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He has further declared "the global supremacy of the Irish race."

"Axis of Terror"? More like the Justice League.

Self-pity is the most destructive force in the human universe.

The Jews are America's chosen people.

The Jews can't possibly expect the world to forgive them after this.

Hamas claims so.

So this is bad, but tranny kids must be celebrated?

Brute crime is a small price to pay for the enrichment that black people bring to society.

Germany, Austria and Finland are leading.

Cool story, bro.

The Iranians are threatening to kill American civilians. No one wants to say it. But that's the consequence of war with them.

Bitch is hot, tbh.

The Jews are never going to fix their reputation.

The climate is breaking down! Temperatures are all wrong! You did this!

Don't worry, it's safe to poison the ocean with this. The fish are not complaining.

Feeling thirsty?

This is the Illness Revelations centerpiece of the day, even though it doesn't contain any actual illness revelations.

Penalties for those caught playing the block-building game in Florida include up to 20 years in prison, and a $250,000 fine.

Interestingly, he'd just spent two weeks in a mental facility. I wonder what they did to him?

Due to democracy, neither Filipinos nor Americans get a say in this.

WHAT CHANGED????

Wow, an anti-Iranian atrocity hoax? Today? Never would have expected it!

It's just an injunction for now, but they have a good chance of winning.

Dumb cunts.

The deer should burn this bitch down.

It's very important.

Drink responsibly and don't let these whores make you feel like you're doing something wrong.

The Geneva Convention is an age-old trope. 

I think it's important, as both an academic and a practical matter, to analyze and try to understand their unique behavior patterns, which are different from those of any other humans on earth - by a lot. 

He's literally a communist.

BASED!

This is likely to be used as an excuse to regulate AI.

Why did it take so long?

The Jews are out of control.

Elon Musk as a yipping chihuahua who yips and nips at people then turns to flee and starts pissing on himself and shivering might go down as the greatest of the Illness Revelations.

Israel is creating a precedent that allows for Moslems to slaughter Jews wholesale. It's not really logical.

Wait - the war is back on?

Why can't the US do war here??? It's so much cooler than the Middle East!

Sorry!

It's all bullshit.

These people are against having fun.

Still better than homeless junkies.

Late. Sorry. But this shit is friggin' funny. Cherry on top of glorious Monday: fresh new energy, peaceful filial piety, actual direct promotion of alcoholism as a healthy lifestyle choice (yo, hello? Self-service department? Can I get a callback to the previous article or do I have to do it myself?), astonishing/overwhelming word count, confounding messianic delusions. Jarring shifts between apparently serious statements and humorous statements, including unclear or potentially ironic self-depreciating humor, without any form of delineation or discernible pattern - fun new style of blurring humor and seriousness that I just thought of 3 hours ago and haven't fully fleshed out (you, my dearest parasocial companion on earth - yes, I am speaking to you, [INSERT YOUR NAME], as an individual, as someone you have a personal relationship with - get to ride along for the process of fleshing out the new style!). You think you know Stormer shock racism humor after a decade of it? Well, hit the refresh button, pal, because during my delusional brain illness state a week and a half ago, I invented 37 new ways to use the word "NIGGER." Guess what? I also invented at least three and maybe four separate ways to justify forced child marriage while making it seem like a joke. How edgy is that?? PLUS: Bombardment with secret messages (widely-celebrated new official Stormer terminology for exciting self-referential humor). Yeah. I'm thinking I'm back.

It is a new Stormer epoch. The Illness Revelations have already begun.

LOOOOOOOOONG

Some Jews are switching to damage control mode.

BASED

Maybe it's too edgy and provocative for you, because I'm Andrew Anglin of the Daily Stormer and I'm super edgy and provocative. It's like, my thing, man. 

Age is not really a relevant factor in the fertility of healthy men.

The struggle is real.

The Jews are going through a deadly PR crisis. The entire planet is watching them.

Despite the infinity mountain of frustrations, there is no reality in which he is not my president until the day I die.

This is while they claim that Putin taking kids out of the battlefield is a war crime.

People who took the vax shouldn't exert themselves too much.

I don't even think it's happening.

FREE PALESTINE. ONE LOVE. WE SUPPORT HAMAS.

Huh.

They're trying to do "climate lockdowns." It's all so tiresome.

This statement is official and must be respected.

The Jews always push it too far.

What even is this?

They're doing it because blacks are dumb.

I've run the numbers.

The Jews are going to pay for this.

The eagle is too fat to fly.

Justice has been served.

BASED

Took them long enough.

I'm just. Man. I'm just so exhausted by the Jews. 

They should try fixing the homeless junkie problem.

The Ukraine is going to have a really hard time getting those weapons.

The Jews...!

We need to charge him for murder when this happens.

We shouldn't even be having this conversation. Everyone knows the Jews did it.

You're shutting down major events in France because there's a war in Israel? 

Bomb the hospital or else, minimum wage worker!

They got their priorities straight over there.

Schools are faggot factories literally run by faggots.

We used to have a pretty good country.

It's gonna be a lot of work, Olaf. People really don't like hospital bombers.

In a democracy, you have to bomb the hospital.

Time's up, Jews! It's so over!

I'm not even going to mention January 6.

This is a wholesome love story in a country where the government cuts boys dicks off.

Antisemitism is trending now, Jews.

Relax for a bit.

Do the Jews think this looks good? Do they think "hospital bombers" is a good brand? What the hell are they doing?

Jews are cartoonishly evil monsters.

I srsly can't believe this nigga said Palestine bombed they own hospital.

These lunatic Jews are still claiming they're doing all of this in self-defense.

These retards just united the entire Islamic world against them. Russia and China are united against them. 

It's total war now.

Goofy bitch looks like the fat girl running meme.

Talibros finally moving up in the world.

There's no place in America for people who don't support the baby-killing Jews.

I wonder if the cause is racism.

They're expecting a new all-time record by the end of the year.

That escalated quickly.

"Sexually mature stallions" have no right to be sinning while others are dying in a war.

Surely, if the Jews are going to do this, we have to be allowed to talk about it? 

The Jews wouldn't lie about something like this.

He probably needed a license to go help people in Gaza.

Calling someone "white trash" is not a crime, but calling them "Zionist pig" is?

Jewish fragility on display.

They'll probably regret this.

Let's try this again.

We will try to be joyful.

Someone might say "this is retarded, if we're going to play a game, everyone has a right to know the rules," but then you just say "I'll kill you if you complain." 

Biden has had these issues with Bibi, but that doesn't seem to mean much.

The hunt for the exit strategy has begun.

He should be in the brig.

It looks like he's planning to send Americans to die.

There's a lot of incentives for these people to come.

Jews wouldn't lie about slaughtering innocent people!

It's called freedom of speech, Jews.

Remember: we are all Palestinians to these Jews! 

This is going to be a total mess.

Is it finally over???

When Angela Merkel invited those millions of Arabs to come live on welfare in Germany, she should have stipulated "JEW LOVERS ONLY."

Why did you put Israel inside of Palestine???

Banning black people would fix the problem.

The best part is Ben Shapiro's reaction.

The Jews are allowed to do this because of the Hall of Cost and the lampshades.

I didn't find 40 decapitated Jew babies.

It's happening!

Well, I'm with Vivek.

Jews, like Ukrainians (also a Jewish country, by the way), prefer "soft targets." 

Random men who can't even place in male competitions are obliterating women athletes.

It was only a matter of time.

I think there is a conflict of interests here.

This is the sloppiest atrocity hoax I've ever seen. And I've seen a lot of atrocity hoaxes.

Where are they supposed to go??? They're blockaded, Jews! You blockaded them!

What the hell was happening in 1991???

It's Friday the 13th.

Did they even have a choice?

The police should just subtract the cost of the merchandise from their reparations tab.

FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS!

Palestinians finally have a world superpower defending them!

Can I calls 'em or can I calls 'em? 

Someone is doing the bonoing.