Category: US
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Trump Saves TikTok! People Rejoice in Happiness!
Signed and delivered!
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Trump Vows Final Release of All Kennedy Files!
The entire system would be in jeopardy if the people find out the CIA killed the Kennedys.
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Satanic Pope Condemns Trump Over Deportation Plans
He’s the satanic pope! He’s Pope Satan!
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Ten Years Later, FDA Decides Zyn is Okay
Wow, mommy said we’re allowed to have a decision on this issue. So freedomly.
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Apple Turns Off AI News Summarizer Because They Can’t Stop It from Spreading Fake News
Seriously, all the AI has to do is summarize headlines.
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CDC Demands Hospitals Start Testing for Supposed “Bird Flu”
It’s back!
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Bill Gates and Trump Speak About Viruses and Vaccines During Three-Hour Dinner
The Gates Foundation is allegedly working on an “HIV cure.”
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Massachusetts: “Non-Binary” Council Member Takes a Month Off After Being “Misgendered”
She did this after being accused of laziness.
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FBI Shuts Down Diversity Office as Entire US System Flees Wokery
Frankly, what it looks like is that the system wants to unite people around a war with the Chinese, and the only way to do that is by getting rid of all this stuff people hate.
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Smartwatch and Fitness Bands Contain High Levels of Toxic Chemicals That Skin Can Absorb
Everything is toxic.
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Max Blumenthal Invades Antony Blinken’s Final Press Conference, Creating Hilarious Mess
It’s good, but Sam Husseini is better.
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Tragedy Strikes as Hunter Biden’s Priceless Art Burns in California Inferno
“Nothing of value was lost” is generally true but not strictly true.
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Space Fraud Musk’s Rocket Explodes While He’s Defending His Gamer Fraud
Why is he not in prison for all of these frauds he is committing against the public?
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Companies Dumping Floydism and Those Vowing #FloydEternal
A little bit of celebration is surely in order.
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Sharp-Faced Anti-Tranny MAGA Mom Threatens Tranny-Lover Negress with Beatdown!
In general, I like that Congresspersons are threatening each other with physical violence.