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Good memes here and you're also in for another fascinating treat: the dawn of a months-long campaign of aggressive e-begging, which relies on emotional manipulation, in particular flooding the reader with an intense sense of personal guilt for letting down me, a personal friend. I am forced to ask myself how could [INSERT YOUR NAME], my dear personal friend with whom I have a very meaningful parasocial relationship, leave me struggling to keep the site online? If you are already feeling enough shame and guilt, please email me at staunchleftist1999@proton.me, and I will send you a unique BTC address. If you haven't yet begun to respond to the aggressive and psychologically-based emotional manipulation campaign, well then, I advise you to still go ahead and get ready for it. Because if you have any heart at all, the guilt will soon set in, and you will be sending me massive amounts of cold, hard crypto.

Things will be good again on Tuesday.

At this point, anything can happen.

Do not be alarmed.

Daily dose of REVELATION in the run-up to getting SERIOUS. We are approaching the end of the PROLOGUE as we prepare to pull back the VEIL and destroy what you call "REALITY."

Illness, meet filler. Shake hands. I want a clean fight.

CAUTION - EDGY HUMOR INVOLVING SODOMY FOLLOWED BY PREACHY RELIGIOUS MATERIALS. ILLNESS ADJACENT.

You think the Illness Revelations are in full swing? This is just the beginning of the prologue.

Week #3 of the Illness Revelations has begun on a site that is running very well despite the massive ongoing post-7/10 (10/7 for fat people) DDoSing. You can see the themes in the banner. You can see that some of them we've done and some we haven't. So, we need to knock those out and then we're finished. That will be the end. Just joking. I already have a second banner lined up. Not all of the themes of the Revelations would fit in one banner. It's already impossible to read on a phone, I'm sure. There is really no end in sight, aside from my looming death. Last week was kind of a cool down week, what with me dealing with my own personal revelations regarding my Irishness. This week is supposed to be different energy entirely - I want to focus on robot stuff. We've already got robot art, now we need robot information. I've got some takes on this I haven't seen anywhere else, though to be honest, I don't really listen to anyone else. I suspect it's fresh. The takes I do see from the retarded hordes that exist outside of the walls of this website and its very intellectual and handsome readership are saying things that are stupid. It's like that time Paul Krugman (JEWISH KIKE) said in 1998 that the internet was a fad and would be over by 2005. That's how I feel. They're not saying AI will be over in a few years, but they're saying stupid things like "it will take 63.8% of existing jobs." I hate that shit - some exact number, like they did a real serious study that is pinpointing the precise number of jobs that will be lost to AI. This is some way to feel in control. Then they say it will "create new jobs." Like what, you fat retard - typing prompts? Wtf are you talking about "it will create jobs"? Anyway, yeah, we're going into that. It's not as exciting as abolishing the age of consent, but it's nonetheless something that needs to be talked about. I'll try to make it edgy and humorous in a way that appeals to gifted teenage boys who feel alienated by society as well as millennials who are middle-aged and yet still feel like teenagers because of social alienation preventing normal adult socialization. I always do my best. (That alienation was caused by white women, by the way - stop blaming Jews for things white women do. The only thing worse than a white knight is a white knight who blames Jews for women's behavior. Instead of gassing Jews in fake shower rooms, Hitler should have just abolished the age of consent and legalized rape. He probably would have won and all this gay shit would have been fixed before any of us were born.)

The Illness Revelations have barely even begun. But they're not happening today because the site is basically totally down.

I believe this is real news, but I am also not totally convinced this will happen.

What mechanism is enforcing this George Floydism on the corporate world?

The film is not really about the Irish. That is more just an aesthetic thing.

We'd be a lot stronger together, my dearest kinsmen.

Because the grass is green.

I hope OJ is doing as well as he seems to be doing.

SORRY LATE - PLEASE DON'T READ THE TEXT IT'S TRASH.

As the period of the revelations enters its second week, we reflect on the status of the thing.

NEARLY 7,000 WORDS. CONCLUSION OF FIRST WEEK OF ILLNESS REVELATIONS. DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, TRY TO READ THIS MATERIAL.

He has further declared "the global supremacy of the Irish race."

Self-pity is the most destructive force in the human universe.

Cool story, bro.

This is the Illness Revelations centerpiece of the day, even though it doesn't contain any actual illness revelations.

It's very important.

Drink responsibly and don't let these whores make you feel like you're doing something wrong.

Sorry!

Late. Sorry. But this shit is friggin' funny. Cherry on top of glorious Monday: fresh new energy, peaceful filial piety, actual direct promotion of alcoholism as a healthy lifestyle choice (yo, hello? Self-service department? Can I get a callback to the previous article or do I have to do it myself?), astonishing/overwhelming word count, confounding messianic delusions. Jarring shifts between apparently serious statements and humorous statements, including unclear or potentially ironic self-depreciating humor, without any form of delineation or discernible pattern - fun new style of blurring humor and seriousness that I just thought of 3 hours ago and haven't fully fleshed out (you, my dearest parasocial companion on earth - yes, I am speaking to you, [INSERT YOUR NAME], as an individual, as someone you have a personal relationship with - get to ride along for the process of fleshing out the new style!). You think you know Stormer shock racism humor after a decade of it? Well, hit the refresh button, pal, because during my delusional brain illness state a week and a half ago, I invented 37 new ways to use the word "NIGGER." Guess what? I also invented at least three and maybe four separate ways to justify forced child marriage while making it seem like a joke. How edgy is that?? PLUS: Bombardment with secret messages (widely-celebrated new official Stormer terminology for exciting self-referential humor). Yeah. I'm thinking I'm back.

It is a new Stormer epoch. The Illness Revelations have already begun.

LOOOOOOOOONG

I don't even think it's happening.

I've run the numbers.

We used to have a pretty good country.

Relax for a bit.

Do the Jews think this looks good? Do they think "hospital bombers" is a good brand? What the hell are they doing?

Let's try this again.

We will try to be joyful.

Someone is doing the bonoing.

I'm thankful (and a bit surprised) to be alive, and I thank the dear reader for tolerating my delinquency. 

I don't care.

Late? I'm not sorry.

This is what we like to see.

The fact that most of the internet is now Asians is causing some serious problems with image rendering.

Today we dive once more into the fascinating and vibrant culture of black Americans.

NBA YoungBoy is one of the most popular recording artists of the early 20s.

Our struggle must have some higher meaning.

Who knows. I don't know. We all know. There are no secrets. Death is everyone's reward.

Joe Camel. They keep talking about this guy Joe Camel. What did he do?

I feel I need to make some clarifications.

Why is the Pope trying to de-Christianize Europe? Is there an explanation other than maliciousness? (rhetorical btw)

In which I promise to give Starfield a second chance.

I just can't even believe how bad it is.

Who is being processed? You or the words?

Or "On the Necessity of Dehumanizing Women with Vulgarly Sexual Language."

This is so funny.

Friendship with white nationalists ended. John Legend is my best friend now. 

These are relatively good today. Maybe not particularly fresh. But good.

The government is already kidnapping kids whose parents refuse to turn them into trannies.

We stand on the brink of something wonderful.

We are officially at war with the Jews! General Musk orders the troops forward!

Memes?

Elon needs to stop being timid, and stop apologizing to the Jews.

Remember: this is the man who brought you Fallout 76.

It's finally over.

It's all I can do.

It's over. Failed system.

You win some, you lose some.

No one has ever been astroturfed for their own good. 

You read that right, friend.

This is a long article about various topics.

The answer is "no one knows."

I killed this dude's entire village by causing a refugee uprising, and the man is still following me around trying to get me to help him with his moralfag bullshit.

I think I need to explain that the left literally claims to be perfecting mankind.

The US has to turn Taiwan into the Ukraine before the Taiwanese people rise up against this plan.

Everyone is a gay retard, and this is why.

Oliver Anthony was sharing videos saying Jews did 911. What now?

Seriously, bro. They're not bad. Check 'em out.

I'm not endorsing him, but these are the facts.

Forgive me, good sirs.

You can see what women are if you just look at them.

Slaayyyyyyy

Dear millennial faggot: are you claiming that ice cream is not good?

Shoutout to my boy Ferdinand.

We need a break from the Ukraine. I'm sick of it.

BROTHER, NOOOOOOOOO

FINALLY SOME GOOD MEMES I AM PROUD TO PUT MY NAME BEHIND...!

Bring your whole crew, Jews. 

Funny? Well, we can say I tried.

We're all here for Nick.

I'm sick of it.

It's what everyone expected.

Sorry, this is crap.

Finally, someone woke went broke???

To be clear, his purposes are unclear. To put it another way: "what's his endgame?"

Launch some fireworks, eat a burger, drink some American beer other than Budweiser, and realize that the people who fought and died for that flag hated faggots.

SPECIAL CELEBRATION PODCAST

I'm having a good time.

Someone has to do something.

Russia is not demanding you be their best friend, Pole. Just relax.

France appears to be quite doomed.

The Post also claims that Ukraine is going to threaten to bomb Crimea during negotiations.

It was going to happen sooner or later.

Medvedev is a great guy.

Enough is enough. Just stop.

That just snuck right up on us, didn't it? It's like with Christmas. You're just settling into your spring offensive, and all of a sudden it's July peace talks.

I failed a coup and all I got was this free trip to a top tier hooker hot spot.

All things being equal, I would prefer Russia be more openly hostile towards Israel. So maybe I support Israel supporting the Ukraine?

There is a lot that is going to be written about this. Here are 2,000 words, just to get the ball rolling.

Really, this was truly a weird 36 hours. 

The collapse of appreciation for the Jews shows no signs of slowing.

It's going to be okay.

Mali hates the Anti-Christ.

It's already happening.

Rest in piss, faggot.

These are crap. Sorry.

America mourns the passing of a national hero.

What is even going on here?

"Coalition of the willing" again!

Okay, dude.

Make them start using the term "pride month denialism."

Oh you just wait a bit longer. Just a bit longer. The spring counteroffensive is on the way. It's coming. Oh yes.

The US government lies about obvious things.

There is also evidence the US is going to start a war in Myanmar.

These lyrics are truthful.

Just relax, friend.

GRAPHIC

What does it mean?

This is OVER 200 MEMES.

Tucker Carlson is going to be an important figure in keeping whites docile through the process of becoming a minority in their own country.

Stirner was right about rights.

100 memes to make you totally forget about YE24.

This is an important article, I think.

This is sad. But it is what it is.

We might as well take what we can get, and take some joy in how awesome this interview was. 

It's not late. It's a special edition.

It's all so tiresome.

I could be wrong.

These ones are actually really good. Not that this is not the standard.

We're always on our job. Double the memes.

This is something I would use the opportunity of the war to clean up, if I were running Russia. Of course, I don't know if you know this, but I'm not running Russia.

#TeamCrowder. Ride or die. No exceptions. No caveats.