Category: Featured Stories
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Space Fraud Musk’s Rocket Explodes While He’s Defending His Gamer Fraud
Why is he not in prison for all of these frauds he is committing against the public?
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Elon’s Gamer Fraud Scandal is Worse Than His H-1B Scandal
This is going to hang over this fat bitch for the rest of his meaningless life.
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Neil Gaiman Getting Metoo’d as We Return to 2017 in the “Donald Trump Time Loop”
What does it mean?
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In Farewell Address, Old Coot Biden Issues Warning About “Tech Oligarchs,” Fails to Mention Fraud Gamer Scandal
Did Musk pay off Biden to not mention Fraud Gamer?
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Hamas and Israel Agree to Ceasefire with Prisoner Exchange
Trump did mischaracterize this.
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Marco Rubio Says the Ukraine Can’t Win, Must Surrender (Then Calls for War with China, lol)
Winners will be playing Path of Exile 2 while Marco Rubio is in the GRIDS dungeon playing Dragon Age: The Veilguard.
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Jews Alarmed by Increase in “Antisemitic Attitudes” Around the World
Just mindless hatred caused by literally nothing.
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FDA Bans Red Dye No. 3 – Decades After Finding Out It Gives You Cancer
RFK was saying he was going to ban this, and they’re just doing it preemptively.
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In Israel, ADL Chief Jonathan Greenblatt Appears to Call for Using Terrorism to Murder Me and My Friends
This is quite the escalation in rhetoric.
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In 2022, Jewish Congressman Jamie Raskin Said the Ukraine War is About Forcing People to Have Gay Sex
The American agenda is gay.
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South Korea: Fail Couper Finally Arrested by Cops as Supporters Fill the Streets
His supporters are… flying American flags? wtf?
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The SEC is Suing Elon Musk Again
He’s sued by the government constantly. We’re supposed to believe it’s because of his 1337 meme skills.
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French Morons Invite Wild Pack of Niggers to Free Event at Their Theater – A Month Later, The Niggers are Still There!
They straight-up jacked a theater.
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UK: Government Wants to Force Pub Owners to Police What Clients Talk About
We’re reaching levels of democracy never before seen.
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Illinois: Woman Judge Gets Reassigned for Sharing Old Meme to Wrong Person
She also faces a state disciplinary investigation.