Sounds like a threat.
Read More »Washington DC CVS Store Closes After Black Teens Steal Too Much
Black people are only taking a bit of what they're owed because of slavery.
Read More »Ohio Senate Overrides “Conservative” Governor’s Veto of Anti-Tranny Bill
Imagine calling yourself a Republican while pushing for more trannies.
Read More »LA Times Losing Diversity After Korean Billionaire Owner Does Biggest Layoffs in History
A great loss for affirmative action.
Read More »Man Who Tried to Bribe Kari Lake on Secret Recording Foolishly Doesn’t Claim It’s AI
Why would he not at least try to make that claim? Getting caught lying about that would be much less extreme than what he said on the tape.
Read More »Sean Strickland’s Anti-Homo Rant Might Have Been Cringe, But It’s a Good Sign
A couple of years ago, this would have been impossible.
Read More »Oklahoma Senator Proposes Making Watching Porn a Felony, Ban on Unmarried Sexting
This is the right thing to do.
Read More »Nimrata Randhawa Won 43% of the Vote in New Hampshire
This is a chill wind blowing.
Read More »It Begins: Maryland Principal Claims Audio of Him Saying Politically Incorrect Things is AI-Generated
An anonymously leaked recording means literally nothing in the year 2024.
Read More »Mexico Says They’re Going to Sue US Gun Manufacturers
The is an absolute sham.
Read More »CIA Trying to Recruit Russian Intelligence Employees with Cringe Video
Who thought this was a good idea?
Read More »Immigration Now Voter’s Top Concern, According to Poll
The only ones who aren't concerned are the invaders themselves.
Read More »Stupid Headlines About the Downfall of “The Misshapen Meatball Man”
How do people react when they see that the media says totally nonsensical things? I guess they either believe it or say: "Well. I don't know about all that, but you just gotta, you know, you just gotta look at what's out there and keep your eyes open, because we can't say nothing about that liberal media."
Read More »“Conservative” Supreme Court Says Brandon Can Cut Border Wire Installed by Crippled Snake
The job of the Border Patrol is to keep the invaders safe.
Read More »Mother of Woman Raped and Killed by Migrant Suing Homeland Security
Everyone should sue DHS for what they're doing to America.
Read More »US Does More Major Strikes on Yemen for Some Reason
Oh and the very independent and autonomous UK government is also on board.
Read More »As the Earth Continues to Heat Up as a Result of Food Farms, Dozens of Americans Die of Cold
Nigga that's like some Atlantis Morriset type shit.
Read More »Abortionists Want to Go Further Than Bringing Back Roe, Push for Limitless Abortions
If women can't figure out how to avoid getting pregnant, they shouldn't be in charge of their own bodies.
Read More »Ron DeSantis Surrenders, Endorses Trump
What does it mean?
Read More »Brute Shoplifters Kill Texas Convenience Store Worker Over Bag of Chips
Black people feel very strongly about their chips.
Read More »US Planning “Sustained Campaign” Against Yemen
Best euphemism for "war."
Read More »Florida: Based Tranny Wins Major Biofronthole’s Golf Tournament
You get what you deserve.
Read More »Watch: Somali Students Fight African-Americans in Minneapolis High School
Vibrant, enriching diversity.
Read More »Zelensky Shill Claims Funding the War is a Really Good Deal for the US
What?
Read More »Chair of Harvard Antisemitism Task Force Accused of Antisemitism for Stating Facts
The Jews are universally disliked.
Read More »Palestinian with American Citizenship Killed by Jews in West Bank
Does this mean something?
Read More »Watch: Female Brute Plows Into Policeman on Purpose
"Fuck these cops," she said.
Read More »22-Year-Old Rapper Throws Baby Shower for Five Women He Got Pregnant at the Same Time
I'm the only one who will ever tell you the truth about women.
Read More »Bloodsucker Fatmerica Claims “No Evidence” of Jew War Crimes in Gaza
Imagine that Americans are okay with this.
Read More »Boris Johnson Endorses Trump, Claims He’ll Support the Ukraine War
Huh.
Read More »Bibi Says He’s Already Attacking Iran – US has No Choice But to Go Along for the Ride
This won't work, actually.
Read More »NATO May Fight Russia in the Next 20 Years, Top Official Announces
It's called World War Anus.
Read More »Seattle Teacher Tells Students Identifying as Straight is Offensive
Being alive is offensive.
Read More »America Bending Rules to Keep Supplying Israel Despite Abuses, Investigation Reveals
The American government is run by Jews.
Read More »California: NBA Assistant Coach Dies of Heart Attack at 46
Very common, these days.
Read More »Connecticut: Catholic University Hired Deformed Freak as “Manager of LGBTQ+ Affairs”
This is the second biggest Catholic university in New England.
Read More »Thousands of American Cities to Become Ghost Towns Over the Next 80 Years, Researchers Say
Are ghost towns better than drug-fueled zombie towns?
Read More »Ohio Governor Wants to Stop Disqualifying Tranny Candidates for Using Wrong Name
Refusing to participate in the delusions of "trans" people is against democracy.
Read More »Watch: Brutish Female Coffee Shop Employee Jumps Over Counter, Fights Manager
She had to react that way because of slavery.
Read More »Stabby Brute Finally Arrested After Stabbing Spree
He was just having fun.
Read More »Philippines’ Marcos is Just a Total Shill for the Americans
It's inexplicable.
Read More »Massachusetts: Blacks Protest Evil Pharmacy Closing Down Because of Black Criminals
You can't make a profit if black people steal all your products.
Read More »Supreme Court Refuses to Intervene in Tranny Bathroom Controversy
This is obviously a constitutional matter. The Court has a duty to address it.
Read More »Vivek Dips Out, Endorses Trump
All the polling was correct. It was actually shockingly accurate, more so than you would even expect it to be.
Read More »New Jersey May Legalize Shrooms for “Recreational” Use
The only logical explanation as to why you would want people doing hallucinogenic drugs is that you want people to be less engaged with the society.
Read More »Watch: Pro-Palestine Protesters March Through Manhattan
Jews saw them coming and escaped into their tunnels.
Read More »Arestovich Lives in the US and Continues to Criticize the Zelensky Regime
It's totally insane that Zelensky's literal number one guy through the entire first half of the year has all the same talking points as me on this issue and no one knows it.
Read More »Stay Cool. Never Relax.
Watch video of man not relaxing. Always be ready to behave this way. Blacks are everywhere now and they are allowed to commit violent crimes.
Read More »Tesla Cars Totally Useless in Freezing Cold Temperatures
They are very reliable.
Read More »Shock as Trump Wins Frozen Iowa Caucus
This is about the number I would have expected.
Read More »Damn, That Bitch is Black, Black
The Civil Rights Act should be repealed, not championed by conservatives.
Read More »Coach Red Pill was Murdered by the US Government
We will never forget the Coach.
Read More »Federal Aviation Administration Actively Hiring Retards, Cripples to Increase Diversity
Like everyone who believes in democracy, I would rather get sucked out of a jet than live in a country where retarded people are prevented from working at high levels in the aviation industry.
Read More »Brute Gang Terrorizing NYC Newsstand Vendors
Black people have serious behavioral problems.
Read More »California’s Constitution Forbids Schools from Telling Parents If Kids Go Tranny
The kids belong to the state of California.
Read More »NYT Says US Strikes on Yemen Mostly Failed
It turns out that smart bombs do not have a very high intelligence level.
Read More »Child Murderer Netanyahu has No Respect for Child Murderer Biden
It's so funny that Biden repeatedly declares "unconditional support," then is outraged by having no leverage.
Read More »Watch: Pro-Palestine Protesters Scaling White House Fence, Hurling Bloody Baby Dolls
The American government enables the mass murder of children.
Read More »Woman to Have Eternal Diarrhea After Using Weight Loss Drug Ozempic
That's one way to lose weight.
Read More »Drag Show Corrupts Tiny Pennsylvania Town
It's demonic.
Read More »Supreme Court to Decide If Homeless Junkies Have a Right to Ruin Your Cities
They have to think carefully about it.
Read More »New York City Sinking Under the Weight of Its Buildings
Jew tunnels are not helping the structural integrity of these islands.
Read More »Tennessee: Kids had a Great Time at First Meeting of Satan Club, Satanists Say
What's even the excuse for allowing this?
Read More »Watch: High School Brute Beats Her 65-Year-Old Teacher
Blacks should go to anger management classes.
Read More »Plastics Linked to Billions in Health Care Costs, Bottled Water Worse Than Previously Thought
Everything is full of toxic chemicals!
Read More »Massachusetts: Old Fat Woman Allegedly Poisoned Husband Because Fake Soap Opera Star Told Her To
Women shouldn't have rights.
Read More »Fatmercia Just Started a War with Yemen – 60 “Sites” Bombed
Welp.
Read More »US Intelligence Says Hezbollah Could Attack America
Why would they want to do that, I wonder?
Read More »Big Tech Suing Ohio Over Law Requiring Parental Consent for Opening Social Media Accounts
Big Tech billionaires have a constitutional right to manipulate the minds of children.
Read More »US Army Sees Massive Decline in White Recruits
Gee, I wonder why?
Read More »Trashy Congresswhore Gets in Trashy Fight with Ex-Husband in a Bar
Is this the face of America? Do Americans want this face? What happened to Elvis' America???
Read More »Minnesota: St. Paul Swears in All-Female, Almost Entirely Diverse City Council
This city is doomed.
Read More »Footage of the Creepy Jewish Synagogue Tunnel Shows Clothing, Shoes, Baby Stroller
The official explanation doesn't add up.
Read More »Real Headline: 1488 People Dying of Covid EVERY WEEK
They are going to bring it back. The whole virus thing. Guaranteed.
Read More »Hunter Biden Storms Out of Surprise Appearance Before Congressional Skank Caucus
GAYYYYYYY
Read More »Brooklyn High School Shuts Down to Become Migrant Shelter
High school is retarded anyway.
Read More »Jewish Ritual Murder: Headless Woman Drained of Blood and Left in Sexual Pose Finally Identified
What are the Jews really up to?
Read More »Ray Epps Gets 1 Year Probation, No Jail Time
Totally not a fed.
Read More »The Bitcoin ETF Approval Tweet from the SEC was a Hack, But the Price was Real
People claiming that the ETF approval was "already built in" to the price proved to be retards.
Read More »New York Post Report on Jew Tunnels
You can imagine what they were really up to down there.
Read More »NYC: Migrant Gangs Selling Drugs, Killing Each Other Over Women in Tent City
They're supposed to be seeking asylum from something, by the way.
Read More »Secret Jew Tunnels Contain Filthy Mattress, Apparently from Some Sickening Ritual
This will give you nightmares.
Read More »Missouri: Cops Arrest 16-Year-Old’s Father for Allowing Son to Have Sex with Female Teacher
When will the madness end???
Read More »Biden Drags Up Dylann Roof Story, Says Trump is Dylann Roof, Responsible for the Civil War
Who is writing these talking points?
Read More »“Pro-Palestine” People Blocking Roads Actually Funded and Organized by Jews, Rockefellers
Blocking traffic makes people hate you and your cause.
Read More »Watch: Protesters Demanding Gaza Ceasefire Block Traffic at 3 NYC Bridges
These traffic-blocking protests were originally organized by Jews.
Read More »Outrage After Trump Says Civil War Could Have Been Avoided Through Negotiation
Avoiding bloodshed is a noble aspiration.
Read More »Ohio: 15-Year-Old Student Hallucinating on Drugs Attacks Teacher, Leaves Her With Brain Injury
Very normal high school stuff.
Read More »Female Player Says “I Support Hamas, You Fucking Jew!” During High School Basketball Game Against Jews
DO NOT APOLOGIZE FOR SUPPORTING HAMAS!
Read More »Mexico Doing a Better Job at Protecting US Border Than American Government
Mexico is a much better country.
Read More »Blinken Visiting Israel’s Arab Neighbors, Trying to Prevent Real Holocaust
Blinken: the wandering Jew.
Read More »Owner of Looted Compton Bakery Says Nobody Gets Punished for Anything
First world country.
Read More »School Shootings Don’t Matter
We don't have to do anything.
Read More »Alleged Vegetable John Fetterman Speaks in Full Sentences in Denouncing Opposition to Israel’s War
This follows along with my theory that John Fetterman was only pretending to be retarded in order to get elected.
Read More »Violent Talking Gorilla Undergoes Secret Surgery, Gets Caught
No rules.
Read More »American Intelligence Calls Claim ISIS is Behind Terrorist Attack in Iran “Indisputable”
It's settled science.
Read More »ICE Only Deported Less Than 5% of Migrants Caught in 2023
The Great Replacement is a conspiracy theory.
Read More »McDonald’s Allegedly Losing Serious Money from Boycott Over Their Support of Jewish Baby-Killers
Why did McDonald's associate their brand with the mass murder of children?
Read More »Twisted Boy-Lover Lindsey Gives Sickening Rimjob to Bibi, Falsely Claims He’ll Create “Nightmare” for Iran
One can only imagine that Lindsey Graham is very good at creating nightmares.
Read More »Ratty US Spokesman Says “Ukraine” Funding Will be Less Than in 2022-23
But what about our democracy? That's who we are.
Read More »American 13-Year-Old Becomes First Human to Ever Beat Tetris
I advise young kids to get into Tetris.
Read More »Louisiana: Female Teacher Gives 15-Year-Old Student a Handjob in Front of Her Kid
Women are known to do worse things.
Read More »Kirby Says Russia Will Use North Korean Missiles to Kill Innocent Civilians in the Ukraine
Meanwhile, the Jews are literally killing children in front of the entire planet.
Read More »NYC Subway Trains Collide, At Least 24 Injured
The New Americans don't even know how to operate trains.
Read More »Oregon: Up to 10 Patients Die After Nurse Replaces Fentanyl IVs with Non-Sterile Tap Water
Tap water is safe and effective.
Read More »Ohio: Republicans Trying to Override Governor’s Veto of Tranny Kids Law
Republicans can support trannies too, apparently.
Read More »Watch: Brute Defendant Attacks Nevada Judge During Felony Battery Case
The judge was too relaxed.
Read More »Watch: Hundreds of Diverse Brutes Take Over Street, Ransack Compton Bakery
They do this because slavery damaged their DNA.
Read More »RFK Jr. Qualifies to Appear on Presidential Ballot in Utah, NYP Calls Him a Conspiracy Theorist
Death is safe and effective.
Read More »NYC: Entitled Migrants Going Door-to-Door Asking Residents for Money, Clothing, And Food
The poor migrants just want their Christmas gifts.
Read More »US Biggest Exporter of LNG After Banning Europe from Buying Russian Gas
It's just a coincidence that forcing Europe to boycott Russian gas was profitable for the US.
Read More »Biden Entity Petitions Supreme Court to Remove Razor Wire at Border
The mission of the Border Patrol is to ensure the migrants are safe.
Read More »California to Give All Illegals Free Healthcare
A brilliant plan with no downsides.
Read More »After Gay Resignation, Questions Emerge About the Continued Viability of Jewish Whining
Jews vomited up all their cards. What now?
Read More »Kentucky: Clerk Who Refused to Issue Marriage License to Anal Couple Ordered to Pay Another $260K
The total is now 360K.
Read More »Green Day Band Rebels Against Donald Trump
Many are now wondering if Green Day has gone too far.
Read More »New York: Man Crashes Car Filled with Explosives Into Randos
I never would have expected an American to do something insane and deranged.
Read More »Hamas Found Guilty of Rape in Another Dimension of the Multiverse
This bitch is literally crying because Hamas didn't rape her.
Read More »Fatmericans Enjoy Killing and Dismembering Kids
How is this acceptable?
Read More »Iran Sends Warship in Response to American-Jewish Move to War in Yemen
Iran is... the aggressor? Lolwut
Read More »What is Going on with These Jew Ads?
Filler but funny.
Read More »I’d Marry Her (Just Pulling Memes and Writing Fake Articles Rn)
2024 is the year of positivity at the Stormer.
Read More »US Now Saying They’re Just Going to Seize Russia’s $300 Billion
Now, every country in the world, aside from the US client states in Europe, has a reason to push for a new currency.
Read More »Gaza Refugees Will Flood the Neighborhoods of Jew Lovers
The Jews actually hate the Christian Zionists, laughing at the gullible suckers.
Read More »Trump Took That Faggot Shit Off His Website at Least
Good move, buddy.
Read More »How About Don’t Get So Fat in the First Place??
Americans are such fat retards.
Read More »Americans Funding Gaza Genocide, Illegal West Bank Settlements
Americans have blood on their hands.
Read More »Rand Paul Draws Attention to the Government’s Tranny Monkey Program During Festivus Event
It's a science thing. You wouldn't understand.
Read More »Miami: School Suspends Students for Spreading “AI-Generated” Nudes of Classmates
Who is the victim??
Read More »NYT Publishes Video Showing Israel Bombing the “Safe” Places Where It Ordered Civilians to Go
This is what the Palestinians have been saying from the start.
Read More »People Still Calling for Harvard President to be Fired
It's over, Jews. Give it up.
Read More »Woman Model Ruins Her Career by Taking Testosterone, Sues Agency for Not Doing Magic
"Woman ruins her own life, blames everyone else" is a story as old as time.
Read More »Shock as Migrants Say They’re Not Seeking “Asylum” But Economic Opportunities
It doesn't matter even if they're literally seeking "asylum."
Read More »NYC: Jews Provoke Pro-Palestinian Protesters with “No Ceasefire” Signs
What the hell are you doing, Jews??? You weren't even implicated in the baby-killing! Why are you declaring your guilt???
Read More »Mitch McConnell, The Most Powerful Republican in America, Has a 6% Approval Rating
Glory to eternal, never ending, blood-sucking democracy...!
Read More »Federal Judge Blocks California Law Banning Carrying Firearms in Public Places
Send it to SCOTUS! They'll support Gavin!
Read More »Israel Less Popular Than the Ukraine Among American Voters
Which Jews do you prefer??
Read More »Texas Now Flying Invaders to Chicago
Closing the border would be easier and more effective.
Read More »There’s Plenty More Capitol Gay Porn Videos, Actually
The American government is full of homosexuals and Jews.
Read More »Minnesota Finally Picks New State Flag to Replace Old Racist One
The experts approve.
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