridman Says Questioning the Jews is Very Dark
I don't really believe this. I think they want to kill the Christians that serve them as well, because that is what the evidence shows.
Read More »Women are to Blame for Rise in Antibiotic-Resistant Bacteria, Super Gonorrhea
Is there anything women don't make worse?
Read More »Memphis Police Chief Asks Black People Not to Riot Over Release of Cop Brutality Footage
Cops are psychopaths.
Read More »Adult Swim Fires “Rick and Morty” Creator and Voice of Characters Over Meanness to Women
What even is this?
Read More »Nick Fuentes Banned from Twitter Less Than a Day After Being Reinstated
We were celebrating yesterday because Nick Fuentes was reinstated on Twitter. Less than a day later, he was banned.
Read More »A Bitch Done Killed That Fine Bitch Kayla at da Parade
Needa get dem keeds fore dey be kill in dat communidy.
Read More »Secret Documents Found in Mike Pence’s House!
Pence is such a retard.
Read More »Indiana University School of Medicine Under Investigation for Discriminating Against Whites
Having more black tranny doctors is a major priority for society.
Read More »Nick Fuentes is Back on Twitter [UPDATE: Gone Again!]
At this point, I'm ready to go along with Dmitri Medvedev and support Elon as dictator of America.
Read More »FDA Considers Annual Calamari Clot Shots
The Science is clear.
Read More »This Steve Doocy MLG Clip Makes Me Sick
The peasants are irredeemable. We have to get them back into the mines, and we need to do it quickly.
Read More »America Needs to Save Its Weapons for War with China, Top Think Tank Says
CSIS wants some of that Ukraine money for the war with China.
Read More »New York City Starts Giving Away Free Abortion Pills to Anyone
Nothing is more important than killing babies.
Read More »Russian Hockey Player’s Jersey Sells Out After He Refuses to Celebrate Faggotry
Based!
Read More »Thousands Demand “Forced Vasectomies” and Right to Kill Babies in Women’s March
Women hate humanity.
Read More »Democrat Lawmakers are Trying to Ban People Linked to January 6 from Holding Office
Republicans are a threat to democracy!
Read More »Yellen Wants to Rebuild IRS to Improve Squeezing of Taxpayers
The goyim have too much money.
Read More »Atlanta: Antifa Tried to Bring Bombs to Rising New BLM Protest Movement
HOT HOT HOT!
Read More »Two Years of Brandon: 1.2 Million Migrants Crossed Border Evading Authorities, Report Says
Only Hoholistan's borders are worth defending.
Read More »Alleged “Moon Walker” Buzz Aldrin Marries Disgusting Plastic Surgery Mess on 93rd Birthday
There is only one real moon walker and he's long dead.
Read More »FBI Searches Brandon’s Home, Finds More Secret Documents
Brandon's skin is turning orange.
Read More »WEF: Angry Mommy Says America Will Soon Have Speech Crime Laws
It's so over.
Read More »These Mexican Women Coming Into America Should Have to Suck Someone – That’s for Damn Sure
If these fat whores didn't want to suck Tony they should have remained in Mexico.
Read More »Black + Indigenous Lives Matter: Violent Protests in Atlanta Over Death of “Activist”
He was a good boy who just wanted to hug some trees.
Read More »Brandon Responds to Documents Conspiracy by Singing Bon Iver’s 2007 Hit “Skinny Love”
Poor Joe.
Read More »Evil Republicans Introduce New Laws to Stop the Sexual Liberation of Kids
Kids have a human right to find themselves!
Read More »LA: Black Kid Seeks $50 Million After Police Stun-Gun His Dad to Death
Stop killing People of Crime!
Read More »1 in 3 Americans Think US Government Throwing Too Much Infinity Money Into Zelensky’s Black Hole
Zelensky's black hole is bigger than a college girl's vagina.
Read More »Taiwan’s Ugly Hapa “Ambassador” Explains Her Seditious Plot
What a stupid cow.
Read More »US is Pulling Equipment from South Korea to Send to the Ukraine
It seems to me this would be a good time for Kim to make a move and settle the score once and for all.
Read More »Brandon is Apparently Going Down
It's funny.
Read More »Disneyland Employees Laughed at Fat Retard as She Fell Off Ride
If Disney has to close the Jungle Safari over this, Ima be PISSED.
Read More »DC Council Overrides Mayor’s Veto, Lightens Sentences for Black Criminals
One more step to utopia.
Read More »Ohio: Neo-Nazi Parents Sue School District for Trannifying Kids, Talking About Anal
Ohio is a notorious hotbed of fascism.
Read More »UN Head Declares People Driving Cars a Threat to Human Survival
"It's hot out this bitch, nigga." -The UN
Read More »Charging Alec Baldwin with Manslaughter is Insane
No one likes Alec Baldwin, but this is a travesty.
Read More »SF: Cops Arrest Man Who Cleaned Dirty Homeless Woman with Water
The streets are supposed to be safe and clean.
Read More »Marketing of Flavored Cannabis Targets Kids
If kids can switch genders and amputate body parts, why can't they use cannabis?
Read More »San Francisco Reparations Committee Says Every Black in City Should Get 5 Million Dollars
But is it enough?
Read More »WEF: Kissinger Reverses Position on Ukraine NATO Membership
Henry Kissinger was one of the only top level statesmen in the Western world standing in opposition to the war in the Ukraine.
Read More »Folk Hero George Santos Waged a One-Man War Against Pit Bulls
Not all heroes wear green sweatsuits.
Read More »31-Year-Old Black Singer Dies Suddenly of Heart Attack
He wasn't even fat.
Read More »China Says Rules-Based Order Means America Spreads Disaster and Robs Everyone
The side effects of spreading freedom and democracy tend to benefit America.
Read More »Study Finds That America is the Easiest Place to Mutilate Children
MURICA!
Read More »Bolden Pronounces “Kamala” Wrong, Apparently
Dumb ugly bitch.
Read More »Saudi Arabia Confirms They Will be Trading in Non-US Dollar Currencies! Total End of US Dominance!
You don't know how it feels to be right all the time like this. It's exhausting.
Read More »Sheila Jackson Lee Introduces Bill to Criminalize Mean Words on the Internet
This is a Jewish agenda. Black people literally do not care.
Read More »Mall of America: Security Guards Order Man to Remove Jesus Shirt
Satan is the lord of this world...! Especially in America!
Read More »AP Claims World Economic Forum is Very Good, Anyone Who Questions Them a Conspiracy Theorist
I pity whoever has to write this tripe. It's open doublethink.
Read More »“Non-Binary” Man Tells Women to Stop Whining About His Tampon Sponsorship
You evil TERFs need to check your privilege.
Read More »NATO to Provide “Heavy Warfare Equipment” to Hoholistan as America Trains Hohols in Germany
The borders of Hoholistan are your values in a democracy.
Read More »BREAKING NEWS: Black Male Does a Murder…!
He looks like such a good boy.
Read More »Democrat Calls for Biden Impeachment Over Endless War Against Russia
We simply cannot have these Jews controlling our politics. They destroy everything on purpose.
Read More »New Home Under the Bus: Jew Schiff Attacks Brandon Over Secret Documents Scandal!
Under the bus with you, old man!
Read More »Experts Whine People Not Taking Boosters, Ignoring Coronavirus Hoax
Current Thing has changed.
Read More »Boomer Woman Stabs 18-Year-Old Girl in the Head Multiple Times “for Being Chinese”
The Chinese are behind all of your problems!
Read More »Watch: University of Michigan Students Call for Murder of All Jews, “There is Only One Solution”
White supremacy has infected people of color!
Read More »Husband of Female Cop Fired for Having Sex with Everyone Tries to Save Marriage!
He could get a good divorce deal.
Read More »Brandon Caught with Even More Secret Documents…!
Is he being thrown under the bus?
Read More »Texas Brewery Cancels Kyle Rittenhouse Because First and Second Amendment Don’t Reflect Their Values
You can't just be free and defend yourself.
Read More »Yellen Says America to Default by June
Why is gay anal so expensive?
Read More »Racist Black Teacher Bans Hoodies
Stereotypes are all true.
Read More »Non-Fat 18-Year-Old High School Student Dies Suddenly
Just a coincidence, I'm sure.
Read More »The Science Can Now Make You Age Prematurely or Rejuvenate You
The elite is very interested in living forever.
Read More »Microsoft AI Can Imitate Any Voice Based on Only 3 Seconds of Actual Recording
Don't tell Jordan Peterson. He'll have another breakdown and end up in rehab.
Read More »Elvis Presley’s Daughter (Non-Fat) Dead at 54 After Cardiac Arrest
She was at the Golden Globes earlier this week, so this is the definitive "died suddenly."
Read More »Wisconsin: 14-Year-Old Boy Shoots Girlfriend Three Times in the Head Over Breakup
Just a little side effect of living in a cuntocracy.
Read More »UFC President Dana White Says He Can’t be Punished for Slapping Wife
Dana White should receive an award.
Read More »California: University Bans the Word “Field” Because… The Holocaust or Whatever
I strongly suspect no black was involved in this decision.
Read More »Republicans Want US Capitol to Feature Bust of Zelensky
Kids these days have no idea what a real hero looks like.
Read More »Hero George Santos Marches Into His Office with Pride
You have my sword, Señor Santos.
Read More »Mel Gibson Kicked Out of Mardi Gras Parade Because He Said Mean Things About Jews Years Ago
No fun allowed for the bad goys.
Read More »21-Year-Old Air Force Academy Football Player Drops Dead Walking to Class
According to some reports, his last words were "Greta... was... right..."
Read More »New York City Losing Cops at Fastest Rate Since 9/11
A lot of them are moving to Florida.
Read More »Terrorist Jew Adam Schiff is Still Hyping Up Gibberish About White Terrorism
They continue to claim that they are not "Jews," they are individuals - even as they organize as Jews to push through their definitively Jewish agenda against Christians.
Read More »Lawyer AI to Help Man Fight Speeding Ticket in Court
This is fun, but I can guarantee lawyers are going to move to make it illegal.
Read More »Morgan-Stanley Expects Stocks to Drop Another 22%
If I was going to give any advice, I would say that the obvious thing to own is real estate.
Read More »Famous Supermodel Dead at 56 From Breast Cancer
It's not the vax, but...
Read More »Joe Brandon’s Think Tank has Classified Documents, But No FBI Raid Yet
It's okay because he's not orange.
Read More »Baked Alaska Sentenced to 2 Months in Jail for Filming the Capitol Storm
Pray for Baked!
Read More »Non-Fat 16-Year-Old Girl Drops Dead Playing Flag Football
Did she get hit with a baseball in the chest?
Read More »America to Host SatanCon 2023, The “Largest Satanic Gathering in History”
No serious country would allow this.
Read More »Louisiana Law Requires ID Verification to Watch Porn
The creation of pornography should be banned.
Read More »Woman Soccer Player Wins Settlement Against Virginia Tech After They Tried to Punish Her for Refusing to Kneel to BLM
It's nice to see there's still some justice on this earth.
Read More »The Science to Drug and Mutilate Obese Kids Because They are Slim People Born in the Wrong Body
When you're born in the wrong body, The Science rushes to help you.
Read More »Bolsonaro Supporters Storm the Capitol, Try to Rape Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez!
Democracy is under attack!
Read More »Louisiana: Pit Bull Enters Neighbor’s Yard, Mistakes 7-Year-Old Girl for a Bull
Pit bulls are a dog breed of peace.
Read More »Tulsa: 12-Year-Old Girl Stabs 9-Year-Old Brother to Death, Wakes Parents Up to Confess
Very normal.
Read More »Lovable Scamp Jive Talks the US Congress
He's no Bill Cosby, I can tell you that much.
Read More »Seattle Schools Sue Social Media Companies for Ruining Kids’ Mental Health
Social media eats brains.
Read More »Aged Liar Fauci Says Elon Musk is a Disinformation-Spreading Conspiracy Theorist
He has nothing to worry about. He is The Science.
Read More »Republican Who Lied About Being Jewish Flashes White Power Symbol, Gets Sworn Into Congress
You know the old saying: "if they think you're a Jew, you can't lose!"
Read More »First Bills of Republicans in 2023 to Destroy Bodily Autonomy of Transgender People
Body mutilation is a form of health care.
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